Most embarrassing thing you did when you got dumped?

faceman

Go on, do tell, we have all some dirt!

Sangre

Tried to hang myself in front of my friends and the rope I used broke. Oh the shame.

SpAcEd OuT

Sangre wrote:

Tried to hang myself in front of my friends and the rope I used broke. Oh the shame.

lol

CuLT

Stood outside her window screaming "Stella! .... STELLA!" and tore my shirt off.

Heyes

SpAcEd OuT wrote:

lol

Thats not funny

TerrorFirmer

told her shes a skank

wait, thats not embarrassing...

LadyJ

Scored someone ginger!

Sangre

Heyes wrote:

Thats not funny

Tell that to my 'friends'

Ciaran500

Heyes wrote:

Thats not funny

:rolleyes: You can tell us what we find funny?

CuLT

Heyes is the most amazing of the noobz-with-boobz to grace boards.ie recently.

*mystical Internet powers*

Heyes

CuLT wrote:

Heyes is the most amazing of the noobz-with-boobz to grace boards.ie recently.

*mystical Internet powers*

What ? :rolleyes:

CuLT

Heyes wrote:

What ? :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, I can't speak any slower, it's all typed.

Heyes

CuLT wrote:

I'm sorry, I can't speak any slower, it's all typed.

Bothered :rolleyes:

TerrorFirmer

Indeed

CuLT

Heyes wrote:

Bothered :rolleyes:

Oh no

It appears communications have broken down. I will need a translator.

And maybe sherpas to hike through the empty cavernous expanses.

Heyes

CuLT wrote:

Oh no

It appears communications have broken down. I will need a translator.

And maybe sherpas to hike through the empty cavernous expanses.

I was been sarcastic... clearly your unable to pick up the smallest of things with your small mind.

CuLT

Heyes wrote:

I was been sarcastic... clearly your unable to pick up the smallest of things with your small mind.

Sarcasm?

There is nothing resembling even this weakest form of wit in your last few posts. I demand that you justify your statement.

Ciaran500

You're really smart.


Easy to tell if I'm being sarcastic?

Heyes

CuLT wrote:

Sarcasm?

There is nothing resembling even this weakest form of wit in your last few posts. I demand that you justify your statement.

you can demand all you want, but this lady doesn t respond to demands

CuLT

Heyes wrote:

you can demand all you want, but this lady doesn t respond to demands

Looks like I just got totally iceburned

And I still need to pay for those sherpas.

Ciaran500 wrote:

You're really smart.


Easy to tell if I'm being sarcastic?

Was that directed at me? Where's the love Ciaran500

Heyes

CuLT wrote:

Looks like I just got totally iceburned

And I still need to pay for those sherpas.



Was that directed at me? Where's the love Ciaran500

LOL... mad yoke

Tar.Aldarion

CuLT wrote:

Was that directed at me? Where's the love Ciaran500

http://wthax.org/images/44514cultisgay.gif
>_>
<_<

Ciaran500

CuLT wrote:

Was that directed at me? Where's the love Ciaran500

Nah, you're just to uber fast for me



Its all gravy baby

Doomspell

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

http://wthax.org/images/44514cultisgay.gif
>_>
<_<

LOL!

InFront

Remember when the thread was about getting dumped?!

After we broke up I saw her in Bondi (the niteclub) and we were talking for ages, anyway apparently I completely misunderstood what she was saying, I thought she wanted to get back with me,so naturally I moved in for the score. She wasnt impressed... stormed off in front of our mates who saw the whole thing. I also got told off by her friends for it too.:o

CuLT

Ciaran500 wrote:

Nah, you're just to uber fast for me



Its all gravy baby

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

http://wthax.org/images/44514cultisgay.gif
>_>
<_<

Gay like yore ma Tar. ¬_¬

Also,


SO IT WAS YOU!!!1

Edit:

InFront wrote:

Remember when the thread was about getting dumped?!

Haha, sorry about the derail!

faceman

ahem, getting back to the thread...
i lured women into my den of inequity, told them things they wanted to hear so that they could i say "oh faceman, i really identify with you". I told them i cared about world peace, fluffy dogs, the health service and that i always cry during the angelus...

SCORE!

not the same with a broken heart tho!

Red Alert

she rang my house to do a 'proper' breakup, by actually asking me to go down to the local shopping centre. got my mum who answered the phone to tell her "i wasn't available"!

biko

CuLT wrote:

Haha, sorry about the derail!

Better than initial thread

angeldelight

CuLT wrote:

Stood outside her window screaming "Stella! .... STELLA!" and tore my shirt off.

Ok that one slightly freaked me out lol

faceman

angeldelight wrote:

Ok that one slightly freaked me out lol

was that stella the woman, or stella the beer?

Dave!

LadyJ wrote:

Scored someone ginger!

Oh the shame...... Best not share stuff like this on the internet, it may get back to someone who knows you!

Called him the next day "Saying what the F88K happened last nite"

I only remembered half the conversation and my curiosity got the better of me

Winters

Drank nearly 3 liters of spirits alone.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Winters wrote:

Drank nearly 3 liters of spirits alone.

Respeck!!! Thats how its done!!!

panda100

scored one of his friends for revenge....felt a bit bad after that and it just screwed thing up cos then the mate kept on contacting me and I just wanted to make my ex jeaolus,which didnt work.Getting revenge never works but did make me feel better for a millisecond!
A guy I dumped once tried to climb. up to my window in belgrove in UCD campus to show how much he liked me.It was four in the morning and he woke up everyone.It was sweet though and did make me laugh.

faceman

panda100 wrote:

A guy I dumped once tried to climb. up to my window in belgrove in UCD campus to show how much he liked me.It was four in the morning and he woke up everyone.It was sweet though and did make me laugh.

and was his efforts worth it? or did you give him a quck reward?

GrumPy

LadyJ wrote:

Scored someone ginger!

I find that insulting.

panda100

faceman wrote:

and was his efforts worth it? or did you give him a quck reward?

I gave him some tea and toast and sent him on his merry way but we remained friends after it so I suppose it made things less akward between us

BobTheBeat

faceman wrote:

and was his efforts worth it? or did you give him a quck reward?

A solid gold coin?A peppy handshake?

Terry

i've never had a girlfriend

Santa Claus

Heyes wrote:

... clearly your unable to pick up the smallest of things

I can pick up matchsticks with my toes !


Gettng back on topic, I did typedef an ex's sister at a party the day after she broke up with me (In fairness she told me it was all over just as I was about to run onto the pitch for a game of rugby...completely ruined my game)!

GrumPy

julep wrote:

i've never had a girlfriend

This is because your ginger

(jokes)

Terry

Irish GrumPy wrote:

This is because your ginger

(jokes)

unlike many people here, i can take a joke at my expense.

yes, i am saying that i'm fair game.

all joking aside, you're probably right.

Heyes

julep wrote:

i've never had a girlfriend

Without sounding stupid, i actually find that hard to believe.

GrumPy

What age are you julep?

Tar.Aldarion

Winters wrote:

Drank nearly 3 liters of spirits alone.

I know I wasn't dumped in this case but I hear you.

Ciaran500

Irish GrumPy wrote:

What age are you julep?

a/s/l

Adam

zOMG!!!eleven

I've never been dumed :cool:

Terry

Irish grumPy wrote:

What age are you julep?

30 going on 16

Heyes wrote:

Without sounding stupid, i actually find that hard to believe.

sadly, it's completely true.

Winters

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I know I wasn't dumped in this case but I hear you.

The toilet heard a lot of me the next morning too..