Future of mankind lies in your hands

If there was one person in the world you HAD to have sex with in front of your mother
Who would it be?
I mean if all of humanity was wiped out in a tragedy of some sort disease etc
And you had to procreate to save the human race and it was only you your mother and this person left on earth who would it be?

The truth or dare thread reminded me of this question, I was at a party last year and some girl got asked this question, I thought it was a pretty good question

Yook

You, so you could explain to my mother afterwards it was all your idea.

Pighead

Future of mankind lies in between CSG's legs. Pigheads convinced all these threads shes starting are some sort of magic spell that shall make the young males flock to her bedroom door.
Must look away from thread

Oriel

Pighead made a mistake!!!!

/edit - damn you pighead and your whimsical use of the edit button...

scojones

Pighead wrote:

Future of mankind lies in between CSG's legs.

We're all fucked so.

Degsy

Pighead wrote:

Future of mankind lies in between CSG's legs. Pigheads convinced all these threads shes starting are some sort of magic spell that shall make the young males flock to her bedroom door.
Must look away from thread

It would take considerably stronger magic than that..

Terry

coolsmileygirl wrote:

If there was one person in the world you HAD to have sex with in front of your mother
Who would it be?

you.

monkeyfudge

Is there some sort of social stigma attached to having sex in front of your mother that I'm unaware of?

Oriel

sjones wrote:

We're all fucked so.

Or so she hopes...

I just thought it was a good truth or dare question so i made a thread out of it, the lad in question said a supermodel, I think it was your woman eva somethingorother from the wonderbra ad's and he said his ma would be proud of him being with such a beautiful woman
I thought this was hilarious tbh

layke

Sure, i'll sleep with you and your mom.

Rly tho, which bloke could manage to get a popcorn in front of their mother?

scojones

It's sick. Sick I say! I couldn't ride someone if I knew somebody was watching. Are ya mad like?

DaBreno

Shatner. Id ride William Shatner.

DaBreno

DaBreno wrote:

Shatner. Id ride William Shatner.

lol! good choice

Mossy Monk

Mary Harney

"look at me, i'm riding a pig"

-I'm not procreating
-How the hell could we reproduce properly with only 3 people alive, two of whom are related?

6th

I'd kill my mother in her sleep then stroll off into the night with CSG. I mean if we're the last people on earth what us do we have for an old woman? She'd be a drain on resources.

So CSG? Who would it be for you?

Well it would have to be someone my mother would approve of so I suppose given how fussy she is, It would have to be Prince Harry

but I guess I could have some fun corrupting him

Dirk Gently

Prince Harry.

you know he's the drugie, alco nazi uniform wearing one out of the two.I doubt even you could corrupt him any more.

I'd choose CSG for the crack.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Prince Harry???



//Runs to find sick bucket!

county

clown bag wrote:

I'd choose CSG for the crack.

good lad,its all about the crack

monkeyfudge

You'd want to have someone from a family with a slightly more diverse gene pool that that bunch of inbred twits.

Actually sorry i meant the other one, prince william

I'm not very familiar with my princes

Ruu_Old

Mossy Monk wrote:

Mary Harney

"look at me, i'm riding a pig"

Haha seconded well done old chum.

Terry

bluewolf wrote:

-I'm not procreating
-How the hell could we reproduce properly with only 3 people alive, two of whom are related?

adam and eve managed to produce six billion of us and they only had two sons.

Dirk Gently

julep wrote:

adam and eve managed to produce six billion of us and they only had two sons.

yeah but that story was made up.

Yook

clown bag wrote:

yeah but that story was made up.

Exactly!

seamus

My Mum used to be a nurse in Crumlin children's hospital, so I'm pretty sure that watching me having sex with my girlfriend wouldn't rank very high on her list of "most upsetting things".

My girlfriend however, might take some time to recover from the ordeal.

eiretamicha

Who the hell cares about procreation when you're the last three people on earth?

And really...why would it have to be in front of your mother? Can't the two of you like...go behind a tree or something? Seeing as you're the last three people alive on earth, there'd be plenty of places to hide.

Honestly though? Assuming my husband is not the guy alive with us, me and my mom would probably kill the guy, dry the meat and store it, and use the innards to fertilize our garden so we can live out the rest of our days in peace.

r3nu4l

Wouldn't bother me tbh, but I'm sure that my mother would tell me that a lot of the things I'd be doing with the girl weren't likely to lead to any offspring

Wrong hole r3nu4l, no, not that one either!

As for who it would be, my gf, no contest. I'd turn down Angelina and the lot of them for my gf.

eiretamicha

r3nu4l wrote:

As for who it would be, my gf, no contest. I'd turn down Angelina and the lot of them for my gf.

*melt*

Mrs. r3nu4l, you got yourself a keeper!

the Shades

ummm... I find this question discrimantory and homophobic lol

Dirk Gently

r3nu4l wrote:

Wrong hole r3nu4l, no, not that one either!
As for who it would be, my gf, no contest. I'd turn down Angelina and the lot of them for my gf.

I take it your GF reads boards and you just earned some major brownie points there

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

coolsmileygirl wrote:

If there was one person in the world you HAD to have sex with in front of your mother
Who would it be?
I mean if all of humanity was wiped out in a tragedy of some sort disease etc
And you had to procreate to save the human race and it was only you your mother and this person left on earth who would it be?

The truth or dare thread reminded me of this question, I was at a party last year and some girl got asked this question, I thought it was a pretty good question

1) Hang on... someone got asked this in truth or dare and your asking EVERYONE...? Do we get to dare you if we answer?

2) Why in front of your mother??

3) I'd do it with Sandra Bullock. But then I am picky.

LikeOhMyGawd!

coolsmileygirl wrote:

If there was one person in the world you HAD to have sex with in front of your mother
Who would it be?
I mean if all of humanity was wiped out in a tragedy of some sort disease etc
And you had to procreate to save the human race and it was only you your mother and this person left on earth who would it be?

The truth or dare thread reminded me of this question, I was at a party last year and some girl got asked this question, I thought it was a pretty good question

This is simply a question of 'who would you be prepared to ride in front of your mother?' The circumstances are incedental and it's a completely dumb-ass question. Perhap's if it was a question of "who wouldn't you ride in front of your mother even if all humanity depended on it?" the answer would be more telling.

Dirk Gently

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

I'd do it with Sandra Bullock. But then I am picky.

Actually Sandra bullock would get the nod over CSG. Sorry csg. You could play the part of my mother though and tell me what to do, even join in if you want.

r3nu4l

LikeOhMyGawd! wrote:

This is simply a question of 'who would you be prepared to ride in front of your mother?' The circumstances are incedental and it's a completely dumb-ass question. Perhap's if it was a question of "who wouldn't you ride in front of your mother even if all humanity depended on it?" the answer would be more telling.

No, this is simply a question of having a bit of fun, not serious debate :rolleyes:

Edit:

clown bag wrote:

I take it your GF reads boards and you just earned some major brownie points there

Actually no, she thinks boards is a waste of time* but thanks for the tip, will try to get her to register


*but it's miiiiiinnnnnneeeee, yeah, it's my favourite waste of time...to paraphrase George Harrison!

stovelid

Maybe you should just shag somebody in front of your ma and get it over with?

coolsmileygirl wrote:

If there was one person in the world you HAD to have sex with in front of your mother
Who would it be?

Agent Smith

Yook wrote:

You, so you could explain to my mother afterwards it was all your idea.

best reply ever....

Anto McC

It'd probably be easier telling you who i wouldnt have sex with than who i would

I couldnt do it in front of my ma,i just couldnt!!

She'd tell me im doing it wrong anyway

JustCoz

It would have to be Ryan Phillipe for me, well worth the embarrassment!

InFront

If it was for to ensure the survival of humankind, I think my ma would MAKE me do it with any girl whatsoever, even a heroin junkie from the liberties... my ma wants grandchildren something awful.

Another interesting question would be:

If your mother was the last woman on earth, and was of child bearing ability, who would you allow her have sex with to further humanity? Icky question.

Bags not answering it!:D

LikeOhMyGawd!

LikeOhMyGawd! wrote:

This is simply a question of 'who would you be prepared to ride in front of your mother?' The circumstances are incedental and it's a completely dumb-ass question. Perhap's if it was a question of "who wouldn't you ride in front of your mother even if all humanity depended on it?" the answer would be more telling.

If people wanna answer this too, then thats grand it was just a mad question I heard once and thought it would make a funny thread:D

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

InFront wrote:

If your mother was the last woman on earth, and was of child bearing ability, who would you allow her have sex with to further humanity? Icky question.

Bags not answering it!:D

There's a thread over in philosophy which just about sums this thread up.... Is humanity relly that important?

Chinafoot

What I want to know is, if everyone else has been wiped out then surely there's plenty of space for your mother to bog off for a while when you do the nasty?

monkeyfudge

peachypants wrote:

What I want to know is, if everyone else has been wiped out then surely there's plenty of space for your mother to bog off for a while when you do the nasty?

I'm guessing the planet is destroyed in a manner similiar to Planet X in the cartoon featuring your avatar there.

xha1r

Hey,

Everyone seems to make quite a fuss of CSG. Is there a pic of her/you anywhere I could see what it's all about?

Aisling(",)

Can ya have 2 ppl please!!!!!!
well im taking 2 with me
Pete Doherty and Chad Michael Murray!!!!

the_syco

Angelina Jolie. She being only about 4 or 5 years older than me also helps:cool:

smemon

i suppose this was the choice adam was given:

it's her or else you destroy the world i wonder what eve looked like?

Chinafoot

monkeyfudge wrote:

I'm guessing the planet is destroyed in a manner similiar to Planet X in the cartoon featuring your avatar there.

Well surely she could, ya know.....face the other way!