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Model Users Gone Mad.
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Nope.....nearly as borin as goin to church:Dcoolwings wrote:Plug - do you do model trains as well?
vectra wrote:SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LIMERICK TOO LONG
1. You have an uncontrollable urge to steal.
2. You keep going on about how great Limerick and Garryowen are.
3. To you, organised crime is putting petrol in the getaway car.
4. You start to cry when you hear 'Beautiful Munsters'.
5. You think anyone from Limerick has a great sense of humour.
6. You think everyone's heard of Barry Foley
7. You think Dubliners are 'soft east coast ashy pets'...until they
kick your head in at rugby. 8. You deny that it rains all the time...as
you struggle home with the shopping in yet another torrential downpour.
Vectra your not a chav or a sham by any chance? LOL:D0 -
SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN MONAGHAN TOO LONG
1. You say 'Sir' all the time ("Howsa goan thur Sir").
2. You say '$hite' all the time.
3. You say 'aye' all the time.
4. You end sentences with 'Hiagh' i.e. "I'm no goan' thur, Hiagh,
it's $hite".
5. You think McArdles Ale is great, ignoring the fact it 'tastes of
$hite Hiagh'.
6. You get an urge to punch everybody you meet.
7. You punch everybody you meet.
8. You get drunk before, after and during punching everybody you
meet.
9. You are incomprehensible when you speak while trying to punch everyone
you meet.
10. People seem to be scared of you when you say where you are from.
11. You automatically get the urge to kill on hearing the words
'Monarchy' or 'England'.0 -
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SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN GALWAY TOO LONG
1. You say "Howsa' goin" all the time.
2. You can't remember a weekend when a friend from Dublin or Cork wasn't
sleeping on your couch.
3. When you meet someone on a Tuesday afternoon you tell them you haven't
been out in ages then remember that you were chatting to that same person
last night in the Quays.
4. You agree with all taxi drivers on all subjects - why bother getting
thick.
5. Unless the taxi driver is from Mayo.
6. Unless, like half the population living in Galway, you're from Mayo.
7. When you say you live in Galway, people immediately smile and tell you
about their wild weekend in Salthill when they were 16. You nod
enthusiastically about the same venue, despite the fact that you were
never there.
8. You think that it's perfectly normal to have 6 buskers (including an
Ethopian bagpipe player), eight street entertainers, 19 Romanian beggers, a
krusty holding some baling twine tied to a raggedy dog telling fortunes and
4 separate roadworks all on the one street. 0 -
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Plug wrote:Signs you have been on boards too long:
5)Thats all I can think of:o:D
Signs your are on Boards too long..
You cant think anymore..:eek: 0 -
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lol im from monaghan hiaghvectra wrote:
SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN MONAGHAN TOO LONG
1. You say 'Sir' all the time ("Howsa goan thur Sir").
2. You say '$hite' all the time.
3. You say 'aye' all the time.
4. You end sentences with 'Hiagh' i.e. "I'm no goan' thur, Hiagh,
it's $hite".
5. You think McArdles Ale is great, ignoring the fact it 'tastes of
$hite Hiagh'.
6. You get an urge to punch everybody you meet.
7. You punch everybody you meet.
8. You get drunk before, after and during punching everybody you
meet.
9. You are incomprehensible when you speak while trying to punch everyone
you meet.
10. People seem to be scared of you when you say where you are from.
11. You automatically get the urge to kill on hearing the words
'Monarchy' or 'England'.
and we dont end all our sentences with hiagh
alright hiagh0 -
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Plug wrote:Wait till vectra gets all the boys from knocka after you:D
Knocknaheeny... Theyre the boy'os that would sort ya alright..
A bunch of them were approached by Ferrarri F1 to work for them this season because Jean Todd Heard that they were the fastest boys ever to remove 4 wheels/tyres from a stopped car..:rolleyes: 0 -
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Plug wrote:Oh jazus:D Not as bad as my teachers I bet!
Well,
Put it this way,
If he sounds more like he "Sings his sentances" rather than speak them he is most likely from either Cork City or Midleton or Youghal..
If there is a bit of the same "singing" but not that noticable then he is from a townland like mine
20 odd miles from the city.;)0 -
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Cork Women...
These are insulting but funny all the same:
1. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and Bosco?
You can only get one hand up Bosco.
2. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it.
3. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a condom?
You only use a condom once.
4. What's the difference between getting piles and breaking off an engagement with a Cork Girl?
When the piles clear up you get your ring back.
5. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and Lionel Ritchie?
Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.
6. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a fish and chip shop?
You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop.
7. What's the difference between a Cork girl and a plate of spaghetti?
A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.
8. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a supermarket trolley?
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
9. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.
10. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and The Titanic?
Fewer people went down on the Titanic.
11. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a carpenter?
A Cork Girl has longer nails.
12. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a German Shepherd dog?
Lip gloss.
13. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and TnaG?
Only 40% of IRELAND can pick up TnaG.
14. What's the difference between a Cork Girl and a Club 18-30 holiday?
On the Club 18-30 holiday there's only a 98% chance of sex 0
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