Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky · 20-06-2006 12:28PM

/me curls handlebar moustache

Quite so, Roderick, quite so!

/me puts on Flight Of The Valkyries before taking off

Talliesin · 20-06-2006 08:49PM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

mmmmm boobies, I could sure go for some of those...

Grand, threesome it is then (is tSubh the best girlfriend ever or what), we'll find someone that fancies us with boobs (possibly MoJu).

Matthewthebig · 20-06-2006 09:10PM

Sarky wrote:

/me curls handlebar moustache

Quite so, Roderick, quite so!

/me puts on Flight Of The Valkyries before taking off

Argle bargle i've never heard such foofera in my life

Gone West · 23-06-2006 01:30PM

tea?

Matt Holck · 23-06-2006 08:51PM

all those years of pot and barely a bulge to budge

Nevyn · 23-06-2006 09:50PM

A teapot full of pot tea ?

Matt Holck · 23-06-2006 09:54PM

will it can not have been canned

Sarky · 23-06-2006 11:33PM

/me watches the ice-skating citroen ad

THE ICE WOULD NEVER SUPPORT THAT ROBOT CAR'S WEIGHT!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-06-2006 11:35PM

Thats what i said!!! And every one called me mad!!!
Relaxe they said, its only an ad.

BUT ITS A LYING AD!!!!

How? How can it support the weight of an iceskating robot car, jumping up and down on it???

Sarky · 23-06-2006 11:41PM

No, no. Everyone calls you dad.

You shameless whore.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-06-2006 11:53PM

This ad is lying to me AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlueSpiral · 24-06-2006 08:57AM

Capt'n!

We have a problem on the starboard side! Hail 2 The Chimp is ascending madly, screaming profanities and cusses about skatin' cars!

Wha' do we do Capt'n? Wha' do we do??

Adam · 24-06-2006 02:04PM

Kill him.

Rhyme · 24-06-2006 02:09PM

fade_to_grey wrote:

Kill him.

...and take his money pouch

Adam · 24-06-2006 02:11PM

And perharps his testicles as a trophy..

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 24-06-2006 02:13PM

Now you stay the hell away from my hairy sac of magic Fade_to_Grey!!!!

Adam · 24-06-2006 02:14PM

Quiet you.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 24-06-2006 02:21PM

*Runs to find a big stick!!!

Matt Holck · 24-06-2006 02:30PM

I wanna drive far far away

tSubh Dearg · 24-06-2006 03:02PM

mwhaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa!

Rhyme · 24-06-2006 03:16PM

Imperious kitty gives me the heebie jeebies.

Wrestle kitties fill me with gusto and not a little pesto

tSubh Dearg · 24-06-2006 03:39PM

awww but Imperious kitty is my kitty. She's not that bad really, she just thinks that us monkey people should feed her more.

Rhyme · 24-06-2006 05:47PM

...as is the case with all domestic animals. Left to their own devices they would expand to enormous sizes and absorb nearby organisms through osmosis*.

*that would be so cool, you could throw chairs at it and BAM, no chairs

Adam · 24-06-2006 06:01PM

Rhyme wrote:

...as is the case with all domestic animals. Left to their own devices they would expand to enormous sizes and absorb nearby organisms through osmosis*.

*that would be so cool, you could throw chairs at it and BAM, no chairs

Organic chairs...?

Rhyme · 24-06-2006 06:04PM

fade_to_grey wrote:

Organic chairs...?

Made of wood? I dunno, im on a tangent at the moment... not a lot of sense.

Matt Holck · 24-06-2006 06:40PM

reason and rhyme are not opposites
nor is creativity and logic

Adam · 24-06-2006 07:05PM

Matt Holck wrote:

reason and rhyme are not opposites
nor is creativity and logic

pfft... n00bz... :rolleyes:

Sarky · 25-06-2006 12:06AM

Matt Holck wrote:

reason and rhyme are not opposites
nor is creativity and logic

/me sprays Matt Holck with the hose

Matt Holck · 25-06-2006 05:09AM

proportional representation is a good idea

homah_7ft · 25-06-2006 04:26PM

I need to know the rules of this thread.

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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