Guy watching porn next to me

Dudess

I'm in an internet cafe and the guy next to me is watching hardcore porn!! AND he's writhing around on the seat - partial jerking off I suppose. Jebus, surely there's a line! And he seems pretty normal-looking - not an obvious weirdo.

super_furry

Say it to him. ****ing weirdo wants a slap.

Call Me Jimmy

awwww he's jiggling? that's ****in sick

TerrorFirmer

Once in the library in NUIG, where there are dozens of people walking around at any one time, a large queue in operation, and about 20 computers in use, there was a guy casually browsing porn and saving pictures to his memory stick.

The mind boogles.

Collie D

Report him, there's a time and a place. Not into porn myself (nobody believes me when I say that) but nothing against someone having a tug in the privacy of their own home but Jesus, not in public.

Failing that offer him a tissue

SpAcEd OuT

tell the person in charge of the internet cafe

Doctor DooM

Thats one classy net cafe you got there

eiretamicha

Oh gross...he's wiggling? Ew. If I were you, I'd casually walk up to him, ask him if he needs a hand, lol. Well, not if he's really creepy looking cuz then he might just drool a bit and nod. God, that's so gross.

ThrownAway

Jeese, if I'm in an internet cafe and one of my emails says ''pee'' I get all embarrassed and try and cover the screen hoping nobody sees.

Dudess

I exaggerate. He's not in the set next to me. He's two seats up and there's nobody between us. I'd have probably lost it with him if he was right next to me.

Call Me Jimmy

yup and ye could end up with an unwanted friend on your way to the bus stop, god, imagine that guy standing next to ye at the bus stop... jiggling

Karl Hungus

OI! Mind your own business! I'm not looking at what you're doing! :mad:

Doctor DooM

Its when it starts smelling you got to worry... Jebus...

Ruu_Old

Walk up the counter, don't attract attention to yourself and tell the person who is in charge.

Collie D

Karl Hungus wrote:

OI! Mind your own business! I'm not looking at what you're doing! :mad:

Haha Brilliant!

BArra

there isnt some alarm that rings out a red alert when someone starts looking at porno sites, you have to manually vnc the computers every so often, and it can take some time depending on how many pcs are in the netshop. you arent allowed to watch what people are viewing for any more than a quick glance, and some are rather creative with hiding what they are really looking at.

where i work if i catch someone its one warning and persist and yer out, most leave soon after u let the offender know, some however like to go down the road of being argumentative... i wont go into the bad experiences. saying loudly to please stop looking at said site loudly as its shop policy, usually ends with the person wanting to be swallowed up into a black hole, with anyone around also having a good stare

Dudess

Karl Hungus wrote:

OI! Mind your own business! I'm not looking at what you're doing! :mad:

Now that I know that it's Lord Hungus, all is forgiven. Don't want any trouble sir. *cowers in terror*.

But seriously folks, yeah, I'll tell the guy in charge all right.

Tar.Aldarion

HavoK wrote:

Once in the library in NUIG, where there are dozens of people walking around at any one time, a large queue in operation, and about 20 computers in use, there was a guy casually browsing porn and saving pictures to his memory stick.

The mind boogles.

I know a guy that was caugh jerking off there,right in the damn library. Did he stop?...no.


OP, let him have his fun or give him a hand. >_>

Ruu_Old

Karl Hungus wrote:

OI! Mind your own business! I'm not looking at what you're doing! :mad:

Any good, Karl?

Collie D

Dudess wrote:

But seriously folks, yeah, I'll tell the guy in charge all right.

Definitely do that, if you were on a bus and he did it you'd tell the driver so whynnot tell netshop owner?

Karl Hungus

Ruu wrote:

Any good, Karl?

It was untill that prude there interupted my pleasure... Now I'm all self-conscious.

Doctor DooM

What type of porn?

Call Me Jimmy

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I know a guy that was caugh jerking off there,right in the damn library. Did he stop?...no.

wtf? How? I can't even imagine that? Was he rubbin his kaks or was his langer out and about?

Dudess

I'm talking nasty - mullets, beards - and that's just the girls...
Close-up of deep throating and stuff. Pretty durn full-on.

challengemaster

hah sick twisted people,:D

Tar.Aldarion

Call Me Jimmy wrote:

wtf? How? I can't even imagine that? Was he rubbin his kaks or was his langer out and about?

You know what, i didn't ask. I believe he had the lad out though.
He's not the shyest or most normal chap around.


Mullet porn? Urgh!

Collie D

That bloke probably used his Visa to pay for that and you're getting a free view? Are you reporting him, let us know what happens?

Dudess

Guy just left. Before doing so, he had a really friendly chat with the guy on the counter. Not just a "lovely day, isn't it" kind of chat, but it was as if they knew each other. Damn! Really wish I'd reported it instead of arsing around talking to you lot (lovely and all as you are ). It would have been extra interesting seeing as they knew each other.

Call Me Jimmy

ok folks move it along, nothing to see here

Winters

I had that many a year ago at a Lan I was at. Made the time inbetween rounds enjoyable at least.

Then agian, when the scat came on it got a bit messy >_<

Crucifix

Dudess wrote:

Guy just left. Before doing so, he had a really friendly chat with the guy on the counter. Not just a "lovely day, isn't it" kind of chat, but it was as if they knew each other. Damn! Really wish I'd reported it instead of arsing around talking to you lot (lovely and all as you are ). It would have been extra interesting seeing as they knew each other.

Or really awkward; reporting it to the guy and him going "Ah don't worry, that one gets better when they change position"...or *looks at watch* "he'll only be another 30 seconds....trust me".

Sparky

Dublin airport last April. I was in the boarding area waiting to get on the plane.
There was this old lad on a dell X1 just browsing the porn. Saving it and all.
He was right at the end of a row of seats and a line of people were standing/leaning up against the glass barrier, most of the lads having a good stare aswell.
Not a bother on him.

Collie D

Seen a guy on one of those Russian Wife websites before, didn't give a hite who saw him but somebody tugging off to porn would really bother me, don't think I could just sit there hoping he had a good aim

tbh

Karl Hungus wrote:

It was untill that prude there interupted my pleasure... Now I'm all self-conscious.

if you are embarassed, just say you thought it was the George Orwell version...always works for me!!

Collie D

tbh wrote:

if you are embarassed, just say you thought it was the George Orwell version...always works for me!!

That's probably my favourite book and when it was on TV a while ago and asked gf to tape it for me she was disgutsed ;o)

monkeyfudge

I got in trouble with the Office of Public Works over this once.

antSionnach

Give him the benefit of the doubt. Ive often sent gay website subscription stuff to my mates emails, or saved weird stuff like peeing fetishes and stuff onto their computers. Because youre doing it innocently you usually dont mind doing it around others, even if they dont realise that.

Id be more worried if he was concealing the porn, in which case you could be sure that John Thomas was on the pull.

Dudess

Crucifix wrote:

Or really awkward; reporting it to the guy and him going "Ah don't worry, that one gets better when they change position"...or *looks at watch* "he'll only be another 30 seconds....trust me".

LMAO!!!

Dudess

antSionnach wrote:

Give him the benefit of the doubt. Ive often sent gay website subscription stuff to my mates emails, or saved weird stuff like peeing fetishes and stuff onto their computers. Because youre doing it innocently you usually dont mind doing it around others, even if they dont realise that.

Id be more worried if he was concealing the porn, in which case you could be sure that John Thomas was on the pull.

Um...ok...

Fanny Cradock

describe the porn. omit nothing!

*jiggle*

ughhhh

Dudess

Ok, I'm talking major close-ups - camera right at the guy's hairy arse. Massive penis - possibly enhanced. But I couldn't get a proper look because all of a sudden, a big white squirt covered the lens.

Happy?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

What exactly was the address of this porn...


You know, um... so i can make sure its blocked....

Peyton Manning

It cant be Karl - you said he was normal looking....

Terry

why were you looking at this guys screen?

Dudess

Well it wasn't as if he was in a closed-off booth or anything! Random turn of the head - it happens. Couldn't help but notice it.

Mossy Monk

good for him

nobody should ever be embarrassed to watch porn

YeAh!

That is fukin halarious!! Imagine to be that carefree and uncaring of what other people think to go watching porn in an Internet Café!

Terry

Dudess wrote:

Well it wasn't as if he was in a closed-off booth or anything! Random turn of the head - it happens. Couldn't help but notice it.

i don't know about that.
2 seats between you, which means he was three screens down. i think you were just being nosy.

Mossy Monk wrote:

good for him

nobody should ever be embarrassed to watch porn

damn right.

monkeyfudge

Well the problem I had in my internet café was a guy watching porn and using the camera on his video phone to record it off the screen.

A woman with some young kids complained and I had to shut down the café down for a month to keep the OPW happy.

Mossy Monk

monkeyfudge wrote:

a guy watching porn and using the camera on his video phone to record it off the screen

cheap bastard

monkeyfudge

I have them partitioned to some degree... but they're fairly visable still.

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