Farting!

Anto McC · 13-06-2006 10:36PM

Anytime when nobody is around,it must always be silent,i find loud farts repulsive,in fact i even find the word repulsive and i cant understand how anyone can find humour in it!

Farting loudly is plain bad manners!

iFight · 13-06-2006 10:37PM

anytime as long as its silent

Anto McC wrote:

Anytime when nobody is around,it must always be silent,i find loud farts repulsive,in fact i even find the word repulsive and i cant understand how anyone can find humour in it!

Farting loudly is plain bad manners!

But if nobody is around how does it make a difference?

Anto McC · 13-06-2006 10:39PM

iFight wrote:

But if nobody is around how does it make a difference?

Because it's basic manners,just like picking your nose is,just because no one else is in the room doesnt make it any less bad manners!

pclancy · 13-06-2006 10:41PM

not in bed but anywhere else

Some people like farts, some dont. No harm really.

I love farting in the morning but have often nearly exploded through having to hold in it while shes in bed....wouldnt do it to people i dont know

Anyone ever notice how much fart ammo there is after a night of sex?

youcancallmeal · 13-06-2006 10:49PM

never

I just farted

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 13-06-2006 10:54PM

anytime as long as its silent

pclancy wrote:

Some people like farts

wtf? what's there to like?
Some knacker-bag farts beside you on the bus... so you smile, sniff it and give him a high-five?

Ciaran500 · 13-06-2006 11:02PM

in the toilet

Anto McC wrote:

Because it's basic manners,just like picking your nose is,just because no one else is in the room doesnt make it any less bad manners!

Jesus, I can't believe some people are so anal that they don't allow themselves to fart loudly, ever.

EDIT: No pun intended

InFront · 13-06-2006 11:04PM

Farting, burping, nosepicking, peeing, snoring, its all the one, and if it must be done then let it be done quickly and quietly, or out of earshot! After all, it is minging

Tar.Aldarion · 13-06-2006 11:05PM

Anto McC wrote:

Because it's basic manners,just like picking your nose is,just because no one else is in the room doesnt make it any less bad manners!

Dear lord. How large is that rod?

Pigman II · 13-06-2006 11:08PM

not in bed but anywhere else

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

o you smile, sniff it and give him a high-five?

Of course not. First you have to wait for them to raise their palm in order to indicate you are included in the celebrations.

Otherwise you're just being incredibly rude!

Sparky · 13-06-2006 11:09PM

never

At times, silent. But you always like the smell of your own brand, its just a matter of how good you are at saying "It wasn't me" when asked

Call Me Jimmy · 13-06-2006 11:10PM

Ah cmon now people, girls don't fart, it just doesn't make sense??!! Can any of you honestly tell me ye can imagine a girl farting? Get real.

Pigman II · 13-06-2006 11:12PM

not in bed but anywhere else

Yep, I can. In fact I can even imagine a girl following through.

Ciaran500 · 13-06-2006 11:13PM

in the toilet

Call Me Jimmy wrote:

Ah cmon now people, girls don't fart, it just doesn't make sense??!! Can any of you honestly tell me ye can imagine a girl farting? Get real.

Pfft, there's even websites dedicated to it. Yes I'm serious.

Anto McC · 13-06-2006 11:14PM

Ciaran500 wrote:

Jesus, I can't believe some people are so anal that they don't allow themselves to fart loudly, ever.

Im sorry you feel that way,i like to think of myself as mannerly so therefore i dont ever do it loudly,its the way i was raised,i realise this isnt for some people but it's how i am!

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Dear lord. How large is that rod?

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 13-06-2006 11:15PM

anytime as long as its silent

Farting & following through girls should stay where they belong - scat porn.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 13-06-2006 11:16PM

anytime as long as its silent

Anto McC wrote:

He means the rod up your ass.
Terribly vulgar I know.

Anto McC · 13-06-2006 11:20PM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

He means the rod up your ass.
Terribly vulgar I know.

Ah right yeah!
How do i reply to that - less said the better i suppose

Terry · 13-06-2006 11:24PM

not in bed but anywhere else

you can't be mannerly if your name is anto. it makes as much sense as the chewbacca defence.

InFront · 13-06-2006 11:27PM

Has anyone ever farted during sex? I cant imagine it going down well. The whole affair should be made entirely illegal (the farting not the sex)

irlrobins · 13-06-2006 11:31PM

InFront wrote:

Has anyone ever farted during sex?

Well there's fanny farts! But yea, one time she let one rip during sex. Funny feeling to have wind blowing across your nut sack.

Anyway OP, if you can't fart in the toilet where can you fart? I think she's being unreasonable. Next she'll be asking you to shit in a toilet that's not at home in case she smells it.

I think you're being very considerate as it is. Once me and gf got over the "getting to know each other stage" nothing was stopping me from my morning ritual of tooting as I wake.

Duckjob · 13-06-2006 11:39PM

My favorite are those little 'parps' that slip out while emptying a full bladder in the morning. Nobody should be denied the pleasure of those...

thebaz · 13-06-2006 11:48PM

in general it seams to me that males fart more than females , certainly more openly ... in my last serious relationship .. we were get steamy on our 2nd date after a bellyfull of beer .. and she let one rip .. she didn't bat an eylid ... and got back to more serious business ... the prim and proper ones don't seam to have this attitude or a better constitution ... she continued to blast openly throughout our long relationship .. history now..

The Bollox · 14-06-2006 12:21AM

not in bed but anywhere else

what is so wrong with farting? we all do it. I mean we shouldn't chew food or gum with our mouths open, but foes that stop you when you are walking around? no. oh and dog farts are the worst! they STINK! but are hi-larious

actually talking about hi-larious, the funniest Scare At Bedtime I ever watched was one with some chick who had some bowel problem, I can't remember what it was called, chronic something. anyway I pissed myself watching it, does anyone know of the episode which I am talking about?

Kinetic^ · 14-06-2006 12:24AM

not in bed but anywhere else

I'm male and yes I fart but it's mainly down to my high protein diet. I tend to do it anywhere except when I'm in the office when I don't do it at all.

Funny story, one of my mates (and yes it was a mate and not me) was on the receiving end of oral and he farted in the girl's face........how's that for a facial!!!!!!

qz · 14-06-2006 12:26AM

not in bed but anywhere else

Male - fart anywhere so long as its not in the company of sexy sexy women.

Rb · 14-06-2006 12:26AM

I'd have to go for "Any time when nobody is around" but would extend it to "any time when nobody is around or shall be for the expected duration of the smell(should there be one)".
I can't stand when someone passes wind when I'm around, find it absolutely disgusting and extremely inconsiderate (as well as extremely rude/unmannerly).
What I hate even more is those smug f*cks who'll gladly do it with people around and then laugh at it, or act as though they've just conquered some great achievement. I think if someone accidentally does it, fair enough, an apology/excuse me would be fine, but doing it purposely is sick.
Saying its not to be done in the bathroom is a bit much though, it has to be done somewhere and the bathrooms the best place for it 'cause if SouthPark has taught us anything, it's that holding it in for too long leads to self-combustion.

Rb · 14-06-2006 12:32AM

Marts wrote:

oh and dog farts are the worst! they STINK! but are hi-larious

Lol, I'd have to agree with that! When my old dog had eaten, a gentle* squeeze on his stomach and he'd let one rip...absolutely priceless and provided many hours of laughs.

*Extremely gentle...I don't hurt animals

The_B_Man · 14-06-2006 12:44AM

anytime as long as its silent

I once farted and burped at the same time! true story.

the Guru · 14-06-2006 12:55AM

not in bed but anywhere else

That is the funniest thread, I have seen in a long time, Just let it rip. I usually wait a few months or so before I start farting in a relationship, after that there's no stopping me.

Farting!

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