Doing the dirt on someone with a Mermaid

Brian Capture · 10-06-2006 03:27PM #1

A few years ago I was on holidays at a hot Mediterranean resort. Myself and my girlfriend were standing waist high in the water when a mermaid swam up to me and gave me a blow job.
My girlfriend never saw a thing even though she was standing just feet away. Should i tell her about the mermaid or do you think this will ruin our relationship?

Ruu_Old · 10-06-2006 03:29PM

Wow..just..wow

Brian Capture · 10-06-2006 03:30PM

It was steaming hot on the island.
I think I may have been buggered by a minotaur also (not my fault)

eiretamicha · 10-06-2006 03:31PM

nesf · 10-06-2006 03:31PM

Moved to the Cuckoo's Nest. You'll like it there.

Rhyme · 10-06-2006 03:31PM

Tom Hanks?

the Shades · 10-06-2006 03:31PM

I think she may be more concerned with how a mythological creature could do anything like that.

BMH · 10-06-2006 03:31PM

Ah, I had believed his other thread =(
Kind of ruins it now that i know it isn't real.

homah_7ft · 10-06-2006 03:32PM

I pity the fool who believed.

Mossy Monk · 10-06-2006 03:51PM

sexy

projectmayhem · 10-06-2006 08:35PM

brian capture == member of the decade (so far)

Victor · 10-06-2006 11:42PM

Its not doing the dirt if its a different species. Sick maybe ....

Dampsquid · 11-06-2006 12:41AM

This brian guy is a fūcking idiot

biko · 11-06-2006 01:06AM

I sooo get the feeling Brian Capture is a re-spawn/troll/idiot/ all the above etc...

Demetrius · 11-06-2006 03:09PM

biko wrote:

I sooo get the feeling Brian Capture is a re-spawn/troll/idiot/ all the above etc...

That would be my job.

Capt'n Midnight · 11-06-2006 07:03PM

[insert]seamen joke[/insert]

Sparky · 11-06-2006 11:52PM

insert seamen

Shabadu · 01-07-2006 05:11PM

I like Brian's threads. They add some much needed lulz. What decent threads have the rest of you shower come up with?

01-07-2006 06:17PM

Rhyme wrote:

Tom Hanks?

WILSON !

Capt'n Midnight · 01-07-2006 07:20PM

Rhyme · 01-07-2006 07:31PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

WILSON !

homah_7ft · 27-07-2006 10:49PM

Ah this thread takes me back. Not very far mind. Interesting putting mind at the end of a sentence like that. Not very interesting mind.

Lust4Life · 27-07-2006 11:20PM

But, Brian, everybody knows that the Mythical Mermades are Human on the top Half.

The REAL Mermaids are FISH on the top half.:eek:

L4L

Rhyme · 27-07-2006 11:33PM

Lust4Life wrote:

But, Brian, everybody knows that the Mythical Mermades are Human on the top Half.

The REAL Mermaids are FISH on the top half.:eek:

L4L

Worst. Mermaid. Ever.

Still, it would be worth much lulz.

Lust4Life · 27-07-2006 11:37PM

But it makes sense, really! That is, if you don't plan on kissing her.

Rhyme · 27-07-2006 11:40PM

Cold, clammy lips... like wet spaghetti.

*Shudders*

Lust4Life · 27-07-2006 11:42PM

She wouldn't just lay there in bed.:p

Rhyme · 27-07-2006 11:45PM

Nah, she'd be flopping around gasping.

Not the most erotic of encounters... as so my inclination.

Lust4Life · 28-07-2006 12:22AM

You have as warped an imagination as I do!
I like that in a guy!:p

Sparky · 28-07-2006 01:12AM

Brian Capture wrote:

A few years ago I was on holidays at a hot Mediterranean resort. Myself and my girlfriend were standing waist high in the water when a mermaid swam up to me and gave me a blow job.
My girlfriend never saw a thing even though she was standing just feet away. Should i tell her about the mermaid or do you think this will ruin our relationship?

Was her name Ariel?

spacecoyote · 28-07-2006 07:13AM

I once had a girlfriend who i tried to get to do that...she just seemed to give up halfway through though...i wonder if they ever found her

Doing the dirt on someone with a Mermaid

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