Things that make me feel like a woose

joejoem · 12-07-2006 12:04PM #1

Holding a grocery bag by its handles as it swings by your side
standing in a womens clothes shop
picking out colour schemes (like picking paint for a room)
Drinking beer out of a glass
trying on shoes in a shoe shop
Having a bebo account, although barely used
watching corination street or anything simialar
reading "heat" or anything simialar, even though you are gaurenteed to get a few nice photos of women in it...

Anyway, thats all I can think of for now. Add what you like

Kernel · 12-07-2006 12:05PM

Pushing a pram.
Doing housework.

Dragan · 12-07-2006 12:07PM

Nothing.

joejoem · 12-07-2006 12:08PM

Dragan wrote:

Nothing.

Did you flex at the computer when you wrote that? And say "Grrrrr Arrrg"

Miguel_Sanchez · 12-07-2006 12:08PM

Having my genitals waxed.

12-07-2006 12:08PM

Define woose!

kinkstr · 12-07-2006 12:09PM

Wearing your girlfriends underwear:eek:

Dragan · 12-07-2006 12:10PM

joejoem wrote:

Did you flex at the computer when you wrote that? And say "Grrrrr Arrrg"

Nope, i did reps with my Captains of Crush, sanded my desk for a bit with my callouses and then drank my protein shake, which was really just a blended cow.

Dragan · 12-07-2006 12:11PM

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Define woose!

He means wuss.

joejoem · 12-07-2006 12:12PM

Dragan wrote:

He means wuss.

No, I meant woose! I googled before I wrote it, my spelling is attrotiousesses

fuzzywiggle · 12-07-2006 12:15PM

Woose : A lightweight, a coward, a sh*tbag, a big girl's blouse.

a sh*tbag..lol

Terry · 12-07-2006 12:49PM

nothing. i'm a manly man.

with a healthy fear of spiders and earwigs and i watch big brother (shut up. i'm a recluse).

TomCo · 12-07-2006 12:53PM

Ah urban dictionary, a font of empirical knowledge.

GerryRyan · 13-07-2006 11:58AM

Dragan wrote:

Nope, i did reps with my Captains of Crush, sanded my desk for a bit with my callouses and then drank my protein shake, which was really just a blended cow.

Based on the description you gave in another thread ... I'd believe all of that.

Splinter · 13-07-2006 11:59AM

the fact i adore diet coke...*hangs head*

uncle ernie · 13-07-2006 12:08PM

meg ryan films *also hangs head*

Splinter · 13-07-2006 12:16PM

uncle ernie wrote:

meg ryan films *also hangs head*

*holds door open so we can both leave...*

Archeron · 13-07-2006 12:20PM

Not being able to open a jar when asked. (handy hint, if this happens, stab the lid with a really pointy object, thus breaking the vacuum seal, allowing you to open the jar, and the contents to go off really quickly)

Taking more than one attempt to parallel park.

admitting you hurt yourself when you just walloped your head off an open cabinet door.

Crying when you get kicked in the nuts.

Splinter · 13-07-2006 12:23PM

Archeron wrote:

Crying when you get kicked in the nuts.

that makes me feel like a man...and how much i hate it at that moment...

Smellyirishman · 13-07-2006 12:28PM

ATM it has got to be when I sneeze and try to hold it in, I just end up sneezing like a little girl.

God damn you hayfever.

Archeron · 13-07-2006 12:32PM

Smellyirishman wrote:

ATM it has got to be when I sneeze and try to hold it in, I just end up sneezing like a little girl.

God damn you hayfever.

can that cause your eyeballs to bulge out? Now THATS manly.

Smellyirishman · 13-07-2006 01:16PM

Many years ago I had to be taken to hospital because I was playing in some hay type crap and my eyes bulged out. Very manly!

mysterious · 13-07-2006 01:26PM

If a wasp is near me "i do tend to exaggerate a panick":D , It's a phobia or maybe I'm a big fat wuss!!!!

Dentist, I'm quite tolerant to pain, but, If I see a dentist with a needle it's like I'm going to die a little inside and "grabbing onto the arms of the chair and about to take off from space" very stressful" lol (i'm starting to talk like a women now)

I think everyone has a woose???? wuss thing that you can't hack.

EXAMPLE OF A WUSS THE OTHER DAY....
a MAN, was freaking out when a fly was buzzing at his window of the bus, He spent 5 minutes trying to kill it. I don't know if he did but five mins later it was back again (or another one) he was going ape shiit.
i was nearly roaring laughing everytime i looked over cus he was making a lot of noise, even I was a "fly on the wall":D it was priceless.

I can think of anything else. I'm defenatley a man!!

p.s your a wuss if you can't think of anything cus ur afraid to admit anything wuss part of your personality, which is the ultimate wuss thing, like ever!!!!:D .... oh yeah oh yeah.

Archeron · 13-07-2006 01:31PM

Oh yeah, I really hate flying and on my last flight, we had to circle Dublin airport for about 30 mins, so the plane was at that weird wonky angle they do be at when circling. I sat there, teeth gritted, hands grabbing onto the end of my seat, white with worry that we're gonna fall out of the sky.

To my left is a 4 year old girl bouncing up and down going "wheeeee, the heroplane is fwying" and looking like she's having the time of her life.

mysterious · 13-07-2006 01:35PM

Archeron wrote:

Oh yeah, I really hate flying and on my last flight, we had to circle Dublin airport for about 30 mins, so the plane was at that weird wonky angle they do be at when circling. I sat there, teeth gritted, hands grabbing onto the end of my seat, white with worry that we're gonna fall out of the sky.

To my left is a 4 year old girl bouncing up and down going "wheeeee, the heroplane is fwying" and looking like she's having the time of her life.

That's not totally wussy... A wuss, let me explain, would totallly lose it and get up off the chair run up and down the ailse with hand gestures everywhere:D screaming" oh my god we're gonna die"..... a wuss can't keep it in their system. I would imagine..

that four year old girl is definatley a man. fair ****ks to her.

Pigman II · 13-07-2006 01:40PM

Getting shot in the stomach and complaining about the pain.

Archeron · 13-07-2006 01:43PM

mysterious wrote:

That's not totally wussy... A wuss, let me explain, would totallly lose it and get up off the chair run up and down the ailse with hand gestures everywhere:D screaming" oh my god we're gonna die"..... a wuss can't keep it in their system. I would imagine..

that four year old girl is definatley a man. fair ****ks to her.

OK, I'm relieved to hear that simply soiling yourself on a busy plane doesnt qualify.

Not that I did or anything...........ahem

Da Bounca · 13-07-2006 01:49PM

The dentist's drill, shudder. The scream it makes, the feeling of shards of your own teeth flying around your mouth. Ugh, so rotten. I take good care of my teeth so that i never have to get anything done in the dentists ever again.

Oh , and getting my hair cut.

dbnavan · 13-07-2006 02:12PM

joejoem wrote:

Holding a grocery bag by its handles as it swings by your side

How else do you carry your shopping

joejoem wrote:

standing in a womens clothes shop

true, but it could be worse you mightened have a woman to shop with, or ur just weird and generally hang out in womens clothes shops

joejoem wrote:

picking out colour schemes (like picking paint for a room)

Doing that quiet a bit at the moment, makes me feel mature, have my own place to paint

joejoem wrote:

Drinking beer out of a glass

Usually means I am legally old enough to drink, so been doing it 9 years now, its much cleaner too.

joejoem wrote:

trying on shoes in a shoe shop

I havent established the tecnique of comfort by sight yet.

joejoem wrote:

Having a bebo account, although barely used

Who doesnt

joejoem wrote:

watching corination street or anything simialar

I used to....but changed to Eastenders, Dont dis the mitchells

joejoem wrote:

reading "heat" or anything simialar, even though you are gaurenteed to get a few nice photos of women in it...

Only when the missus leaves it beside the Crapper

Well, I must be either a total woose or ur definition of it needs to change:D

Animalistic · 13-07-2006 02:23PM

.....hmmm I'm afraid of cooked chicken with bones in it ...does that make me a wuss?

biko · 13-07-2006 02:27PM

Being forced to mind their bags as the GF and her friends all go to the toilet together

Things that make me feel like a woose

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