Guy watching porn next to me

Dudess · 19-07-2006 08:37PM #1

I'm in an internet cafe and the guy next to me is watching hardcore porn!! AND he's writhing around on the seat - partial jerking off I suppose. Jebus, surely there's a line! And he seems pretty normal-looking - not an obvious weirdo.

super_furry · 19-07-2006 08:38PM

Say it to him. ****ing weirdo wants a slap.

Call Me Jimmy · 19-07-2006 08:39PM

awwww he's jiggling? that's ****in sick

TerrorFirmer · 19-07-2006 08:39PM

Once in the library in NUIG, where there are dozens of people walking around at any one time, a large queue in operation, and about 20 computers in use, there was a guy casually browsing porn and saving pictures to his memory stick.

The mind boogles.

Collie D · 19-07-2006 08:40PM

Report him, there's a time and a place. Not into porn myself (nobody believes me when I say that) but nothing against someone having a tug in the privacy of their own home but Jesus, not in public.

Failing that offer him a tissue

SpAcEd OuT · 19-07-2006 08:40PM

tell the person in charge of the internet cafe

Doctor DooM · 19-07-2006 08:41PM

Thats one classy net cafe you got there

eiretamicha · 19-07-2006 08:41PM

Oh gross...he's wiggling? Ew. If I were you, I'd casually walk up to him, ask him if he needs a hand, lol. Well, not if he's really creepy looking cuz then he might just drool a bit and nod. God, that's so gross.

ThrownAway · 19-07-2006 08:42PM

Jeese, if I'm in an internet cafe and one of my emails says ''pee'' I get all embarrassed and try and cover the screen hoping nobody sees.

Dudess · 19-07-2006 08:42PM

I exaggerate. He's not in the set next to me. He's two seats up and there's nobody between us. I'd have probably lost it with him if he was right next to me.

Call Me Jimmy · 19-07-2006 08:42PM

yup and ye could end up with an unwanted friend on your way to the bus stop, god, imagine that guy standing next to ye at the bus stop... jiggling

Karl Hungus · 19-07-2006 08:43PM

OI! Mind your own business! I'm not looking at what you're doing! :mad:

Doctor DooM · 19-07-2006 08:43PM

Its when it starts smelling you got to worry... Jebus...

Ruu_Old · 19-07-2006 08:44PM

Walk up the counter, don't attract attention to yourself and tell the person who is in charge.

Collie D · 19-07-2006 08:44PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

OI! Mind your own business! I'm not looking at what you're doing! :mad:

Haha

Brilliant!

BArra · 19-07-2006 08:46PM

there isnt some alarm that rings out a red alert when someone starts looking at porno sites, you have to manually vnc the computers every so often, and it can take some time depending on how many pcs are in the netshop. you arent allowed to watch what people are viewing for any more than a quick glance, and some are rather creative with hiding what they are really looking at.

where i work if i catch someone its one warning and persist and yer out, most leave soon after u let the offender know, some however like to go down the road of being argumentative... i wont go into the bad experiences. saying loudly to please stop looking at said site loudly as its shop policy, usually ends with the person wanting to be swallowed up into a black hole, with anyone around also having a good stare

Dudess · 19-07-2006 08:46PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

OI! Mind your own business! I'm not looking at what you're doing! :mad:

Now that I know that it's Lord Hungus, all is forgiven. Don't want any trouble sir. *cowers in terror*.

But seriously folks, yeah, I'll tell the guy in charge all right.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2006 08:47PM

HavoK wrote:

Once in the library in NUIG, where there are dozens of people walking around at any one time, a large queue in operation, and about 20 computers in use, there was a guy casually browsing porn and saving pictures to his memory stick.

The mind boogles.

I know a guy that was caugh jerking off there,right in the damn library. Did he stop?...no.

OP, let him have his fun or give him a hand. >_>

Ruu_Old · 19-07-2006 08:47PM

Karl Hungus wrote:

OI! Mind your own business! I'm not looking at what you're doing! :mad:

Any good, Karl?

Collie D · 19-07-2006 08:48PM

Dudess wrote:

But seriously folks, yeah, I'll tell the guy in charge all right.

Definitely do that, if you were on a bus and he did it you'd tell the driver so whynnot tell netshop owner?

Karl Hungus · 19-07-2006 08:48PM

Ruu wrote:

Any good, Karl?

It was untill that prude there interupted my pleasure... Now I'm all self-conscious.

Doctor DooM · 19-07-2006 08:48PM

What type of porn?

Call Me Jimmy · 19-07-2006 08:50PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I know a guy that was caugh jerking off there,right in the damn library. Did he stop?...no.

wtf? How? I can't even imagine that? Was he rubbin his kaks or was his langer out and about?

Dudess · 19-07-2006 08:50PM

I'm talking nasty - mullets, beards - and that's just the girls...
Close-up of deep throating and stuff. Pretty durn full-on.

challengemaster · 19-07-2006 08:51PM

hah sick twisted people,:D

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2006 08:52PM

Call Me Jimmy wrote:

wtf? How? I can't even imagine that? Was he rubbin his kaks or was his langer out and about?

You know what, i didn't ask. I believe he had the lad out though.
He's not the shyest or most normal chap around.

Mullet porn? Urgh!

Collie D · 19-07-2006 08:53PM

That bloke probably used his Visa to pay for that and you're getting a free view? Are you reporting him, let us know what happens?

Dudess · 19-07-2006 08:55PM

Guy just left. Before doing so, he had a really friendly chat with the guy on the counter. Not just a "lovely day, isn't it" kind of chat, but it was as if they knew each other. Damn! Really wish I'd reported it instead of arsing around talking to you lot (lovely and all as you are

). It would have been extra interesting seeing as they knew each other.

Call Me Jimmy · 19-07-2006 08:59PM

ok folks move it along, nothing to see here

Winters · 19-07-2006 09:02PM

I had that many a year ago at a Lan I was at. Made the time inbetween rounds enjoyable at least.

Then agian, when the scat came on it got a bit messy >_<

Crucifix · 19-07-2006 09:03PM

Dudess wrote:

Guy just left. Before doing so, he had a really friendly chat with the guy on the counter. Not just a "lovely day, isn't it" kind of chat, but it was as if they knew each other. Damn! Really wish I'd reported it instead of arsing around talking to you lot (lovely and all as you are ). It would have been extra interesting seeing as they knew each other.

Or really awkward; reporting it to the guy and him going "Ah don't worry, that one gets better when they change position"...or *looks at watch* "he'll only be another 30 seconds....trust me".

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