Whats in a name....

panda100

When I was in secondary school I had a history teacher called mr Pratt,oh how we got mileage out of his name!
My local gp is called Dr Condon and a week doesnt go by where someone alters his practise sign adding an m on to the end.

Does anyone here have an unfortuante name or knows anyone else that does??Funny names always make me giggle:)

Mr Magnolia

Seamas Walls - a plasterer believe it or not.

Ruu_Old

A primary school inspector in my day, Mr.Brick

matu

I use to know some one called Larry Lambchop, what a name what where his parents thinking?

Archeron

I know someone called Iona Sharkey.

king_of_inismac

Our old principal was called Mr. Boner
and our Vice principal was called Mr. Bulger

Thing is no-one saw how funny this was until we left school

Narcissus

I can recall my friend telling me about a woman named Sharon Baron, and a little white guy named Barry White.

Terry

had a teacher at school named miss english. she taught Irish and german.

Ciaran500

I know of somone on another forum called Dean Alcock


De anal cock

tbh

...worked with a guy called Ulich Cox. I too know a plasterer, his name is Phil McCracken (honestly).

The Hill Billy

I knew a bloke called "Mr Waters" who was a plumber.

the Shades

I know a Mr Coyne who works in banking.

Femelade

its a bit of a myth that there's a girl out there called joanna ryder.

there's a shrink in cork called Dr. Looney apparantly.

Mr Magnolia

Hill Billy wrote:

I knew a bloke called "Mr Waters" who was a plumber.

Also remind me of a plumber called Michael Flood!

Femelade

There's aload of these in Ray D'Arcy's first "fixed" book afaik.

Sleepy

Best I've ever heard of was an old colleage of my fathers who married a guy called John Curtain. Her name was Annette.

Sofaspud

My old vice principal was called T. Potts.

And I had a teacher called Ms. Condon, who was stupid and always called people by the wrong name, yet she still got mad when we called her "Ms. Durex".
Honest mistake, really.
We drove her out of the school in a year.

beaker21

The famous English cricketer......Jack Russell!

tbh

Femmy wrote:

its a bit of a myth that there's a girl out there called joanna ryder.

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Joanna Ryder? Not after i seen 'er!

http://www.balkinbuddies.com/ryder/index.html

Orlee

My maths teacher was Mike Hunt - and so is his son!

Not a problem for Mike Hunt senior in his day but I'd say his son isn't all too happy!

humanji

My mate went to school with Russell McGee. It was an all boys school! :eek:

JungleBunny

I always get a giggle out of my doctor's name
Dr. Bent.
Childish I know but it always makes me smile

spoofilyj

A friend of mine is called Richard Flood but we call him Dick Flood private eye to take the piss.:D

WhiteWashMan

i knew someone called murphy.

i didnt think it was very funny though

the all time classic has to be allcock and brown, that flew the atlantic and crashed in mayo or the burran or conamara or somewhere.

allcock and brown, seriously.

Siogfinsceal

My mate knows a guy called Dick Richards
I knew a girl when I was little whose mothers name was Theresa Green - Im not joking poor woman
Another 2 fellas I knew called Maurice Fitzmaurice and Patrick Fitzpatrick - what were there parents thinking!
and that poor young fella in england whose parents christened him 'Drew Peacock'

Dooom

The letter I got when I applied for my theory test, the usual "good luck" one - signed by Michael Skidmore.

And a teacher in school called Mr. Miller. Usual thing would be to get someone to ask him the time, and just as he was about to respond various people would shout "Miller time!".

Mr Magnolia

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robinph

I went to school with a Gaylord, forgot his first name though, and a John Thomas Ball.

Sam Vimes

pat cox, the MEP

Lone Wolf

Theres a doctor in the local hospital called Dr De'ath
Quite unfortunate

Dooom

Sparks400 wrote:

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Roffle ftw

humanji

Sparks400 wrote:

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Damn, that reminds me, I work with a Dick Stroker. Can't remember his name though! Boom Boom!



Sorry.

Zapp Brannigan

There used to be a TG teacher in my secondary school by the name of Mr. Woodcock!

[Jackass]

I went to school with a guy called Harry Woodcock which was enjoyable to slag...Also, where I work, we had a client called ....campbells soup...his actual name...I work in finance, so after he insisted over the phone he had changed it by deed pole, I asked to see I.D. when he was signing....Sure enough, there on his passport, Mr. Campbells Soup.

Takes all sorts I suppose.

panda100

Siogfinsceal wrote:

I knew a girl when I was little whose mothers name was Theresa Green - Im not joking poor woman

I dont get it?

Pighead

Panda ya big ninny, Theresa Green sounmds a lot like Trees are Green. Go eat soem fish quickly my girl That brain of yours needs some nurturing.

Anyway back on topic, Pighead went out with a girl in 1997 and she was called Philomena Fannyfarts.

Gandhi

Sometimes work with a dude call Bill Omie.

He talks very quickly, so when he answers the phone it sounds like "Hello! Blow Me!"

scojones

Engis Bates, the maths teacher used to call him "Master Bates".

GoldieBear

Ruu wrote:

A primary school inspector in my day, Mr.Brick

I heard of him when i started, he was meant to be fairly tough!

GoldieBear

Hamad Salami works in the meat dept of a well known supermarket(cant mention it as my boyfriend would be in trouble).

Imelda Drinkwater (used to work with the BF)

Enda Storey (used to work in Easons, i kid you not!)

Fr. Parrish, used to be a priest in sussex when i was on hols 10 years ago, now thats a really apropriate name!!!

abercrombie

not that funny but i know a guy called brian o'brien! why would you name your child that?!?!

[Jackass]

GoldieBear wrote:

Enda Storey (used to work in Easons, i kid you not!)

LOL! That gave me a very good chuckle!

jazoo

Yeah she lived in maxwell house and was married to mr t ........ sorry it was funny when we were thirteen

jazoo

Sparks400 wrote:

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still laughing i am.

Pyr0

I know a guy who got the chance to have his second name changed, his original name was Alan Gayner, now his name is Alan Cocklyn.

Always gets a snigger out of me when we bring it up

dubtom

A pro footballer in iran or some where is called arse bandeet.

panda100

Sparks400 wrote:

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Hehe!Willie Stroker definatly wins

Narcissus

dubtom wrote:

A pro footballer in iran or some where is called arse bandeet.

There are a few funny footballer names:

http://www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=547

Dick Last
Johan de Kock
Gay Meadow
Argelico F*cks

Setun

I know a Coffey who lives in Maxwell House aswell.

My old English and History teacher's name is Mr Page. I know a guy named Ben Downs aswell.

Pigman II

I knew a guy in college called Frank Arthurs. His assigned college email address rather unfortunately turned out to be "farthurs@etc.etc" so needless to say from that day on 'farters' what we all called him.

Blowfish

I know one with a surname of Nutter. His first name is Philip, and so he signs everything P. Nutter, his dad is A. Nutter.