Doing the dirt on someone with a Mermaid

Brian Capture

A few years ago I was on holidays at a hot Mediterranean resort. Myself and my girlfriend were standing waist high in the water when a mermaid swam up to me and gave me a blow job.
My girlfriend never saw a thing even though she was standing just feet away. Should i tell her about the mermaid or do you think this will ruin our relationship?

Ruu_Old

Wow..just..wow

Brian Capture

It was steaming hot on the island.
I think I may have been buggered by a minotaur also (not my fault)

eiretamicha

nesf

Moved to the Cuckoo's Nest. You'll like it there.

Rhyme

Tom Hanks?

the Shades

I think she may be more concerned with how a mythological creature could do anything like that.

BMH

Ah, I had believed his other thread =(
Kind of ruins it now that i know it isn't real.

homah_7ft

I pity the fool who believed.

Mossy Monk

sexy

projectmayhem

brian capture == member of the decade (so far)

Victor

Its not doing the dirt if its a different species. Sick maybe ....

Dampsquid

This brian guy is a fūcking idiot

biko

I sooo get the feeling Brian Capture is a re-spawn/troll/idiot/ all the above etc...

Demetrius

biko wrote:

I sooo get the feeling Brian Capture is a re-spawn/troll/idiot/ all the above etc...

That would be my job.

Capt'n Midnight

[insert]seamen joke[/insert]

Sparky

insert seamen

Shabadu

I like Brian's threads. They add some much needed lulz. What decent threads have the rest of you shower come up with?

Black Swan

Rhyme wrote:

Tom Hanks?

WILSON !

Capt'n Midnight

Rhyme

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

WILSON !

homah_7ft

Ah this thread takes me back. Not very far mind. Interesting putting mind at the end of a sentence like that. Not very interesting mind.

Lust4Life

But, Brian, everybody knows that the Mythical Mermades are Human on the top Half.

The REAL Mermaids are FISH on the top half.:eek:

L4L

Rhyme

Lust4Life wrote:

But, Brian, everybody knows that the Mythical Mermades are Human on the top Half.

The REAL Mermaids are FISH on the top half.:eek:

L4L

Worst. Mermaid. Ever.

Still, it would be worth much lulz.

Lust4Life

But it makes sense, really! That is, if you don't plan on kissing her.

Rhyme

Cold, clammy lips... like wet spaghetti.

*Shudders*

Lust4Life

She wouldn't just lay there in bed.:p

Rhyme

Nah, she'd be flopping around gasping.

Not the most erotic of encounters... as so my inclination.

Lust4Life

You have as warped an imagination as I do!
I like that in a guy!:p

Sparky

Brian Capture wrote:

A few years ago I was on holidays at a hot Mediterranean resort. Myself and my girlfriend were standing waist high in the water when a mermaid swam up to me and gave me a blow job.
My girlfriend never saw a thing even though she was standing just feet away. Should i tell her about the mermaid or do you think this will ruin our relationship?

Was her name Ariel?

spacecoyote

I once had a girlfriend who i tried to get to do that...she just seemed to give up halfway through though...i wonder if they ever found her

Rhyme

Sparky-s wrote:

Was her name Ariel?

...tickly beard and giant man-nipples.

layke

Lust4Life wrote:

But, Brian, everybody knows that the Mythical Mermades are Human on the top Half.

The REAL Mermaids are FISH on the top half.:eek:

L4L

I saw it already on rotten.com years back.

PCRed

How do you know it wasn't a murman!!

Then ya'd be a murman lovin puffty

Victor

Sparky-s wrote:

Was her name Ariel?

Ariel?

homah_7ft

Was he a whale?

Capt'n Midnight

Did you tell the mermaid about the girlfriend ?