whats the best (worst ) compliment that you ever got

05-07-2006 10:02PM #1

For example my sister was told by and elderly neighbor that had a gra for her that she had "lovely plump arms"!!!!

DublinWriter · 05-07-2006 10:29PM

mariaalice wrote:

For example my sister was told by and elderly neighbor that had a gra for her that she had "lovely plump arms"!!!!

I'm assuming 'gra' is a culchie term meaning 'a crush'?

Seriously, I'd either want go on the Atkins or kill myself if someone said that to me.

cooperguy · 05-07-2006 10:33PM

No its irish for love. Im guessing your not a whizz-kid for languages!!!

Rhyme · 05-07-2006 10:35PM

Someone told me i have 'lovely small ears, like a child... awww'...

I wasnt sure where to go from there :rolleyes:

punka · 05-07-2006 10:40PM

Girl to me: I really like your beard, it's much better than what was there before

Me: You mean my face?

Girl: Yes...I mean no

Adam · 05-07-2006 10:48PM

punka wrote:

Girl to me: I really like your beard, it's much better than what was there before

Me: You mean my face?

Girl: Yes...I mean no

ROFFLE-TASTIC!!!!

EDIT: I did once get complimented on my goatee... I thought that was unusual...

Ruu_Old · 05-07-2006 10:56PM

punka wrote:

Girl to me: I really like your beard, it's much better than what was there before

Me: You mean my face?

Girl: Yes...I mean no

Harsh

I got a beard (it was more a few days stubble) compliment the other day, it really just looked like I had not washed in a while.

I guess some people like the "off the street" look.

rain on · 05-07-2006 10:56PM

'my friend thinks you're a hottie' - from a guy i was on a date with at the time

conspicuous by its absence was 'i think you're a hottie'

i haven't seen him since

Nalz · 05-07-2006 11:02PM

was drunk in the smokin room in a nightclub in Carlow...good lookin girl starts chattin away to me, never met her before. I was fairly locked at this stage

she finishes her smoke and says to me

"your alright lookin but your one borin cúnt"

cournioni · 05-07-2006 11:02PM

Worst was two customers at work saying to me, "so you're not just a pretty face" when they asked me to get a part for them. They were both middle aged men...

:mad:

elivsvonchiaing · 05-07-2006 11:58PM

Went to view an apartment once; rented by a hairdresser. Drove her and me there as her car was in the garage. On the way back to dropping her off:

<Her>So are you interested in the apartment?

<Me>definitely! Viewing a few others and this is the best I've seen so far. I let you know by tomorrow evening.

<awkward silence 2 mins>

<Her>
Y'know I can give you extensions on the front - you won't look like such a loser! :rolleyes:

I didn't rent this place !

Adam · 06-07-2006 12:31AM

elivsvonchiaing wrote:

Went to view an apartment once; rented by a hairdresser. Drove her and me there as her car was in the garage. On the way back to dropping her off:

<Her>So are you interested in the apartment?

<Me>definitely! Viewing a few others and this is the best I've seen so far. I let you know by tomorrow evening.

<awkward silence 2 mins>

<Her>
Y'know I can give you extensions on the front - you won't look like such a loser! :rolleyes:

I didn't rent this place !

Wow, she had a way with words! :eek:

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 06-07-2006 12:41AM

I was told by two chicks that I remind them of Damien from home and away (also appered as 'Mouse' in the first Matrix film).
Needless to say I told them both to fúck off in spite of the good intentions.

PS. I look nothing like Mouse.

Siogfinsceal · 06-07-2006 10:18AM

I got told from some nutter I used to work with 'you have really small hands they're like a chinese dolls or something'.....riiight,
my boyf once said to me 'I prob wouldnt like you as much if you werent so wierd'!!

Funsterdelux · 06-07-2006 10:25AM

I get this from girls alot,, "oh, thats what my dad would say", "my dad listens to them too", or " my dad would find that funny" leaves me confused,

Femelade · 06-07-2006 10:29AM

I was told by a friend of mine in school yrs ago that i was a "lily in a pond of scummy sh1tflies".

another time i was with this guy in a night club and when we left, got out into a better lit place he said "your actually kinda cute, but you talk too much"

Dragan · 06-07-2006 10:31AM

Best compliment, being told "you should be in a colgate ad because of those perfect teeth."

Worst compliment , " for some reason i was under the impression you'd be a bit of an idiot"

Archeron · 06-07-2006 10:37AM

"You're not as fat as you used to be. Well done"

That hurt.

quad_red · 06-07-2006 10:49AM

that psycho guy who beat up Steven MacDonald in Coronation St (bad phase - crap hair and dodgy goatee).

Whilst now I look like Ray Shah (apparently).

I'm not ****ing sure which is worse

kittenkiller · 06-07-2006 11:14AM

Him: You've lovely ears.
Me: Er... Thanks!
Him: Wanna buy me a drink?
Me: Er no.
/walks off

JustCoz · 06-07-2006 11:16AM

Archeron wrote:

"You're not as fat as you used to be. Well done"

That hurt.

Awww! Thats not nice!

My friend told me I remind her of her gineau pig once... wtf does that mean? Supposedly it was a compliment! :rolleyes:

\m/_(>_<)_\m/ · 06-07-2006 12:23PM

best complement....

wow. that's huge

Demetrius · 06-07-2006 12:36PM

"Your not half the bastard I thought you were"-my former employer

AnitaMcCluskey · 06-07-2006 12:49PM

An elderly woman who we haven't seen in years told my friend that God was feeding her well. Meaning that she was Fat!!!!! My friend tried to run her over

Nehpets · 06-07-2006 01:52PM

punka wrote:

Girl to me: I really like your beard, it's much better than what was there before

Me: You mean my face?

Girl: Yes...I mean no

I think you win

Plug · 06-07-2006 02:01PM

Cleaning my garden.

Me: I'm trying to work as good as I can:o

My mother: Ya lazy bastard I should of hired a few pole's to finish it off, you wouldn't wotk to warm yourself:mad:

Me: piss off.

Terry · 06-07-2006 02:17PM

women of the world, pay attention. the following is the worst "nice" thing you can ever say to a man:

you're such a good friend.

Beetlebum · 06-07-2006 02:22PM

In a bar in town one night, ran into a guy I used to go to school with...

Him: Hey, jesus I barely recognised ya

Me: So, how are you?

Him: You're lookin really well, you used to be a minger in school...

Worst part is I used to have a crush on him in school....d*ckhead!!

/V\etalfish · 06-07-2006 02:24PM

julep wrote:

women of the world, pay attention. the following is the worst "nice" thing you can ever say to a man:

you're such a good friend.

only if your coming on to them and/or want to get into thier pants

as regards bad things been said about me ...i've had children turn around and ask me "Am i a man or a woman"

Kiera · 06-07-2006 02:29PM

julep wrote:

women of the world, pay attention. the following is the worst "nice" thing you can ever say to a man:

you're such a good friend.

But but but.... You are, Julep!

Dragan · 06-07-2006 02:35PM

julep wrote:

women of the world, pay attention. the following is the worst "nice" thing you can ever say to a man:

you're such a good friend.

Nah , "Your like a brother to me"

At least friends can still f*ck.:D

whats the best (worst ) compliment that you ever got

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