Uses for spit.

Shabadu · 26-06-2006 10:53AM #1

Well?

Sarky · 26-06-2006 11:53AM

Hair gel.

Polishing boots.

"Lubricant".

Cleaning out jammed rifles.

Nevyn · 26-06-2006 11:59AM

Cleaning little childrens face

Winters · 26-06-2006 12:08PM

Fountain of youth.

Sarky · 26-06-2006 12:10PM

Removing unpleasent substances from the mouth.

Nevyn · 26-06-2006 12:13PM

marking things and foods as yours.

Winters · 26-06-2006 12:15PM

Ensuring when you chew tobacco that you can expel it from the mouth with a "ding" noise.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 26-06-2006 12:15PM

Getting your point across to another person without becoming violent.

Winters · 26-06-2006 12:20PM

Getting a simple speeding ticket moved up to assault.

Sarky · 26-06-2006 12:25PM

Expressing desire (for anything from cake to a member of the opposite sex)by letting it dribble slowly out of the mouth.

Winters · 26-06-2006 12:35PM

Ensuring male organs recieve pleasure.

Shabadu · 26-06-2006 12:49PM

Reducing friction while licking.

Blush_01 · 26-06-2006 01:11PM

Boiling a really small egg.

boneless · 26-06-2006 01:27PM

High level bombing of ants.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 26-06-2006 01:32PM

When shaking hands to signify with a member of the travelling community that a deal has been made.

Sarky · 26-06-2006 01:35PM

Faking a male orgasm.

>_>

homah_7ft · 26-06-2006 01:36PM

To fit in with other spitters

boneless · 26-06-2006 01:40PM

Introducing into another persons mouth by kissing to signify love/lust.

*Dublin Phrase: Swappin' spits with her/him...*

Blush_01 · 26-06-2006 01:58PM

Polishing bald people's heads.

Sparky · 26-06-2006 03:28PM

Washing the dishes.

Winters · 26-06-2006 04:05PM

Snowballing.

Scruff · 26-06-2006 04:07PM

to ensure chewing gum doesnt go dry in your mouth and choke you to death by becoming the almost indestructible substance you see on the road\footpath\under school desks.

Doomspell · 26-06-2006 05:12PM

So show someone how much they digust you.....peh!

Rhyme · 26-06-2006 05:52PM

Um... err... getting distance on hocked-up snots?

Im bad at this.

Winters · 26-06-2006 07:06PM

Spit .. keeping slaves in their place since 3,251 BC.

Sparky · 26-06-2006 08:35PM

Spit---making floors slippy since 1921.

Sarky · 26-06-2006 10:32PM

Clichés- running out of steam since post 26.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 26-06-2006 10:36PM

For putting on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear...

Wet willies - making ears feel icky since 1973...

Scraggs · 26-06-2006 10:41PM

For making a useful weapon in a classrooom battlefield....spit wads!!

FlutterinBantam · 26-06-2006 11:26PM

For easing onto the end of a plastic ruler and thwacking her onto the board when the teacher is in the middle of an advanced theorem....little airbubbles on the top optional:D

Winters · 26-06-2006 11:32PM

Making sure that piece of hair stays down for your interview.

Uses for spit.

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