Ugly chicks are always the sound ones!!

Well, there is such a thing as fat bird syndorme...usually not developed untill mid-late 30's it becomes a perminant aspect of the personality.

This is usually triggerd by decades of heart break and feeling unatractive, these women become man haters. For the most part, fat, unattractive women devolp the "Cynicall Personality Disorder" (CPD) or, as I have coind the condition, "Fat Bird Syndrome" (FBS).

Before such an event though, you are correct op, in saying ugly women have better personalitys.

This is better know as the "DubGuy Concept" (DGC) that physically unatrractive people are forced to develop an attractive personality to compensate for there physical features. It is a highly advanced eveloutionary tool found only in the Human race, who have the ability to adapt to a situation where, in the wild, they would be considerd "weaker" than the more average in the species to go forward and multiply, thus, strengthing the gene pool. Usually, the weaker gene make-up of a race is gradually eradicated, but in this case, a personality can be forged to form a "Pull A Minger" concept, origionally pointed out in Dr. Peter Fordes, of Stanford University, second paper on "Humans - Destend To All Become Mingers?" 1994 edition.

In an off chance, one can envisage a very rare and special case (conined by George Castanza in "Shallow Hal") of "Ugly Duck Syndrome" (UDS).

This is when a female grew up ugly, was teased or bullied for her freakish and/or obeese features, to the point where her ugly self image became so self-ingraned in her mind, that through nececety to breed, she formed the attractive personality (already alluded to above in the DGC), but as time progressed she became very physically attractive also. She now holds the two forms of attractiveness whilst also seeing herslef as far less attractive than she actually is through years of torment.

Discovering a girl of this disposition is most oppertunistic for the average Joe, who can then go on to "pull" this girl who would, in a normall situation, be completely out of his league, but she will actually be greatful to have him.

This phenominom is know as UBWHCHHOGS (Ugly Bloke With Hot chick Holding Hands On Grafton Street.)

Finally, and in conclusion, it's not what's on the outside that counts, but what's on the inside....unless, of course, you're good looking.

Thanks for reading. Take care of yourselves, and eachother.
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Dr.DubGuy MD will be holding a cemenor tomorrow in Trinity college at 2pm in the Brown lecture hall, focusing on the direct and indirect measures of the "DubGuy Concept" with Guest speakers Stephen Hawkings and Dr Arpad Pusztai

quarryman wrote:

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my god, the spelling. my eyes! aghhh.

seriously, go back to primary school. i'm not joking.

It does not take a genius to figure out what he was trying to say.If he makes a few spelling mistakes ,so what?
Look at your punctuation,where are your capital letters?

think it's because most (not all) hot girls know they are hot and like playing mind games with fellas! I know this has happened to a few of my male mates! anyways, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, if you get on well with someone, looks seem to come second place to anyone that has a decent head on their shoulders!

Ugly people, provided they know that they're ugly, eventually develop ugly personalities. Any compensatory "soundness" is either only a pretense or is only present before the descent into an ugly personality begins.

What I love about these ugly threads is that no-one dares to come and reveal themselves as ugly by saying they are personally offended by what anyone says about ugly people in the thread. (With the possible exception of Femmy, who took offense, hehe) :

Then again, there is that rare breed who think little enough about appearance so as to be entirely unperturbed by their aesthetic shortcomings, thus enabling them to have a perfectly healthy personality.

How about;
Nasty Oaf & Fantastically Attractive Totty Clasping Hands In City on Kevin St.
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Dr. Bill wrote:

I've noticed that any chick thats seems to be sound and caring are always the ugly ones!!! The good looking ones are always bitches!

Hey, it's the same with men....all the good-looking guys know it & are players...the funny, genuine, smart lads are....well....not as good looking!

Ickle Magoo wrote:

Hey, it's the same with men....all the good-looking guys know it & are players...the funny, genuine, smart lads are....well....not as good looking!

that is also quite true!

Beetlebum wrote:

His personality my ass....apparently he has a huge d*ck.....he's a great dancer too!!

ah that can only get you so far lads?