If you could....

Zombienosh · 22-06-2006 11:49PM #1

If you could be any garden tool what would you be?

I'd be a wheelbarrow

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 22-06-2006 11:54PM

I'd be a Hoe...

Someone had to say it!

Lust4Life · 22-06-2006 11:56PM

And WHY would you be a Wheelbarrow?

I think that I would be a hedge clippers. I can be around fresh cut flowers and help to artfully shape shrubberies and prune away grape vines that tower from the rain.

And... I'd get a place of honor in the shed because I'm sharp, I tell ya! Keep me away from untrained hands! And oil me so I keep my point!!!!

Ooh! Am I feeling creative tonight! Hee hee!

L4L

Lust4Life · 22-06-2006 11:57PM

LOL! Chimp!
Are you a DIRTY hoe???? Hee hee!

L4L

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 22-06-2006 11:58PM

Indeed i am...

Lust4Life · 23-06-2006 12:00AM

Hee hee! Need some oil???

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-06-2006 12:03AM

Lust4Life wrote:

Hee hee! Need some oil???

Hoes need oil?
well ok then... you're the clippers

Lust4Life · 23-06-2006 12:08AM

Well, no one need ask WHY you want to be a hoe!
Still wondering why the OP wants to be a wheelbarow, though. To carry a load of hoes????

Oh! my whit is sharp! I AM a hedge clipper after all! Hee hee!

L4L

Zombienosh · 23-06-2006 12:21AM

carry hoes hmmmmm

Tar.Aldarion · 23-06-2006 05:16AM

hoe cleaner or a rake

Tar.Aldarion · 23-06-2006 05:17AM

I wrote a poem for this thread.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I'll **** you with a rake.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-06-2006 11:45AM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

hoe cleaner or a rake

Are you saying im a dirty hoe??? :eek:

Lust4Life · 23-06-2006 01:25PM

Chimp, if you're dirty that means you're either after a workout or in constant use!!!!!!! You happy little Hoe you!

L4L

Rhyme · 23-06-2006 06:30PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'll **** you with a rake.

How romantic... and familiar.

Garden dibble for me thanks.

Tar.Aldarion · 23-06-2006 06:34PM

Rhyme wrote:

How romantic... and familiar.

Yes, it's certainly original...yes
>_>
<_<

tSubh Dearg · 23-06-2006 06:37PM

I'd be a spade. I'm very good a digging holes for myself.

Sparky · 23-06-2006 07:25PM

Id be a glove..........................

boneless · 23-06-2006 07:52PM

A bucket!!

Matt Holck · 23-06-2006 08:05PM

I suppose my flesh might be good for fertilizer
maybe have the dogs process it first
and you could build a rake from my ribs
leave my head in the tomato patch and I'll eat crickets and snails

Sarky · 23-06-2006 08:20PM

Is there a garden implement that represents my dismay at sickening attempts at flirting and improper use of punctuation?

Matt Holck · 23-06-2006 08:26PM

sorry
next time Ill drop the apostrophy

perhaps a jethrol tull
thats good for dropping things

Blush_01 · 23-06-2006 09:19PM

Sarky, studies have shown that in the modern garden a hammer (or a mallet, depending on the size of your garden) is an essential*.

Will that do?

* Is as true as Santa. Honest.

boneless · 24-06-2006 09:59AM

Or a net for cleaning out the pond... that'd be nice.

I have loads of spadgies having baths in my pond at the moment... I'm gonna miss my pond when I leave here

Lust4Life · 24-06-2006 11:02AM

Aw, Sarky, what are ya being a Garden Gnome? Scaring away anything you find offensive in the garden?

24-06-2006 07:44PM

Hammock (if the gardener is cute).:p

Sarky · 25-06-2006 12:12AM

Lust4Life wrote:

Aw, Sarky, what are ya being a Garden Gnome? Scaring away anything you find offensive in the garden?

/me concentrates very very VERY hard on Lust4Life's head

Rhyme · 25-06-2006 12:24AM

OMFGSCANNERS!!!one!

Now, where did i put that gif?

Matt Holck · 25-06-2006 05:06AM

let it ripon and it will crack on its own

Lust4Life · 26-06-2006 10:48PM

This IS the CooCoo's nest after all! And I am a hedge clippers!

27-06-2006 08:04AM

Definitely a hammock, but it's now reserved for one particular gardener.

county · 27-06-2006 09:37AM

If you could....

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