Future of mankind lies in your hands

15-06-2006 01:53PM #1

If there was one person in the world you HAD to have sex with in front of your mother
Who would it be?
I mean if all of humanity was wiped out in a tragedy of some sort disease etc
And you had to procreate to save the human race and it was only you your mother and this person left on earth who would it be?

The truth or dare thread reminded me of this question, I was at a party last year and some girl got asked this question, I thought it was a pretty good question

Yook · 15-06-2006 01:54PM

You, so you could explain to my mother afterwards it was all your idea.

Pighead · 15-06-2006 01:55PM

Future of mankind lies in between CSG's legs. Pigheads convinced all these threads shes starting are some sort of magic spell that shall make the young males flock to her bedroom door.
Must look away from thread

Oriel · 15-06-2006 01:57PM

Pighead made a mistake!!!!

/edit - damn you pighead and your whimsical use of the edit button...

scojones · 15-06-2006 01:58PM

Pighead wrote:

Future of mankind lies in between CSG's legs.

We're all fucked so.

Degsy · 15-06-2006 01:59PM

Pighead wrote:

Future of mankind lies in between CSG's legs. Pigheads convinced all these threads shes starting are some sort of magic spell that shall make the young males flock to her bedroom door.
Must look away from thread

It would take considerably stronger magic than that..

Terry · 15-06-2006 02:00PM

coolsmileygirl wrote:

If there was one person in the world you HAD to have sex with in front of your mother
Who would it be?

you.

monkeyfudge · 15-06-2006 02:00PM

Is there some sort of social stigma attached to having sex in front of your mother that I'm unaware of?

Oriel · 15-06-2006 02:00PM

sjones wrote:

We're all fucked so.

Or so she hopes...

15-06-2006 02:03PM

I just thought it was a good truth or dare question so i made a thread out of it, the lad in question said a supermodel, I think it was your woman eva somethingorother from the wonderbra ad's and he said his ma would be proud of him being with such a beautiful woman
I thought this was hilarious tbh

layke · 15-06-2006 02:03PM

Sure, i'll sleep with you and your mom.

Rly tho, which bloke could manage to get a popcorn in front of their mother?

scojones · 15-06-2006 02:08PM

It's sick. Sick I say! I couldn't ride someone if I knew somebody was watching. Are ya mad like?

DaBreno · 15-06-2006 02:10PM

Shatner. Id ride William Shatner.

15-06-2006 02:12PM

DaBreno wrote:

Shatner. Id ride William Shatner.

lol! good choice

Mossy Monk · 15-06-2006 02:14PM

Mary Harney

"look at me, i'm riding a pig"

6th · 15-06-2006 02:15PM

I'd kill my mother in her sleep then stroll off into the night with CSG. I mean if we're the last people on earth what us do we have for an old woman? She'd be a drain on resources.

So CSG? Who would it be for you?

15-06-2006 02:15PM

-I'm not procreating
-How the hell could we reproduce properly with only 3 people alive, two of whom are related?

15-06-2006 02:20PM

Well it would have to be someone my mother would approve of so I suppose given how fussy she is, It would have to be Prince Harry

but I guess I could have some fun corrupting him

Dirk Gently · 15-06-2006 02:26PM

Prince Harry.

you know he's the drugie, alco nazi uniform wearing one out of the two.I doubt even you could corrupt him any more.

I'd choose CSG for the crack.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 15-06-2006 02:30PM

Prince Harry???

//Runs to find sick bucket!

county · 15-06-2006 02:34PM

clown bag wrote:

I'd choose CSG for the crack.

good lad,its all about the crack

monkeyfudge · 15-06-2006 02:35PM

You'd want to have someone from a family with a slightly more diverse gene pool that that bunch of inbred twits.

15-06-2006 02:36PM

Actually sorry i meant the other one, prince william

I'm not very familiar with my princes

Ruu_Old · 15-06-2006 02:38PM

Mossy Monk wrote:

Mary Harney

"look at me, i'm riding a pig"

Haha seconded

well done old chum.

Terry · 15-06-2006 02:39PM

bluewolf wrote:

-I'm not procreating
-How the hell could we reproduce properly with only 3 people alive, two of whom are related?

adam and eve managed to produce six billion of us and they only had two sons.

Dirk Gently · 15-06-2006 02:40PM

julep wrote:

adam and eve managed to produce six billion of us and they only had two sons.

yeah but that story was made up.

Yook · 15-06-2006 02:48PM

clown bag wrote:

yeah but that story was made up.

Exactly!

seamus · 15-06-2006 02:55PM

My Mum used to be a nurse in Crumlin children's hospital, so I'm pretty sure that watching me having sex with my girlfriend wouldn't rank very high on her list of "most upsetting things".

My girlfriend however, might take some time to recover from the ordeal.

eiretamicha · 15-06-2006 02:59PM

Who the hell cares about procreation when you're the last three people on earth?

And really...why would it have to be in front of your mother? Can't the two of you like...go behind a tree or something? Seeing as you're the last three people alive on earth, there'd be plenty of places to hide.

Honestly though? Assuming my husband is not the guy alive with us, me and my mom would probably kill the guy, dry the meat and store it, and use the innards to fertilize our garden so we can live out the rest of our days in peace.

r3nu4l · 15-06-2006 03:12PM

Wouldn't bother me tbh, but I'm sure that my mother would tell me that a lot of the things I'd be doing with the girl weren't likely to lead to any offspring

Wrong hole r3nu4l, no, not that one either!

As for who it would be, my gf, no contest. I'd turn down Angelina and the lot of them for my gf.

eiretamicha · 15-06-2006 03:26PM

r3nu4l wrote:

As for who it would be, my gf, no contest. I'd turn down Angelina and the lot of them for my gf.

*melt*

Mrs. r3nu4l, you got yourself a keeper!

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