Make up your own Law

LadyJ · 17-04-2006 06:42PM #1

Here's a couple.....

1. It should be legal to hit someone until they realise they are wrong and start talking sense....

2. All taxi drivers must wear muzzles.

aidan_walsh · 17-04-2006 07:14PM

All opinions are legally binding, and changing an opinion will be subject to a public referendum.

Rhyme · 18-04-2006 11:46AM

All animals are hereby forbidden to wear clothes, except for bears and fez's

jsr · 18-04-2006 12:28PM

Because I said so would become an acceptable legally reason for any action involving ducks and/or monkeys.
Because I said so

BlueSpiral · 18-04-2006 04:25PM

it is illegal to make yellow snowcones with bodily fluids.

Undergod · 18-04-2006 05:18PM

Bad punnage is punishable by death

Chad ghostal · 23-04-2006 03:59AM

All threads in TCN must contain at least 90% off topic postings

homah_7ft · 30-04-2006 07:06PM

Chad is required to post on request.

kittenkiller · 21-05-2006 05:40PM

Boob ooglers must spend a night in prison wearing nothing but something out of Jodi Marsh's collection of classy attire!

21-05-2006 05:53PM

kittenkiller wrote:

Boob ooglers must spend a night in prison wearing nothing but something out of Jodi Marsh's collection of classy attire!

That sounds sexy.

People who mumble when they talk will be fed a loudspeaker.

Merrick · 21-05-2006 08:50PM

Eejits who insist on paying for things in shops with half sterling and half euro should be tortured.

homah_7ft · 21-05-2006 09:13PM

People must dance on my command.

ward2wise · 21-05-2006 09:14PM

Drivers too frightened to overtake should have their vehicles confiscated.

kittenkiller · 21-05-2006 09:29PM

If you're tired, beds should be provided wherever you are when you need them.

Drunk drivers will be killed before they even start their cars!

homah_7ft · 21-05-2006 09:30PM

kittenkiller wrote:

If you're tired, beds should be provided wherever you are when you need them.

I second this but also for the untired. Beds all round

Merrick · 21-05-2006 09:40PM

kittenkiller wrote:

If you're tired, beds should be provided wherever you are when you need them.

If you don't feel like a nap, a lie down and a complementary coffee/coke must be provided.

Blush_01 · 22-05-2006 11:27PM

People who flaunt their bad BO should be forced to scrub until their skin comes off.

fuzzywiggle · 23-05-2006 02:34PM

People shall not condemn anyone who cracks their knuckles/ every joint in their body

amp · 23-05-2006 11:51PM

A bird in the hand is ****ing lush.

Demetrius · 24-05-2006 10:05PM

People who are late for appointments should be tied to a post and whipped (preferably by an attractive woman)

Bean_Ghrinn · 25-05-2006 01:40AM

Demetrius wrote:

People who are late for appointments should be tied to a post and whipped (preferably by an attractive woman)

40 lashes with a wet noodle!

KnifeWRENCH · 26-05-2006 02:16PM

all scobes and goths should be forced to wear bright orange catsuits whenever out in public

lilmissprincess · 26-05-2006 07:07PM

All who persist to wear highlighter coloured (as in that pink, orange and ucky green shade, also vibrant blue!)velour tracksuits must be locked in a room with the colours black and white for 3 weeks. Maybe that would stop them...

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 28-05-2006 02:16PM

Rhyme wrote:

All animals are hereby forbidden to wear clothes, except for bears and fez's

Whoa whoa whoa......

Will somebody PLEASE think of the monkeys????

Um... it should be a legal requirment to get a free pint with ever 5 you buy

Lust4Life · 23-06-2006 01:38PM

In my world it is law that all attractive young men age 18 to 30 must go shirtless in my presence.

Doomspell · 23-06-2006 04:51PM

Lust4Life wrote:

In my world it is law that all attractive young men age 18 to 30 must go shirtless in my presence.

I'll second that:D But make it, say..........17-27, well in my cass...I'd never be the one to prevent you from being.....excited shall we say:D:D

24-06-2006 07:10PM

B/fs are to take turns with their g/fs getting each other a cold one from the frig on sports championship days.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 24-06-2006 07:13PM

Thats technically not fair as girls have to go to the bathroom far more often than men so it just makes sense that they bring the booze in with them...

Matt Holck · 24-06-2006 07:16PM

internet distributers should be required to carry all hosted sites

24-06-2006 07:31PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Thats technically not fair as girls have to go to the bathroom far more often than men so it just makes sense that they bring the booze in with them...

Penalty for violating the law: You will have a cold one (and not from the frig).:p

Doomspell · 24-06-2006 07:59PM

There should be a law against hail 'assaulting' chimps.....but its ok for blue_lagoon to:D

Make up your own Law

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