Most embarrassing thing you did when you got dumped?

faceman · 24-06-2006 07:24PM #1

Go on, do tell, we have all some dirt!

Sangre · 24-06-2006 07:27PM

Tried to hang myself in front of my friends and the rope I used broke. Oh the shame.

SpAcEd OuT · 24-06-2006 07:29PM

Sangre wrote:

Tried to hang myself in front of my friends and the rope I used broke. Oh the shame.

lol

CuLT · 24-06-2006 07:36PM

Stood outside her window screaming "Stella! .... STELLA!" and tore my shirt off.

Heyes · 24-06-2006 07:37PM

SpAcEd OuT wrote:

lol

Thats not funny

TerrorFirmer · 24-06-2006 07:39PM

told her shes a skank

wait, thats not embarrassing...

LadyJ · 24-06-2006 07:39PM

Scored someone ginger!

Sangre · 24-06-2006 07:42PM

Heyes wrote:

Thats not funny

Tell that to my 'friends'

Ciaran500 · 24-06-2006 07:45PM

Heyes wrote:

Thats not funny

:rolleyes: You can tell us what we find funny?

CuLT · 24-06-2006 07:49PM

Heyes is the most amazing of the noobz-with-boobz to grace boards.ie recently.

*mystical Internet powers*

Heyes · 24-06-2006 07:55PM

CuLT wrote:

Heyes is the most amazing of the noobz-with-boobz to grace boards.ie recently.

*mystical Internet powers*

What ? :rolleyes:

CuLT · 24-06-2006 07:56PM

Heyes wrote:

What ? :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, I can't speak any slower, it's all typed.

Heyes · 24-06-2006 08:00PM

CuLT wrote:

I'm sorry, I can't speak any slower, it's all typed.

Bothered :rolleyes:

TerrorFirmer · 24-06-2006 08:04PM

Indeed

CuLT · 24-06-2006 08:07PM

Heyes wrote:

Bothered :rolleyes:

Oh no

It appears communications have broken down. I will need a translator.

And maybe sherpas to hike through the empty cavernous expanses.

Heyes · 24-06-2006 08:11PM

CuLT wrote:

Oh no

It appears communications have broken down. I will need a translator.

And maybe sherpas to hike through the empty cavernous expanses.

I was been sarcastic... clearly your unable to pick up the smallest of things with your small mind.

CuLT · 24-06-2006 08:14PM

Heyes wrote:

I was been sarcastic... clearly your unable to pick up the smallest of things with your small mind.

Sarcasm?

There is nothing resembling even this weakest form of wit in your last few posts. I demand that you justify your statement.

Ciaran500 · 24-06-2006 08:14PM

You're really smart.

Easy to tell if I'm being sarcastic?

Heyes · 24-06-2006 08:16PM

CuLT wrote:

Sarcasm?

There is nothing resembling even this weakest form of wit in your last few posts. I demand that you justify your statement.

you can demand all you want, but this lady doesn t respond to demands

CuLT · 24-06-2006 08:20PM

Heyes wrote:

you can demand all you want, but this lady doesn t respond to demands

Looks like I just got totally iceburned

And I still need to pay for those sherpas.

Ciaran500 wrote:

You're really smart.

Easy to tell if I'm being sarcastic?

Was that directed at me? Where's the love Ciaran500

Heyes · 24-06-2006 08:22PM

CuLT wrote:

Looks like I just got totally iceburned

And I still need to pay for those sherpas.

Was that directed at me? Where's the love Ciaran500

LOL... mad yoke

Tar.Aldarion · 24-06-2006 08:22PM

CuLT wrote:

Was that directed at me? Where's the love Ciaran500

http://wthax.org/images/44514cultisgay.gif
>_>
<_<

Ciaran500 · 24-06-2006 08:24PM

CuLT wrote:

Was that directed at me? Where's the love Ciaran500

Nah, you're just to uber fast for me

Its all gravy baby

Doomspell · 24-06-2006 08:25PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

http://wthax.org/images/44514cultisgay.gif
>_>
<_<

LOL!

InFront · 24-06-2006 08:28PM

Remember when the thread was about getting dumped?!

After we broke up I saw her in Bondi (the niteclub) and we were talking for ages, anyway apparently I completely misunderstood what she was saying, I thought she wanted to get back with me,so naturally I moved in for the score. She wasnt impressed... stormed off in front of our mates who saw the whole thing. I also got told off by her friends for it too.:o

CuLT · 24-06-2006 08:29PM

Ciaran500 wrote:

Nah, you're just to uber fast for me

Its all gravy baby

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

http://wthax.org/images/44514cultisgay.gif
>_>
<_<

Gay like yore ma Tar. ¬_¬

Also,

SO IT WAS YOU!!!1

Edit:

InFront wrote:

Remember when the thread was about getting dumped?!

Haha, sorry about the derail!

faceman · 25-06-2006 11:49AM

ahem, getting back to the thread...
i lured women into my den of inequity, told them things they wanted to hear so that they could i say "oh faceman, i really identify with you". I told them i cared about world peace, fluffy dogs, the health service and that i always cry during the angelus...

SCORE!

not the same with a broken heart tho!

Red Alert · 25-06-2006 11:52AM

she rang my house to do a 'proper' breakup, by actually asking me to go down to the local shopping centre. got my mum who answered the phone to tell her "i wasn't available"!

biko · 25-06-2006 12:33PM

CuLT wrote:

Haha, sorry about the derail!

Better than initial thread

angeldelight · 25-06-2006 12:48PM

CuLT wrote:

Stood outside her window screaming "Stella! .... STELLA!" and tore my shirt off.

Ok that one slightly freaked me out lol

faceman · 25-06-2006 12:49PM

angeldelight wrote:

Ok that one slightly freaked me out lol

was that stella the woman, or stella the beer?

Most embarrassing thing you did when you got dumped?

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