whats the best (worst ) compliment that you ever got

For example my sister was told by and elderly neighbor that had a gra for her that she had "lovely plump arms"!!!!

DublinWriter

mariaalice wrote:

For example my sister was told by and elderly neighbor that had a gra for her that she had "lovely plump arms"!!!!

I'm assuming 'gra' is a culchie term meaning 'a crush'?

Seriously, I'd either want go on the Atkins or kill myself if someone said that to me.

cooperguy

No its irish for love. Im guessing your not a whizz-kid for languages!!!

Rhyme

Someone told me i have 'lovely small ears, like a child... awww'...

I wasnt sure where to go from there :rolleyes:

punka

Girl to me: I really like your beard, it's much better than what was there before

Me: You mean my face?

Girl: Yes...I mean no

Adam

punka wrote:

Girl to me: I really like your beard, it's much better than what was there before

Me: You mean my face?

Girl: Yes...I mean no

ROFFLE-TASTIC!!!!

EDIT: I did once get complimented on my goatee... I thought that was unusual...

Ruu_Old

punka wrote:

Girl to me: I really like your beard, it's much better than what was there before

Me: You mean my face?

Girl: Yes...I mean no

Harsh
I got a beard (it was more a few days stubble) compliment the other day, it really just looked like I had not washed in a while. I guess some people like the "off the street" look.

rain on

'my friend thinks you're a hottie' - from a guy i was on a date with at the time

conspicuous by its absence was 'i think you're a hottie'

i haven't seen him since

Nalz

was drunk in the smokin room in a nightclub in Carlow...good lookin girl starts chattin away to me, never met her before. I was fairly locked at this stage

she finishes her smoke and says to me

"your alright lookin but your one borin cúnt"

cournioni

Worst was two customers at work saying to me, "so you're not just a pretty face" when they asked me to get a part for them. They were both middle aged men... :mad:

elivsvonchiaing

Went to view an apartment once; rented by a hairdresser. Drove her and me there as her car was in the garage. On the way back to dropping her off:

<Her>So are you interested in the apartment?

<Me>definitely! Viewing a few others and this is the best I've seen so far. I let you know by tomorrow evening.

<awkward silence 2 mins>

<Her>
Y'know I can give you extensions on the front - you won't look like such a loser! :rolleyes:

I didn't rent this place !

Adam

elivsvonchiaing wrote:

Went to view an apartment once; rented by a hairdresser. Drove her and me there as her car was in the garage. On the way back to dropping her off:

<Her>So are you interested in the apartment?

<Me>definitely! Viewing a few others and this is the best I've seen so far. I let you know by tomorrow evening.

<awkward silence 2 mins>

<Her>
Y'know I can give you extensions on the front - you won't look like such a loser! :rolleyes:

I didn't rent this place !

Wow, she had a way with words! :eek:

DonkeyStyle \o/

I was told by two chicks that I remind them of Damien from home and away (also appered as 'Mouse' in the first Matrix film).
Needless to say I told them both to fúck off in spite of the good intentions.

PS. I look nothing like Mouse.

Siogfinsceal

I got told from some nutter I used to work with 'you have really small hands they're like a chinese dolls or something'.....riiight,
my boyf once said to me 'I prob wouldnt like you as much if you werent so wierd'!!

Funsterdelux

I get this from girls alot,, "oh, thats what my dad would say", "my dad listens to them too", or " my dad would find that funny" leaves me confused,

Femelade

I was told by a friend of mine in school yrs ago that i was a "lily in a pond of scummy sh1tflies".

another time i was with this guy in a night club and when we left, got out into a better lit place he said "your actually kinda cute, but you talk too much"

Dragan

Best compliment, being told "you should be in a colgate ad because of those perfect teeth."

Worst compliment , " for some reason i was under the impression you'd be a bit of an idiot"

Archeron

"You're not as fat as you used to be. Well done"

That hurt.

quad_red

that psycho guy who beat up Steven MacDonald in Coronation St (bad phase - crap hair and dodgy goatee).

Whilst now I look like Ray Shah (apparently).


I'm not ****ing sure which is worse

kittenkiller

Him: You've lovely ears.
Me: Er... Thanks!
Him: Wanna buy me a drink?
Me: Er no.
/walks off

JustCoz

Archeron wrote:

"You're not as fat as you used to be. Well done"

That hurt.

Awww! Thats not nice!

My friend told me I remind her of her gineau pig once... wtf does that mean? Supposedly it was a compliment! :rolleyes:

\m/_(>_<)_\m/

best complement....

wow. that's huge

Demetrius

"Your not half the bastard I thought you were"-my former employer

AnitaMcCluskey

An elderly woman who we haven't seen in years told my friend that God was feeding her well. Meaning that she was Fat!!!!! My friend tried to run her over

Nehpets

punka wrote:

Girl to me: I really like your beard, it's much better than what was there before

Me: You mean my face?

Girl: Yes...I mean no

I think you win

Plug

Cleaning my garden.

Me: I'm trying to work as good as I can:o

My mother: Ya lazy bastard I should of hired a few pole's to finish it off, you wouldn't wotk to warm yourself:mad:

Me: piss off.

Terry

women of the world, pay attention. the following is the worst "nice" thing you can ever say to a man:

you're such a good friend.

Beetlebum

In a bar in town one night, ran into a guy I used to go to school with...

Him: Hey, jesus I barely recognised ya

Me: So, how are you?

Him: You're lookin really well, you used to be a minger in school...

Worst part is I used to have a crush on him in school....d*ckhead!!

/V\etalfish

julep wrote:

women of the world, pay attention. the following is the worst "nice" thing you can ever say to a man:

you're such a good friend.

only if your coming on to them and/or want to get into thier pants

as regards bad things been said about me ...i've had children turn around and ask me "Am i a man or a woman"

Kiera

julep wrote:

women of the world, pay attention. the following is the worst "nice" thing you can ever say to a man:

you're such a good friend.

But but but.... You are, Julep!

Dragan

julep wrote:

women of the world, pay attention. the following is the worst "nice" thing you can ever say to a man:

you're such a good friend.

Nah , "Your like a brother to me"

At least friends can still f*ck.:D

Terry

kicked in the nuts twice in the space of 5 minutes.

only if your coming on to them and/or want to get into thier pants

and your point is?

Kiera

Dragan wrote:

Nah , "Your like a brother to me"

At least friends can still f*ck.:D

Gulity! I've said the brother thingy

Terry

Dragan wrote:

Nah , "Your like a brother to me"

At least friends can still f*ck.:D

the brother thing is bad alright.

i don't know who your friends are, but i would like to befriend them.

Sleepy

"You look like Matt Damon." - how in the name of god is that a compliment?! :eek:

Dragan

Kiera wrote:

Gulity! I've said the brother thingy

Thats just harsh, it really is. It's not that ALL your friends will want to have sex with you.....it's just tough to be put in that box is all, kinda means your sexual unattractive to the girl in a round about way.

Sangre

Best: Making top 10 list of guys in girls jacks in college

Worst: Only making number 9

/V\etalfish

julep wrote:

and your point is?

no point really ..just i wouldnt take it badly if i didnt want some loving

but yeah gotta agree the brother thing is worse !

azezil

<him> you've legs like tree trunks...

<me> What you're calling me fat!!

<him> nooo, they're just big and muscley lookin

:rolleyes:

Kiera

Dragan wrote:

Thats just harsh, it really is. It's not that ALL your friends will want to have sex with you.....it's just tough to be put in that box is all, kinda means your sexual unattractive to the girl in a round about way.

One of my best mates is a bloke. We’ve been best friends since we were 4. We’re both now 26. There is no way on earth I’d ever see him as anything other than a brother. Its just wrong!

Terry

Kiera wrote:

One of my best mates is a bloke. We’ve been best friends since we were 4. We’re both now 26. There is no way on earth I’d ever see him as anything other than a brother. Its just wrong!

that's fair enough. i'm talking about people you have only known for a short time.

GAA widow

An elderly relation was introduced to my sister and I (hadn't seen her since we were small) - she started off "You're like the mother" and to my sister "You're definitely the head off your father" :mad: Did NOT go down well with my sis...

Femmy

Femmy wrote:

another time i was with this guy in a night club and when we left, got out into a better lit place he said "your actually kinda cute, but you talk too much"

I've gotten this one tons of times as well I'M SOO CHATTY and even more so when drunk

dubgirl

was in a club in london and chattin away to a lovely looking fella - getting on great and then

Him: you could be a model ya know...

Me: ah shucks thanks (delighted with myself)

Him: A catalogue one ya know not a catwalk one

Me: Ta-ra nice meetin you t*sser!!

biko

Best and worst?

"I really like you - like a brother"

deedee lepoopoo

Chatting to some lad in a pub there one night, out of the blue he said ' I just have to day you have got great tits' (kinda threw me, we were just talking about something completely different) so I retorted ' I'd say you have a nice mickey, but I can't see it from here'.

hullaballoo

Her: "You're really cute"
Me: "what, like fluffy socks?"
Her: "no, like an old man".

Edit: lol, "mickey".

The Saint

A female friend of mine once told me that I'm the best looking guy she knows and doesn't know why I don't have a girlfriend. I was quite pleased about that. Still haven't figured out how to get a girlfriend though. Funny creatures.

Worst is probably 'was that it?'. :cool: Lol

Dragan

For the absolutely weirdest thing that any girl has ever said to me was a girl that i hooked up with one night, went back to her place, had some fun etc.....

.... the next day while having a spot of breakfast she goes,

"You remind me of my Dad."

My reply?

"Em.....how well do you know you Dad?"

manonthemoon

I once approached a girl in a nightclub and said

"hello there, you've got lovely hurlers wrists"



I'm quite proud of that actually

The Saint

I once approached a girl in a nightclub and said

"hello there, you've got lovely hurlers wrists"



I'm quite proud of that actually

Obviously you didn't pick up on what she was trying to imply.