Make up your own Law

LadyJ

Here's a couple.....

1. It should be legal to hit someone until they realise they are wrong and start talking sense....

2. All taxi drivers must wear muzzles.

aidan_walsh

All opinions are legally binding, and changing an opinion will be subject to a public referendum.

Rhyme

All animals are hereby forbidden to wear clothes, except for bears and fez's

jsr

Because I said so would become an acceptable legally reason for any action involving ducks and/or monkeys.
Because I said so

BlueSpiral

it is illegal to make yellow snowcones with bodily fluids.

Undergod

Bad punnage is punishable by death

Chad ghostal

All threads in TCN must contain at least 90% off topic postings

homah_7ft

Chad is required to post on request.

kittenkiller

Boob ooglers must spend a night in prison wearing nothing but something out of Jodi Marsh's collection of classy attire!

kittenkiller

kittenkiller wrote:

Boob ooglers must spend a night in prison wearing nothing but something out of Jodi Marsh's collection of classy attire!

That sounds sexy.

People who mumble when they talk will be fed a loudspeaker.

Merrick

Eejits who insist on paying for things in shops with half sterling and half euro should be tortured.

homah_7ft

People must dance on my command.

ward2wise

Drivers too frightened to overtake should have their vehicles confiscated.

kittenkiller

If you're tired, beds should be provided wherever you are when you need them.

Drunk drivers will be killed before they even start their cars!

homah_7ft

kittenkiller wrote:

If you're tired, beds should be provided wherever you are when you need them.

I second this but also for the untired. Beds all round

Merrick

kittenkiller wrote:

If you're tired, beds should be provided wherever you are when you need them.

If you don't feel like a nap, a lie down and a complementary coffee/coke must be provided.

Blush_01

People who flaunt their bad BO should be forced to scrub until their skin comes off.

fuzzywiggle

People shall not condemn anyone who cracks their knuckles/ every joint in their body

amp

A bird in the hand is ****ing lush.

Demetrius

People who are late for appointments should be tied to a post and whipped (preferably by an attractive woman)

Bean_Ghrinn

Demetrius wrote:

People who are late for appointments should be tied to a post and whipped (preferably by an attractive woman)

40 lashes with a wet noodle!

KnifeWRENCH

all scobes and goths should be forced to wear bright orange catsuits whenever out in public

lilmissprincess

All who persist to wear highlighter coloured (as in that pink, orange and ucky green shade, also vibrant blue!)velour tracksuits must be locked in a room with the colours black and white for 3 weeks. Maybe that would stop them...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Rhyme wrote:

All animals are hereby forbidden to wear clothes, except for bears and fez's

Whoa whoa whoa......


Will somebody PLEASE think of the monkeys????


Um... it should be a legal requirment to get a free pint with ever 5 you buy

Lust4Life

In my world it is law that all attractive young men age 18 to 30 must go shirtless in my presence.

Doomspell

Lust4Life wrote:

In my world it is law that all attractive young men age 18 to 30 must go shirtless in my presence.

I'll second that:D But make it, say..........17-27, well in my cass...I'd never be the one to prevent you from being.....excited shall we say:D:D

Black Swan

B/fs are to take turns with their g/fs getting each other a cold one from the frig on sports championship days.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Thats technically not fair as girls have to go to the bathroom far more often than men so it just makes sense that they bring the booze in with them...

Matt Holck

internet distributers should be required to carry all hosted sites

Black Swan

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Thats technically not fair as girls have to go to the bathroom far more often than men so it just makes sense that they bring the booze in with them...

Penalty for violating the law: You will have a cold one (and not from the frig).:p

Doomspell

There should be a law against hail 'assaulting' chimps.....but its ok for blue_lagoon to:D

Black Swan

Doomspell wrote:

There should be a law against hail 'assaulting' chimps.....but its ok for blue_lagoon to:D

OK, Doomspell can be the judge when we convene the court. All stand, here comes the judge!

Doomspell

*beatiful judge glides into the room*
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*goes to sit down gracefully*
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*misses chair and hits head off table infront*
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*blushes, pretends nothing happened*
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*plonks herself onto chair*
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Black Swan

Here ye, here ye, the court is now in session. Is the defendent Hail 2 Da Chip in the courtroom?

Doomspell

No he's out drinking with Takola.....
*sends alsation to get him*
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*most of Hail 2 Da Chimp comes back*
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let it begin

Black Swan

We need evidence. Ask them find out if he is equally sharing the trips to the frig when getting cold ones, or making Takola do all the work. Or if at the pub, sharing the tab?

Doomspell

1) He should be doing the majority of trips to the fridge, Takola doing the minimum.
2) He always pays.....if me or Blue_Lagoon are there.....he pays for us too:D
3) I am always right and my decision is FINAL...unless I change it, or with my approval/permission Blue_Lagoon will change it.
4) You have a problem...go get laid....if nessisary pay them
5) like to have 5 things to say....Court dismissed

Black Swan

Doomspell wrote:

1) He should be doing the majority of trips to the fridge, Takola doing the minimum.
2) He always pays.....if me or Blue_Lagoon are there.....he pays for us too:D
3) I am always right and my decision is FINAL...unless I change it, or with my approval/permission Blue_Lagoon will change it.
4) You have a problem...go get laid....if nessisary pay them
5) like to have 5 things to say....Court dismissed

Doomspell should be appointed Chief Justice of El Supremo Court!

Doomspell

Agreed...lets go to the pub, from what I hear Hail 2 Da Chimp and Takola are there!

Capt'n Midnight

People who park ilegally in a handicapped spot will be made eligible.

Since a "TAXI" sign is the internationally recogised warning for totally unpredictable driving behaviour, taxi drivers who use hazard warning lights for any hazard they themselves create will have at least one digit removed each time they use them.

I think that's it's time to repeal the law of gravity, it's a little too strict.

What about that Bravarian law where a man can touch a womans breasts as long as he doesn't make any sound ?

Doomspell

heer heer

Black Swan

Please substitute the "h"s with "b"s:D

Doomspell

ha ha,funny


the over-use of 'lol' should be banned

Black Swan

"lol" or "Lolita"?:D

Matt Holck

lulls happen

Doomspell

bad jokes should also be banned:D

tSubh Dearg

There can be no new rules for

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Doomspell wrote:

1) He should be doing the majority of trips to the fridge, Takola doing the minimum.
2) He always pays.....if me or Blue_Lagoon are there.....he pays for us too:D
3) I am always right and my decision is FINAL...unless I change it, or with my approval/permission Blue_Lagoon will change it.
4) You have a problem...go get laid....if nessisary pay them
5) like to have 5 things to say....Court dismissed

Whats all this then... how come no one told me i was on trial :mad:

Well i'll have you know
1) Takola is not my Girlfriend.
2) If she was she'd be gettin the beer in.
3) Im very scared of you all now!!!

Doomspell

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Whats all this then... how come no one told me i was on trial :mad:

Well i'll have you know
1) Takola is not my Girlfriend.
2) If she was she'd be gettin the beer in.
3) Im very scared of you all now!!!

I said my decision is final

Matt Holck

Moderators need to talk to me before alterring or deleting my posts

biko

Hear hear should only be spelled "hear hear"