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Whats in a name....

  • 19-06-2006 01:17PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭


    When I was in secondary school I had a history teacher called mr Pratt,oh how we got mileage out of his name!
    My local gp is called Dr Condon and a week doesnt go by where someone alters his practise sign adding an m on to the end.

    Does anyone here have an unfortuante name or knows anyone else that does??Funny names always make me giggle:)


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Seamas Walls - a plasterer believe it or not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    A primary school inspector in my day, Mr.Brick :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 282 ✭✭matu


    I use to know some one called Larry Lambchop, what a name what where his parents thinking?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,742 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I know someone called Iona Sharkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭king_of_inismac


    Our old principal was called Mr. Boner
    and our Vice principal was called Mr. Bulger

    Thing is no-one saw how funny this was until we left school :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Narcissus


    I can recall my friend telling me about a woman named Sharon Baron, and a little white guy named Barry White.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,065 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    had a teacher at school named miss english. she taught Irish and german.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    I know of somone on another forum called Dean Alcock


    De anal cock :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    ...worked with a guy called Ulich Cox. I too know a plasterer, his name is Phil McCracken (honestly).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,863 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    I knew a bloke called "Mr Waters" who was a plumber.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 697 ✭✭✭the Shades


    I know a Mr Coyne who works in banking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    its a bit of a myth that there's a girl out there called joanna ryder.

    there's a shrink in cork called Dr. Looney apparantly.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Hill Billy wrote:
    I knew a bloke called "Mr Waters" who was a plumber.

    Also remind me of a plumber called Michael Flood!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    There's aload of these in Ray D'Arcy's first "fixed" book afaik.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Best I've ever heard of was an old colleage of my fathers who married a guy called John Curtain. Her name was Annette. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    My old vice principal was called T. Potts.

    And I had a teacher called Ms. Condon, who was stupid and always called people by the wrong name, yet she still got mad when we called her "Ms. Durex".
    Honest mistake, really.
    We drove her out of the school in a year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18 beaker21


    The famous English cricketer......Jack Russell!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    Femmy wrote:
    its a bit of a myth that there's a girl out there called joanna ryder.

    .

    Joanna Ryder? Not after i seen 'er!

    http://www.balkinbuddies.com/ryder/index.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Orlee


    My maths teacher was Mike Hunt - and so is his son!

    Not a problem for Mike Hunt senior in his day but I'd say his son isn't all too happy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    My mate went to school with Russell McGee. It was an all boys school! :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭JungleBunny


    I always get a giggle out of my doctor's name
    Dr. Bent.
    Childish I know but it always makes me smile :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 579 ✭✭✭spoofilyj


    A friend of mine is called Richard Flood but we call him Dick Flood private eye to take the piss.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    i knew someone called murphy.

    i didnt think it was very funny though

    the all time classic has to be allcock and brown, that flew the atlantic and crashed in mayo or the burran or conamara or somewhere.

    allcock and brown, seriously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭Siogfinsceal


    My mate knows a guy called Dick Richards
    I knew a girl when I was little whose mothers name was Theresa Green - Im not joking poor woman
    Another 2 fellas I knew called Maurice Fitzmaurice and Patrick Fitzpatrick - what were there parents thinking!
    and that poor young fella in england whose parents christened him 'Drew Peacock'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    The letter I got when I applied for my theory test, the usual "good luck" one - signed by Michael Skidmore.

    And a teacher in school called Mr. Miller. Usual thing would be to get someone to ask him the time, and just as he was about to respond various people would shout "Miller time!".


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia




  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,146 Mod ✭✭✭✭robinph


    I went to school with a Gaylord, forgot his first name though, and a John Thomas Ball.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    pat cox, the MEP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Lone Wolf


    Theres a doctor in the local hospital called Dr De'ath
    Quite unfortunate


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Sparks400 wrote:


    Roffle :D ftw


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