Lithuanian skull made of quite stern stuff really....

toomevara · 01-07-2006 10:09PM #1

Have just passed a deeeelightful hour observing from my window into the back yard of a house occupied by an indeterminate number of our (extremely drunken) Baltic brethren as they pumelled each other into a bloody pulp....an extremely entertaining evening was had by all and definitely far more rewarding than watching a football match....and may I say that the Lithuanian cranium is an absolutely amazing piece of biology...it appears to be able to effortlessly absorb the kind of punishment that would have many a mere mortal in intensive care...very impressive indeed......

Huggles · 01-07-2006 10:12PM

toomevara wrote:

Have just passed a deeeelightful hour observing from my window into the back yard of a house occupied by an indeterminate number of our (extremely drunken) Baltic brethren as they pumelled each other into a bloody pulp....an extremely entertaining evening was had by all and definitely far more rewarding than watching a football match....and may I say that the Lithuanian cranium is an absolutely amazing piece of biology...it appears to be able to effortlessly absorb the kind of punishment that would have many a mere mortal in intensive care...very impressive indeed......

Ya what?

Sofaspud · 01-07-2006 10:16PM

he saw a bloke getting battered.

Huggles · 01-07-2006 10:17PM

Sofaspud wrote:

he saw a bloke getting battered.

ya i figured as much but why OP? was it a row or some thing they do to pass time?

plenderj · 01-07-2006 10:17PM

Without however the normal effects of such battery apparently

Ruu_Old · 01-07-2006 10:19PM

I hope you didnt have to clean up the mess and why were they in your backyard?

toomevara · 01-07-2006 10:25PM

Lord knows why they do it but by Christ do they enjoy it, and they're bloody good at it too. Not my back yard incidentally, house next door....The gardai intervened before someone could be murdered, but dang, they are crazy ass mofo's.....Reckon its all those neat spirits they imbibe uncut....animals for it...anaesthetises em completely.....

Huggles · 01-07-2006 10:28PM

toomevara wrote:

Lord knows why they do it but by Christ do they enjoy it, and they're bloody good at it too. Not my back yard incidentally, house next door....The gardai intervened before someone could be murdered, but dang, they are crazy ass mofo's.....Reckon its all those neat spirits they imbibe uncut....animals for it...anaesthetises em completely.....

no wonder so many of them are turning up dead so.

toomevara · 01-07-2006 10:33PM

yeah, no stranger to the odd ruck myself, having spent many years on the receiving end of various **** and knobjockeys in the bar trade, but the amount of punishment these headbangers can take without blinking an eye is astonishing. If a Lithuanian ever fronts up to you my advice is fain a heartcondition ala Withnail and flee cos that's what the f**k i'll be doing in future.....

InFront · 01-07-2006 10:39PM

i used to live in toomevara... no lithuanians there back then unfortunately. Just the locals... Sounds like its gotten more interesting now:D

humbert · 01-07-2006 10:39PM

toomevara wrote:

yeah, no stranger to the odd ruck myself, having spent many years on the receiving end of various **** and knobjockeys in the bar trade, but the amount of punishment these headbangers can take without blinking an eye is astonishing. If a Lithuanian ever fronts up to you my advice is fain a heartcondition ala Withnail and flee cos that's what the f**k i'll be doing in future.....

Will do, love that scene!:)

rymus · 01-07-2006 10:54PM

"perfumed ponce"

Terry · 02-07-2006 02:58AM

toomevara wrote:

Have just passed a deeeelightful hour observing from my window into the back yard of a house occupied by an indeterminate number of our (extremely drunken) Baltic brethren as they pumelled each other into a bloody pulp....an extremely entertaining evening was had by all and definitely far more rewarding than watching a football match....and may I say that the Lithuanian cranium is an absolutely amazing piece of biology...it appears to be able to effortlessly absorb the kind of punishment that would have many a mere mortal in intensive care...very impressive indeed......

eastern european people do not fight aty all.
you sir, are a racist.

every foriegn person entering this country is a model citizen. not one of them is a law breaker. how dare yu suggest otherwise.

Civilian_Target · 02-07-2006 08:44PM

Sofaspud wrote:

he saw a bloke getting battered.

Sounded like an orgy at first - probably because he used the word "pummel"

DannyBoy.Lt · 18-07-2006 02:55AM

Have u never seen irish fighting? have you never seen irish peeing in a public place? have you never seen drunk irish teenager?
Do you realy believe that lithuanians, russians and polish are the only ones responsible for all the crimes in Ireland?
I am lithuanian, graphic designer. never killed anyone, never raped anyone, got attacked in dublin by irish do ....

Should i start calling every irish person i meet an alcoholic just cause i see loads of drunk people on thursday, firay, saturday night?

Don't judge the whole nation by a small part of it... Crime has no rase or nationality.

Next time you want to make laugh out of someone please first try to put yourself in their shoes.
PEACE

passive · 18-07-2006 03:02AM

Have u never seen irish fighting? have you never seen irish peeing in a public place? have you never seen drunk irish teenager?
Do you realy believe that lithuanians, russians and polish are the only ones responsible for all the crimes in Ireland?
I am lithuanian, graphic designer. never killed anyone, never raped anyone, got attacked in dublin by irish do ....

Should i start calling every irish person i meet an alcoholic just cause i see loads of drunk people on thursday, firay, saturday night?

Don't judge the whole nation by a small part of it... Crime has no rase or nationality.

Next time you want to make laugh out of someone please first try to put yourself in their shoes.
PEACE

ugh... you just took bits of what he said and made up the rest to argue against... i can take at least half of that in quotes and say "that's not what he said", whatever lack of interest/agreement i have with the overall tone of this thread, but i'd just be stating the obvious.

And "do" isn't "though". it's a completely different thing.. it's not even pronounced the same and requires force of will to figure out what word is supposed to be there... damn txt spk...

Victor · 18-07-2006 03:19AM

DannyBoy, welcome to boards, take a seat, relax.

I think toomevara was more stereotyping in relating the particular story than being a outright bigot. There is many a fool of many a nation who does stupid things when drunk and yes us locals have a reputation too.

passive wrote:

ugh... against... thing.. there... damn txt spk...

dude .... whats with the full stops ... do they make you feel big when you pick on people's speeling?

DamienH · 18-07-2006 06:58AM

Chillax at the cacks Danny

super_furry · 18-07-2006 07:09AM

I liked the little 'PEACE' message at the end. Made me feel that maybe there IS hope after all........

Maybe we should release a charity single and REALLY change things.

Irishpimpdude · 18-07-2006 09:05AM

Hmm what should we name it? What more can we say about foreigners... Only joking!

DannyBoy.Lt · 18-07-2006 09:26AM

passive wrote:

And "do" isn't "though". it's a completely different thing.. it's not even pronounced the same and requires force of will to figure out what word is supposed to be there... damn txt spk...

Thank you for your remark, it will improve my english...
Would you like to start learning lithuanian ? I wonder how good your spelling would be

passive · 18-07-2006 09:26AM

dude .... whats with the full stops ... do they make you feel big when you pick on people's speeling?

Ellipses... They were ellipses... Not full stops. It was punctuated to express the way I would actually be saying those words; in an exasperated & tired manner. And I didn't nitpick his spelling so don't pretend that I did.

Having already covered my irritation at his post, i briefly mentioned a problem I had with do (being pronounced "doo" rather than "doh", even pretending for a second that it would be okay if it was pronounced "doh") being used in place of the word though..

(edit: I apologise completely and sincerely if you using "do" was actually a mistake due to english being your second language, rather than lazy txt spk you've picked up on having become comfortable with the language. Perhaps i got the wrong impression. And I have no particular desire or need to learn lithuanian, but if i'm ever posting on a lithuanian forum i'll try use the right words and go to you for advice

...)

Dyr · 18-07-2006 10:08AM

DannyBoy.Lt wrote:

Thank you for your remark, it will improve my english...
Would you like to start learning lithuanian ? I wonder how good your spelling would be

Unless he needs to go to lithuania to get a job it wont really be an issue

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 18-07-2006 10:13AM

Did you take any fotos?

Degsy · 18-07-2006 11:21AM

They make up about 70% of the muscle marys at my gym,tough-looking bastards most of em,if i was ever looking for some hired muscle i reckon they'd be a good place to start.

stovelid · 18-07-2006 12:03PM

*phew*

You had me worried there for a minute. I thought you meant Irish guys fighting. As we all know, drunk Irish blokes would never, ever kick the f*ck out of....oh.

toomevara wrote:

Have just passed a deeeelightful hour observing from my window into the back yard of a house occupied by an indeterminate number of our (extremely drunken) Baltic brethren as they pumelled each other into a bloody pulp....an extremely entertaining evening was had by all and definitely far more rewarding than watching a football match....and may I say that the Lithuanian cranium is an absolutely amazing piece of biology...it appears to be able to effortlessly absorb the kind of punishment that would have many a mere mortal in intensive care...very impressive indeed......

stovelid · 18-07-2006 12:04PM

I used to work out in Swords and there was some gigantic east European popeye types there. Would make great bouncers, you're right. Nobody would have looked croooked at these lads.

Degsy wrote:

They make up about 70% of the muscle marys at my gym,tough-looking bastards most of em,if i was ever looking for some hired muscle i reckon they'd be a good place to start.

Pal · 18-07-2006 01:10PM

Danny, I'm all up for going toe to toe with Vilnius' finest.

how do you say "how's your sister ? " in Lithuanan.

will that do it ?

toomevara · 18-07-2006 02:02PM

DannyBoy.Lt wrote:

Have u never seen irish fighting? have you never seen irish peeing in a public place? have you never seen drunk irish teenager?
Do you realy believe that lithuanians, russians and polish are the only ones responsible for all the crimes in Ireland?
I am lithuanian, graphic designer. never killed anyone, never raped anyone, got attacked in dublin by irish do ....

Should i start calling every irish person i meet an alcoholic just cause i see loads of drunk people on thursday, firay, saturday night?

Don't judge the whole nation by a small part of it... Crime has no rase or nationality.

Next time you want to make laugh out of someone please first try to put yourself in their shoes.
PEACE

Oh wonderful, so now as well as drunken, pointless violence, I have to add a complete sense of humour bypass to the list....bugger......As a Lithuanian living in ireland you'll be aware that we Irish have.... ahem...a certain propensity towards alcohol and violence ourselves on occasion...of which we're all well aware.

This is the after hours forum, its all tongue in cheek(look it up)....feel free to give vent to your own rantings, we're all big enough to take it without a po-faced, over sensitive knee jerk reaction...At no point in my post did I cast aspersions on Lithuania or Lithuanians. i have a number of Lithuanian friends and man, to be frank, they rock...(especially the ladies).....

My post was merely a straightforward relation of an event which I had witnessed first hand, which happened to involve Lithuanians...it could just as well have been an angry group of buddhist Tibetans....it happened, I saw it and I called it as I saw it...its called freedom of speech, now I know you've only recently thrown off the soviet yoke over there and maybe you've still got some residual difficulty with the concept....

keep the idiotic, low brow and rankly offensive accusations of racism to yourself...Its the last bastion of the politically correct, to be used to slander someone who's making an argument they dont like...or cant handle...

Pal · 19-07-2006 08:06AM

what's the Lithuanian for chicken ?

toomevara · 19-07-2006 08:18AM

Pal wrote:

what's the Lithuanian for chicken ?

"vista"....I think...with a squiggly doo hickey over the 's'

Lithuanian skull made of quite stern stuff really....

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