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Uses for spit.

  • 26-06-2006 11:53AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭


    Well?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hair gel.

    Polishing boots.

    "Lubricant".

    Cleaning out jammed rifles.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Cleaning little childrens face


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Fountain of youth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Removing unpleasent substances from the mouth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    marking things and foods as yours.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Ensuring when you chew tobacco that you can expel it from the mouth with a "ding" noise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Getting your point across to another person without becoming violent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Getting a simple speeding ticket moved up to assault.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Expressing desire (for anything from cake to a member of the opposite sex)by letting it dribble slowly out of the mouth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Ensuring male organs recieve pleasure.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Reducing friction while licking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Boiling a really small egg.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    High level bombing of ants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    When shaking hands to signify with a member of the travelling community that a deal has been made.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Faking a male orgasm.

    >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,128 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    To fit in with other spitters


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Introducing into another persons mouth by kissing to signify love/lust.


    *Dublin Phrase: Swappin' spits with her/him...*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Polishing bald people's heads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Washing the dishes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Snowballing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,228 ✭✭✭Scruff


    to ensure chewing gum doesnt go dry in your mouth and choke you to death by becoming the almost indestructible substance you see on the road\footpath\under school desks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    So show someone how much they digust you.....peh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Um... err... getting distance on hocked-up snots?

    Im bad at this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Spit .. keeping slaves in their place since 3,251 BC.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Spit---making floors slippy since 1921.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Clichés- running out of steam since post 26.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    For putting on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear...

    Wet willies - making ears feel icky since 1973...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    For making a useful weapon in a classrooom battlefield....spit wads!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    For easing onto the end of a plastic ruler and thwacking her onto the board when the teacher is in the middle of an advanced theorem....little airbubbles on the top optional:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Making sure that piece of hair stays down for your interview.


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