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Have you ever jumped out of a window?

  • 09-07-2006 12:27AM
    #1
    Semu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭


    I was wondering if peoples have any interesting tales of strange and unexpected things were one had to jump out a window?????



    Gwan. Regal us!

    I did a 14 foot drop once!


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  • #2
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    I jumped out a ground level window once, it was wild! :|


  • #3
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Did you land on your head by any chance?


  • #4
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Semu wrote:
    I was wondering if peoples have any interesting tales of strange and unexpected things were one had to jump out a window?????



    Gwan. Regal us!

    I did a 14 foot drop once!

    I did a 14 cm drop. Wild times. Wow, I really feel a connection with you, OP!


  • #5
    Semu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Semu


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:
    I jumped out a ground level window once, it was wild! :|

    Hardly mad. Were was the parachute!


  • #6
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    I fell backwards out of a window a few months back. Fell about 2 or 3 metres I think. Still have the scars on my back.


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  • #7
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,065 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    yeah. yore ma's window.


  • #8
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Semu wrote:
    Were was the parachute!
    I was using a very short bungee cord.
    Karoma wrote:
    Did you land on your head by any chance?
    That's the whole point isn't it? :confused:
    simu wrote:
    Wow, I really feel a connection with you, OP!
    Mmm, soon as I saw "Semu" I thought - "oop, simu's not gonna like that." :eek:
    Have you added him to your enemies list yet?


  • #9
    Semu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Semu


    julep wrote:
    yeah. yore ma's window.

    Fuk that was some drop!!!!


    No wonder you come across such a twat on the internet!! (I searched)

    You are forgiven.


  • #10
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Semu wrote:
    julep wrote:
    yeah. yore ma's window.
    Fuk that was some drop!!!!
    Yeah, from the top floor of the ballymun flats, that's gotta hurt. :eek:


  • #11
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,065 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Semu wrote:
    Fuk that was some drop!!!!


    No wonder you come across such a twat on the internet!! (I searched)
    damn. i was trying for lovable rogue.
    You are forgiven.
    thanks. i was about to jump out of another window before i saw that.

    the days are much to bright.


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  • #12
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

    Mmm, soon as I saw "Semu" I thought - "oop, simu's not gonna like that." :eek:
    Have you added him to your enemies list yet?

    Nah. In my tribe it is considered an honour. But onward ho with the auto-defenestration tales!


  • #13
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    julep wrote:
    the days are much to bright.

    Yore ma's too bright.


  • #14
    Semu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Semu


    julep wrote:
    damn. i was trying for lovable rogue.


    thanks. i was about to jump out of another window before i saw that.



    the days are much to bright.

    Bright days are good! Love them!

    Night!


  • #15
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Spike wrote:
    Yore ma's too bright.
    Oooh julep got served. :eek:


  • #16
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,065 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:
    Oooh julep got served. :eek:
    and now i'm in the depths of mellon collie.


  • #17
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Yore ma got served.


  • #18
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    julep wrote:
    and now i'm in the depths of mellon collie.

    Yore ma's in the depths of mellon collie.


  • #19
    Semu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Semu


    ants pains! I see now! Sorry Simu! I had no idea there was a close name like mine. I am Semu Harighby!

    I see now the confusion! Sorrnes!


  • #20
    Semu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭Semu


    Spike wrote:
    Yore ma's in the depths of mellon collie.

    Ha Ha please stop! i did not realise. I know he seeks the attantion of women here but this is not the time or the place! This post is for jumpers!

    Kindly leave other wise!


  • #21
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Don't worry bout it.


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  • #22
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Yore ma's a jumper.


  • #23
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    simu wrote:
    Don't worry bout it.
    Yore ma's worried about it.


  • #24
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:
    Yore ma's worried about it.

    Yes and you will get the therapist bills.


  • #25
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Yore ma's worried about your ma.


  • #26
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Yore ma wrote:
    I'm quite worried indeed lols
    ;|


  • #27
    Roen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭Roen


    That type of thing can start Wars!


  • #28
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    A mate told me a story about a job he done for this auldone. He was fitting a carpet in her hall and sittingroom (she lived in a bungalow) when he was finished he went to open the front door but it jammed because the carpet was too high. The woman was out taking some clothes off her washing line so he jumped out the of the bedroom window with his little bag of tools. Dont know if the woman ever got out of her house?? Maybe she's dead:eek:


  • #29
    Crucifix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    In my primary school there was a game that involved (when the teacher had left the room), leaping out the window (on the first floor above ground) and then trying to get back to your seat before the teacher returned.


  • #30
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Crucifix wrote:
    In my primary school there was a game that involved (when the teacher had left the room), leaping out the window (on the first floor above ground) and then trying to get back to your seat before the teacher returned.
    We had a similar thing except people would try and get home before anyone noticed... class attendance plummeted until they decided to lock the windows.


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  • #31
    gonker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭gonker


    Doing my leaving cert many moons ago stayed half an hour for the french exam and left was caught by the head nun who locked me in a classroom. Many more prisoners followed. We all jumped out of the window 10foot plus and scarpered...I would have loved to have seen her face when she came into the room to free us and there was no one there.


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