That "Sex on the Dart" Story...

mike65 · 10-07-2006 04:39PM #1

Anyone hear about the couple who stripped and had nekkid sex right in front of a full carraige of no doubt google-eyed commuters? It was mentioned on the radio this afternoon but can't find any of it on the web.

Mike.

LadyJ · 10-07-2006 04:40PM

Are they going to be selling the security footage?

Ruu_Old · 10-07-2006 04:43PM

I cant find anything related to it but I have heard its happened a few times and that they were "investigating" the CCTV footage.

Plug · 10-07-2006 04:46PM

Think thats bad, sometime last year a couple were cought bustin each other in a church in Kilkenny by a few old ones:D

John R · 10-07-2006 04:47PM

Ruu wrote:

I cant find anything related to it but I have heard its happened a few times and that they were "investigating" the CCTV footage.

http://forum.platform11.org/showthread.php?t=898

mike65 · 10-07-2006 05:00PM

Heres the indo story for those not registered

IARNROD Eireann is to have a full investigation into reports that a couple high on drugs had sex on a DART earlier this week.

Spokesman Barry Kenny said the incident was the first of its type reported to the transport company, and that CCTV footage would be examined with a view to taking a prosecution.

"It wasn't reported to us directly and as far as we can gather it's the first time it's happened on the DART," he said yesterday.

"We have to establish if CCTV was on the DART, but it was clearly an isolated incident. We will look at CCTV footage and see if they can be identified with a view to taking a prosecution."

The couple could be prosecuted under the Criminal Law (Sexual) Act, which has a charge of indecency.

They could also be charged under the Public Order Act with threatening, insulting or abusive behaviour.

Mike.

Pigman II · 10-07-2006 05:08PM

Were these two by chance attractive people or (as I suspect) a couple greasy-haired tracksuit-wearing knackers?

mike65 · 10-07-2006 05:13PM

Sadly proberly the latter, life is not like 12 am on M&M.

Mike.

Supercell · 10-07-2006 05:37PM

Fair play to em imho! (as long as yer wan was a hottie instead of a nottie)

Dun laoire · 10-07-2006 05:46PM

Longfield wrote:

Fair play to em imho! (as long as yer wan was a hottie instead of a nottie)

Nah i wouuldnt say fair play to them. Pure skanger thing to do so more and likely she is gonna be rough or out of it on yak or sumthin. Still though, i'd like to see cctv footage.

JaysusMacfeck · 10-07-2006 05:46PM

Pigman II wrote:

Were these two by chance attractive people or (as I suspect) a couple greasy-haired tracksuit-wearing knackers?

"couple high on drugs" = "dirty junkies"

DaBreno · 10-07-2006 06:33PM

The hearld had the story. One punter said he saw the girl with only a thin slip of kickers to cover her and "it was not a pretty sight".
Damn.

lostexpectation · 10-07-2006 06:56PM

There is actually a website where you can view plenty of reproductive activites in Dublin captured on CCTV, including on IE property (yep, the DART). I'll send Barry a cheque for the subscription.

really

DMC · 10-07-2006 07:04PM

mike65 wrote:

google-eyed commuters?

/me checks google...

Wacker · 10-07-2006 08:25PM

About as year ago when I was getting off the DART at about eleven, I was just looking into the other carriages to see if there was anyone I knew. In one carriage, which had a few people in it, there was a girl on her knees 'servicing' her fella. There was no-one else at that end of the carriage, but it had to be obvious to everyone what was going on. I hardly considered it news-worthy, just amusing.

Nephew · 10-07-2006 08:41PM

i'm fairly certain two junkies who got on at kiliney station were going at in the middle of the day, one day last year on my way to college.

some scumbag sitting adjacent to me, got down on his knees and pissed on the floor. my friend and i couldnt help but laugh as we watched him do his best to crouch down so no one would see him, and with piss flowing all over the carriage. it was 2pm on a wednesday.

[Jackass] · 10-07-2006 08:46PM

Guilty as charged!

DublinWriter · 10-07-2006 08:48PM

Funnily enough I heard a collegue talking about this to someone else today.

She has a really, really posh uber D4 accent, and what I heard her say was "like, oh my gawd, they had sacks on the Dart!".

...and I was there thinking "Sacks? What's the big deal? Sacks of what?"

DOLEMAN · 10-07-2006 08:48PM

Apparently she was on top facing the bloke she was screwing so... I'd love to have seen the look on her face if some bloke came up behind her and started DPing...

heheh

Anto McC · 10-07-2006 08:53PM

Or if someone kicked her in the back of the head!!

From what i can gather,they were a couple of brass monkeys!

Wacker · 10-07-2006 08:54PM

DOLEMAN wrote:

Apparently she was on top facing the bloke she was screwing so... I'd love to have seen the look on her face if some bloke came up behind her and started DPing...

heheh

Classy!

Stark · 10-07-2006 09:16PM

DublinWriter wrote:

She has a really, really posh uber D4 accent, and what I heard her say was "like, oh my gawd, they had sacks on the Dart!".

...and I was there thinking "Sacks? What's the big deal? Sacks of what?"

"Sax on the Dart". Sounds like a Jazz album.

Anto McC · 10-07-2006 09:27PM

Stark wrote:

"Sax on the Dart". Sounds like a Jazz album.

love it

Chakar · 10-07-2006 09:30PM

Stark wrote:

"Sax on the Dart". Sounds like a Jazz album.

"Sex on the Dart" Sounds like a promising cocktail.

liamo · 10-07-2006 11:10PM

Ha. Yeah, had a great laugh at the newspaper report. Remineds me of the time I saw two winos (male and female, before someone asks) having a good old "morning workout" as I walked to work along the grand canal early one morning. Seems like some things are more important than drink!

AngryBadger · 10-07-2006 11:19PM

I predict that this thread will degenerate into a competition for who has had the most public coital experience, experment even! Let the games begin....someone else can start the ball rolling tho, I wouldn't want to scare any punters off by setting the bar too high right out of the blocks :cool:

jrey1981 · 10-07-2006 11:23PM

Wacker wrote:

About as year ago when I was getting off the DART at about eleven, I was just looking into the other carriages to see if there was anyone I knew. In one carriage, which had a few people in it, there was a girl on her knees 'servicing' her fella. There was no-one else at that end of the carriage, but it had to be obvious to everyone what was going on. I hardly considered it news-worthy, just amusing.

you should have formed an orderly queue

Nephew wrote:

i'm fairly certain two junkies who got on at kiliney station were going at in the middle of the day, one day last year on my way to college.

there are junkies in Killiney?!:D