Model Users Gone Mad.

Spitfire666

i know some people. i'll try get a ticket,if i dont get one i'll make a few phone calls and get in free.

vectra

Plug wrote:

Thought it was norman?:D

"Rod" as in Fishing rod..

Spitfire666 wrote:

i know some people. i'll try get a ticket,if i dont get one i'll make a few phone calls and get in free.

So, If you get in free maybe the stormracer is still a possability?

Plug

You must have connections then?:D

Plug

Yeah....we are mad we are mad I like cake I like cake I am amd I am mad:D

vectra

Plug wrote:

Yeah....we are mad we are mad I like cake I like cake I am amd I am mad:D

The Loonie toonz..!:D

Plug

vectra wrote:

The Loonie toonz..!:D

God what if they posted a link to this thread in the after hours forum, then we'ed be rightly fooked then:D

vectra

Plug wrote:

God what if they posted a link to this thread in the after hours forum, then we'ed be rightly fooked then:D

Nah..
Just act Normal..

I said Normal... Not Norman...:D

Plug

Now were gone off the rails:D

vectra

Plug wrote:

Now were gone off the rails:D

coolwings

We're not mad modellers.
Just gotta remember:
repeat after me...
nitro in the car milk in the tea
nitro in the car milk in the tea
nitro in the car milk in the tea
nitro in the car milk in the tea
milk in the car nitro in .........





maybe a little eccentric

g5hn710m4xpdwy

Thats the best advise I have ever ehard thanks:D
I got the sudden urge to get a paint ball gun*2 and a bb gun and one really power full server and a 3 channel rx + tx, rig it all up on my sotrmracer and bring it to oxygen

Plug

Out of bed 10 minutes and I don't feel mad, I wonder if its only the night time,

g5hn710m4xpdwy

"...How do you like your eggs in the moring?
I like mine with redbul,
Boiled or fryed, Im satisfied,
aslong as I get my 'bull..."

you will feel mad with that I think?

Plug

If you were up and saw what coolwings, vectra and me were posting you'd propebly turn mad too:D

g5hn710m4xpdwy

oh i did... and i fear myself, BUT my mates came to my aid and I am going on holidays for a week with em o.0

Plug

I can't wait till i'm going on holidays, get out of this island for a while

BFassassin

i just read this thread and yes you are all mad

Plug

shhhh dont tell anyone

vectra

BFassassin wrote:

i just read this thread and yes you are all mad

Nutters on the loose..!!

Plug

vectra wrote:

Nutters on the loose..!!

The men in the white jackets will be coming soon:D

coolwings

vectra wrote:

Nutters on the loose..!!

Ooooh - what a cutting remark .... my poor feelings !

How can you say such a thing and you a modeller and all?

Thinks:
For sanity protection - must tell spam-virus blocker to stop all RC related pos.......... Aaaaaargh - it's tooo late.

Plug

coolwings wrote:

Ooooh - what a cutting remark .... my poor feelings !

How can you say such a thing and you a modeller and all?

Thinks:
For sanity protection - must tell spam-virus blocker to stop all RC related pos.......... Aaaaaargh - it's tooo late.

LOL:D nutters the lot of ye

Plug

Sorry I posted this, it is totally off topic but funny:D For the cork people
Sham Slang
For All u people who like me don't understand half the **** they say. I love no 36. creamcrackers = knackers

PART 1: EXPRESSIONS

1) C'mere = Excuse me

2) I will yeah! = no!

3) What's the story fella? = how are you?

4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:

5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!

6) Here la = here you are

7) There la = it's over there / look over there

8) State a him la = He looks bad

9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good

10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight with you.

11) Pure = very

12) Two ****s = care

13) Couldn't give two ****s = I don't care

14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork sentence. E.g.

Ah know like you understand don't ya?

15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.

16) Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible

17) Bate = beat up, used with da ****. E.g. I'll bate da **** outa ya

18) Have a lash off = have a go

19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis

20) Be wide = be careful

21) Scetch = There's someone coming (be wide)

22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful

23) How bad bhoy = good

24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not necessarily a Celt.

25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance

26) Meet = get off wid/snog/kiss with tounges

27) Story? = hi whats up? (usually sed before the word kid!!!!
) eg. Story Kid?

PART 2: NOUNS & VERBS

26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag prostitute

27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on gum, has

earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly norries (see no.71)

28) Jammy Rag = a tampon

29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / **** / puff / gaylord =

homosexual
29 b) Hairy = Child molester / peodaphile or old person /

experienced person

30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya ****in' blouse)

31) Wan / bure = female

32) Young wan = female child

33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male

34) Small fella = Male child

35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan = mother/father

36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers

= knackers

37) Apache = joyrider

38) Salk = stolen car

39) Sham = young male / hard man or knacker

40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man

41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose

42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff vagina

43) Pussy = chicken **** or **** (see no.29)

44) Langer / langerdan: prick

45) Gowl (Ghoul) = Stupid person

46) Gimp = Feckin eejit

47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling from side to side)

48) Fifty = Stood up

49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes

50) Yolkes = ecstasy

51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash

52) a nodge = small bit of hash

53) a knock = a lump of hash of any size

54) A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash

55) A score = 20 pounds worth of hash

56) Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs / = Gardai

57) Two-bulb / shade mo-beal (awe now feen pull a leggar) = squad car

58) Pig stie = Garda station

59) Speedy = Garda motorbike

60) Gatch = walk

61) Snobby **** / **** = well-off person

62) Gammy = deformed

63) Jag / doing a line / jaggin / meetin a wan /with / scoring = going

out with

64) Gatt / lush / drink = alcholic beverages

65) Gattin / on the piss / gettin langers / pintin / on the ear = going

drinkin(in a pub)

66) Bushin = going drinkin on the street

67) Reef / reefin / mangle = beat up / beating up

68) Lamp / skanse / la = look

69) Droppin / Wizz = need to piss

70) Hangin = Need a fag

71) Wah / Whacker: scumbag

72) Norrie = Person from Northside of the City.

73) Frame / kit = woman's body

74) Flaa = good lookin' girl

75) Feak = see no.73

76) Is she feakin' = is she ****able

77) Drain the weasel / go for a slash / take a piss urinate somewhere

PART 3 : PLACE NAMES

78) Grawn: Gurranabraher

79) Knocka: Knocknaheeney

80) Mahn: Mahon

81) da Han: Ballyphehane

82) Tokor: Togher

83) da Glen: The Glen

84) Pana: St. Patrick Street

85) Flying bottle: The HolyHill Inn

86) da Peace Park: Bishop Lucey Park

87) Clon: Clonakilty

88) Crosser = Crosshaven

89) da Cross = Turners Cross

90) Golden Wheely bin land = Douglas

91) Fanny city = Grange (the women r ment ta b unbelievable up there)

92) The smell = The halting site

93) Da field= mayfield

PART 4 : HOUSE THINGS

93) Gaff = house

94) Free Gaff / Free G = house where the parent r absent (party at the gaff)

95) Scoot on = This is what u say to faggots who show up at your party
uninvited


PART 5 : SAYINGS

96) She got a Slap of the ugly stick = She's an ugly bitch

97) Ya mog = you ugly person (no gender necessary)

98) Ya dirty rotten dying bastard = Somebody who farted in the company

of feaks

99) I'll drop ya = I will knock you out with one punch

100) Good ****in' luccckkk = good bye, see ya soon

vectra

LOL


SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN DUBLIN TOO LONG

1. You say 'taeun' when you mean the city.

2. You think it is perfectly normal to pay over EUR4 for a pint.

3. Anyone not from Dublin is a 'w@nker'.

4. Anyone from north of the Liffey is a 'Northside w@nker '.

5. You have no idea where Ballydehob is.

6. You see a member of Westlife on Grafton Street and find it hard

to get excited about it.

7. The countryside makes you nervous.

8. Somebody speaks to you on the DART and you freak out thinking

they are a stalker.

9. You can't remember the last time you got up to 30mph in your car

in "taeun."

Plug

3 and 4 were class And...well all of them:D

vectra

SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN CORK TOO LONG

1. You say "I'm Grand, like" all the time.

2. You think Murphy's is 'savage'.

3. You think of Murphy's as if it is the sixth food group.

4. You disagreed with 3. - Murphy's is the FIRST food group and

call anyone a 'Langer' if they claim to the contrary.

5. You say "Are you Grand?" all the time.

6. You say "Tis grand, like?" all the time.

7. You say "That'd be grand, like" all the time.

8. You take 4 hours to get home on a Saturday night and think nothing of it.


9. You don't eat anything cold, uncooked or not resembling meat, bread or

potatoes.

10. You say "Your man" followed by 'boiy' all the time.

11. You say "Your woman" followed by 'boiy' all the time.

12. You say "Tis grand that your man asked if I'm grand, like, boiy

all the time.

13. You find yourself still living with family and having dinners

cooked for you by someone's mammy - at age 30.

14. You talk about 'dinners' and 'mammys'.

Plug

Vectra you forgot your favourite "bud" thats what you say in almost every sentance:D:D:D

Plug

Sham talk(cork style)
I'm goin up to knocka now are ya going bud
No
dirty langer

coolwings

vectra wrote:

LOL
SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN DUBLIN TOO LONG .......
8. Somebody speaks to you on the DART and you freak out thinking
they are a stalker.
....

Reminds me of the words to Sting's hit "Every breath you take"
which we christened "The Stalker Song"

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watching you

Plug

LOL:D We are gone off the rails.