Things that make me feel like a woose

joejoem

Holding a grocery bag by its handles as it swings by your side
standing in a womens clothes shop
picking out colour schemes (like picking paint for a room)
Drinking beer out of a glass
trying on shoes in a shoe shop
Having a bebo account, although barely used
watching corination street or anything simialar
reading "heat" or anything simialar, even though you are gaurenteed to get a few nice photos of women in it...



Anyway, thats all I can think of for now. Add what you like

Kernel

Pushing a pram.
Doing housework.

Dragan

Nothing.

joejoem

Dragan wrote:

Nothing.

Did you flex at the computer when you wrote that? And say "Grrrrr Arrrg"

Miguel_Sanchez

Having my genitals waxed.

Define woose!

kinkstr

Wearing your girlfriends underwear:eek:

Dragan

joejoem wrote:

Did you flex at the computer when you wrote that? And say "Grrrrr Arrrg"

Nope, i did reps with my Captains of Crush, sanded my desk for a bit with my callouses and then drank my protein shake, which was really just a blended cow.

Dragan

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Define woose!

He means wuss.

joejoem

Dragan wrote:

He means wuss.

No, I meant woose! I googled before I wrote it, my spelling is attrotiousesses

fuzzywiggle

Woose : A lightweight, a coward, a sh*tbag, a big girl's blouse.

a sh*tbag..lol

Terry

nothing. i'm a manly man.









with a healthy fear of spiders and earwigs and i watch big brother (shut up. i'm a recluse).

TomCo

Ah urban dictionary, a font of empirical knowledge.

GerryRyan

Dragan wrote:

Nope, i did reps with my Captains of Crush, sanded my desk for a bit with my callouses and then drank my protein shake, which was really just a blended cow.

Based on the description you gave in another thread ... I'd believe all of that.

Splinter

the fact i adore diet coke...*hangs head*

uncle ernie

meg ryan films *also hangs head*

Splinter

uncle ernie wrote:

meg ryan films *also hangs head*

*holds door open so we can both leave...*

Archeron

Not being able to open a jar when asked. (handy hint, if this happens, stab the lid with a really pointy object, thus breaking the vacuum seal, allowing you to open the jar, and the contents to go off really quickly)

Taking more than one attempt to parallel park.

admitting you hurt yourself when you just walloped your head off an open cabinet door.

Crying when you get kicked in the nuts.

Splinter

Archeron wrote:

Crying when you get kicked in the nuts.

that makes me feel like a man...and how much i hate it at that moment...

Smellyirishman

ATM it has got to be when I sneeze and try to hold it in, I just end up sneezing like a little girl.

God damn you hayfever.

Archeron

Smellyirishman wrote:

ATM it has got to be when I sneeze and try to hold it in, I just end up sneezing like a little girl.

God damn you hayfever.

can that cause your eyeballs to bulge out? Now THATS manly.

Smellyirishman

Many years ago I had to be taken to hospital because I was playing in some hay type crap and my eyes bulged out. Very manly!

mysterious

If a wasp is near me "i do tend to exaggerate a panick":D , It's a phobia or maybe I'm a big fat wuss!!!!

Dentist, I'm quite tolerant to pain, but, If I see a dentist with a needle it's like I'm going to die a little inside and "grabbing onto the arms of the chair and about to take off from space" very stressful" lol (i'm starting to talk like a women now)


I think everyone has a woose???? wuss thing that you can't hack.

EXAMPLE OF A WUSS THE OTHER DAY....
a MAN, was freaking out when a fly was buzzing at his window of the bus, He spent 5 minutes trying to kill it. I don't know if he did but five mins later it was back again (or another one) he was going ape shiit.
i was nearly roaring laughing everytime i looked over cus he was making a lot of noise, even I was a "fly on the wall":D it was priceless.

I can think of anything else. I'm defenatley a man!!

p.s your a wuss if you can't think of anything cus ur afraid to admit anything wuss part of your personality, which is the ultimate wuss thing, like ever!!!!:D .... oh yeah oh yeah.

Archeron

Oh yeah, I really hate flying and on my last flight, we had to circle Dublin airport for about 30 mins, so the plane was at that weird wonky angle they do be at when circling. I sat there, teeth gritted, hands grabbing onto the end of my seat, white with worry that we're gonna fall out of the sky.

To my left is a 4 year old girl bouncing up and down going "wheeeee, the heroplane is fwying" and looking like she's having the time of her life.

mysterious

Archeron wrote:

Oh yeah, I really hate flying and on my last flight, we had to circle Dublin airport for about 30 mins, so the plane was at that weird wonky angle they do be at when circling. I sat there, teeth gritted, hands grabbing onto the end of my seat, white with worry that we're gonna fall out of the sky.

To my left is a 4 year old girl bouncing up and down going "wheeeee, the heroplane is fwying" and looking like she's having the time of her life.

That's not totally wussy... A wuss, let me explain, would totallly lose it and get up off the chair run up and down the ailse with hand gestures everywhere:D screaming" oh my god we're gonna die"..... a wuss can't keep it in their system. I would imagine..

that four year old girl is definatley a man. fair ****ks to her.

Pigman II

Getting shot in the stomach and complaining about the pain.

Archeron

mysterious wrote:

That's not totally wussy... A wuss, let me explain, would totallly lose it and get up off the chair run up and down the ailse with hand gestures everywhere:D screaming" oh my god we're gonna die"..... a wuss can't keep it in their system. I would imagine..

that four year old girl is definatley a man. fair ****ks to her.

OK, I'm relieved to hear that simply soiling yourself on a busy plane doesnt qualify.

Not that I did or anything...........ahem

Da Bounca

The dentist's drill, shudder. The scream it makes, the feeling of shards of your own teeth flying around your mouth. Ugh, so rotten. I take good care of my teeth so that i never have to get anything done in the dentists ever again.


Oh , and getting my hair cut.

dbnavan

joejoem wrote:

Holding a grocery bag by its handles as it swings by your side

How else do you carry your shopping

joejoem wrote:

standing in a womens clothes shop

true, but it could be worse you mightened have a woman to shop with, or ur just weird and generally hang out in womens clothes shops

joejoem wrote:

picking out colour schemes (like picking paint for a room)

Doing that quiet a bit at the moment, makes me feel mature, have my own place to paint

joejoem wrote:

Drinking beer out of a glass

Usually means I am legally old enough to drink, so been doing it 9 years now, its much cleaner too.

joejoem wrote:

trying on shoes in a shoe shop

I havent established the tecnique of comfort by sight yet.

joejoem wrote:

Having a bebo account, although barely used

Who doesnt

joejoem wrote:

watching corination street or anything simialar

I used to....but changed to Eastenders, Dont dis the mitchells

joejoem wrote:

reading "heat" or anything simialar, even though you are gaurenteed to get a few nice photos of women in it...

Only when the missus leaves it beside the Crapper

Well, I must be either a total woose or ur definition of it needs to change:D

Animalistic

.....hmmm I'm afraid of cooked chicken with bones in it ...does that make me a wuss?

biko

Being forced to mind their bags as the GF and her friends all go to the toilet together

mikedragon32

Being in a ruck and getting a knee in the nose at that angle that just makes your eyes water.

This thread should be moved to the Manly Man forum.





What? It hasn't been approved yet?

Animalistic

http://www.learningradiology.com/caseofweek/caseoftheweekpix2/cow153arr.jpg

pesky things chicken bones.

I would never make my boyfriend mind my handbag.Thats FAR too girly and pathetic.

coyote6

I generally don't like snakes. I whacked the head off of one in my driveway the other day with a machete, after I ran over it w/ my motorcycle. Big sucker too 4-5 feet long and quite pissy after I ran over him. I know, evil thing killing innocent creatures, not a habit.

Animalistic

SNAKES ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Even the mention of them !!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

*** runs screaming in terror ****

Splinter

earwigs scare the living bejesus out of me...

Dyr

you're all wusses, none of these things bother me.

Except the sneezing thing.

And the hair cut thing..that such a wussish scenario, what with the personal appearance angle and some bloke touching you vibe

you could probably hack wildly at my head with a rusty shears and when shown the result i'd go (deepest manly voice) "yeah, looks fine, how much?"

Tazzle

having a screen name 'bambi'

Da Bounca

rofl

GAA widow

joejoem wrote:

standing in a womens clothes shop

My boyf plays "spot the security camera" on the rare occasions he comes shopping with me if he's waiting outside the fitting rooms.

Have to laugh if we bump into one of his friends outside a fitting room, they get kinda embarrassed. I've also learned not to ask him to change a size for me - total freak attack in case he's seen handling women's clothes. Although he was mad volunteering to get me different sizes in Ann Summers.
Anyway, it's a lot easier just NOT to bring him clothes shopping.

Chakar

God I hate going shopping like just looking around for no reason.I get what I want and get out of there.

PeadarofAodh

Holding the girlfriend's bag for whatever reason (Modelling it in the mirror, borrowing her lipstick etc y'know!)

Catching my foot on the pavement and then not having the balls to ignore anyone who might have seen

Going red when buying condoms from old women in the chemist ("I'm Not gay!!)

pbsuxok1znja4r

Hmm...not as many things make me feel wussy. I'm probably more inclined to be made to feel like an insensitive chauvinist bullying ogre which is worse.

I remember feeling a bit of a woose when I was younger and got some slagging from my mates over watching Dragonball Z, which is funny when you consider how violent a cartoon it was

But yeah, manly manliness FTW!

Dave!

dbnavan wrote:

Well, I must be either a total woose or ur definition of it needs to change:D

Wuss!

Pighead

Pighead was standing at the cash machine yesterday singing that damn Shakira song a little louder than he should have been.

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Felt horribly unmanly as the big hairy backed manly fcuker from Middle Ireland looked me up and down with a look that screamed "You fcuking fairy"

dbnavan

DaveMcG wrote:

Wuss!

Thanks for that, was just going on the title spelling, never really had cause to look it up, Surprisingly it is in the Oxford Dictionary

Beetlebum

splinter wrote:

earwigs scare the living bejesus out of me...

I was messing with a dendelion and blew the petals at my sister....an earwig landed on her face...Hah-ha!!

Archeron

Beetlebum wrote:

I was messing with a dendelion and blew the petals at my sister....an earwig landed on her face...Hah-ha!!

thats funny because its so horrible.

Pighead

Pighead wrote:

Pighead was standing at the cash machine yesterday singing that damn Shakira song a little louder than he should have been.

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Felt horribly unmanly as the big hairy backed manly fcuker from Middle Ireland looked me up and down with a look that screamed "You fcuking fairy"

ahahahahahahaha!! classic

Dave!

dbnavan wrote:

Thanks for that, was just going on the title spelling, never really had cause to look it up, Surprisingly it is in the Oxford Dictionary

No, y'see, I was calling you a wuss

dbnavan

DaveMcG wrote:

No, y'see, I was calling you a wuss

roflmao! err not