Can I live with you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

BlitzKrieg · 19-07-2006 04:32PM #1

I'm homeless!

I just returned to cambridge to be told that because one form is lacking in my new rent agreement, which only arrived back at my house in ireland TODAY! i've been thrown out on my ass...

currently waiting in the library trying to think of what to do.

Bollox!

-ahh well i have a long list of phone numbers to ring.

Femelade · 19-07-2006 04:35PM

i have an old forge, some windows missing and a family of birds and a family of rats living there....you are welcome to it.

SpAcEd OuT · 19-07-2006 04:40PM

don't you have any friends

you know...... real friends

BlitzKrieg · 19-07-2006 04:46PM

working on that...

but life's a funny old thing.

It seems no one from cambridge, actually goes to university here, so all my friends (cause we finished university) have all moved back to their fair homes in places like kent and london and cornwall.

leaving my phone list much shorter then i thought...

i'm up to L with no luck.

RandomOne · 19-07-2006 04:51PM

Wouldn't it be a bit far to commute everyday?

BlitzKrieg · 19-07-2006 04:54PM

what?

Terry · 19-07-2006 04:56PM

i have a transporter like the one in star trek. but it only sends you one way, so you could actually stay in my house and then transport to cambridge, but you would have to make your own way back.

BlitzKrieg · 19-07-2006 05:00PM

victory is mine!

i have found a couch to sleep on for the night...and will deal with the problem more in depth tomarrow.

Karoma · 19-07-2006 05:02PM

BlitzKrieg wrote:

victory is mine!

i have found a couch to sleep on for the night...and will deal with the problem more in depth tomarrow.

As well as the new problem of the sore bum,eh?

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 19-07-2006 07:54PM

One problem at a time Karoma

Mr.Nice Guy · 19-07-2006 08:10PM

Tell someone you just got in from Lebanon and need immediate assistance.

Dooom · 19-07-2006 08:15PM

I can send you €1 if you'd like? I found one, and I don't trust it. It's like some sort of evil coin that brings terrible luck on people.
But forget I said that last bit.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2006 08:16PM

Enjoy my 'couch'. >_>

Dooom · 19-07-2006 08:22PM

Tar, your face fell off. Quick, bend over and pick it up.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2006 08:36PM

Fool me once, shame on you...

ThrownAway · 19-07-2006 08:39PM

What are hostels theses days? 10 euro for the night or something

You get to spend the night with 16 fat, bald and hairy men who snore.

Dave! · 19-07-2006 08:40PM

Spike wrote:

Tar, your face fell off. Quick, bend over and pick it up.

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Fool me once, shame on you...

rofl

Dudess · 19-07-2006 08:59PM

BlitzKrieg wrote:

I'm homeless!

I just returned to cambridge to be told that because one form is lacking in my new rent agreement, which only arrived back at my house in ireland TODAY! i've been thrown out on my ass...

currently waiting in the library trying to think of what to do.

Bollox!

-ahh well i have a long list of phone numbers to ring.

****! Are you sorted? I was in that position recently. Damn scary. Now it wasn't as if I was going to be on the streets or anything but you still feel horribly vulnerable.

Dooom · 19-07-2006 09:03PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Fool me once, shame on you...

The last time was a mistake, I slipped, honest.
I'm being serious now, the cat's going to run off with it.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2006 09:05PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A&search=fool%20me%20once%20bush

Terry · 19-07-2006 09:08PM

i caaann't liiivvveeee, if livinnn is without youuuuu.

Sparky · 19-07-2006 09:09PM

Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: ABOARD ME [strike]SHIP![/strike] COUCH!

Hope all works out for you Blitz.
Lifes lessons are learned hard.
Keep the faith.

Faith · 19-07-2006 09:14PM

I have a room... but it's in Edinburgh. If you're prepared to commute every day, then it's all yours!

jrey1981 · 19-07-2006 10:33PM

Dog kennel going spare down here in Wicklow....

Any good to you?

r3nu4l · 20-07-2006 08:04AM

Living in Cambridge right now. PM me! As I am also renting I can't offer a room but I know that on the internal mailing list at the Sanger Institute there are often rooms available for short-term letting. Mrs r3nu4l may be able to find something although they may take issue renting to someone called BlitzKrieg!

Day-wanna-wonga · 20-07-2006 08:46AM

I don't get it - he lives in Cambridge UK or Cambridge, MA?? So why is he asking for a room on an Irish forum?

r3nu4l · 20-07-2006 08:51AM

Day-wanna-wonga wrote:

I don't get it - he lives in Cambridge UK or Cambridge, MA?? So why is he asking for a room on an Irish forum?

It's called social networking

I received a PM from another boardie alerting me to this thread as she had seen from my location that I am in Cambridge and wondered if I would be able to help out and I've offered some level of assistance as a result. There are plenty of Irish (and non-Irish) boards.ie users spread all over the world. I use boards as another avenue of finding out and discussing what's going on at home just like I listen to Today FM and Newstalk 106 for the same reasons.

Do not underestimate the power of da wuh,wuh,wuh.intarweb.thingy

Dooom · 20-07-2006 09:14AM

I prefer Oxford tbh...

r3nu4l · 20-07-2006 09:54AM

Spike wrote:

I prefer Oxford tbh...

Meh, Oxford, Cambridge, a little from column A, a little from Column B, all the Oxbridge types are pretty much the same tbh...

Naked Lepper · 20-07-2006 11:07AM

the last time we put a mate who was in a bit of a poxy suituation up his 'stay for a week or two until i get sorted' turned into him staying for three months, arsing around on the internet, smoking hash all day long while we worked to pay rent, bills, and put food on the table...

....never again....

BlitzKrieg · 20-07-2006 12:26PM

My ass is really sore.

Slept on a friend's couch last night

I feel like some sort of hobo living on a couch with all my stuff pilled up in the corner (including a television, PC, numerous games consoles and lots and lots of books.)

I'm living out of my briefcase...The first thing I will do when I do get my house is spend the first day *honouring* the shower.

Cause my friend is a school teacher and is gone for most of the day, if i leave the house I cant get back in until the evening, hence i must spend all today (been up since 9 trying to get into my new house by any means) wandering around cambridge in a daze...the heat doesnt help either.

At least I was smart enough to bring my towel and swimming shorts out with me, gonna take advantage of one of the pools to get myself cleaned up.

anyway priority list.

-get my house (only have to wait till tomarrow they tell me.)
-get a job
-get a hairbrush
-get a drink.

Can I live with you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

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