A friend has just told me he has an Action Man stuck up his hole and cant get it out

Brian Capture · 10-06-2006 10:07AM #1

The Extreme Climber model i believe
There's a picture of that particular model attached.

Anyone know how he could remove the greatest hero of them all?

Mossy Monk · 10-06-2006 10:08AM

how in the name of christ would someone get an action man stup up his hole

pervert

TerrorFirmer · 10-06-2006 10:09AM

Must have been one hell of an extreme climb up there

Brian Capture · 10-06-2006 10:09AM

He's already tried tying a rope around Action Man's hand and tying the other end to his front door and slamming it..no joy.. arm is the only thing seeing daylight..like a triumphant raised fist

Brian Capture · 10-06-2006 10:10AM

Mossy Monk wrote:

how in the name of christ would someone get an action man stup up his hole

pervert

It's an Action Man!.

I'd say he's climbed through many a dark cave.

10-06-2006 10:14AM

In a book I saw once it said some person had had several jeweller's knives (small ones I suppose) removed...all at once...

And lightbulbs
Aie

Plug · 10-06-2006 10:16AM

How did he get it stuck up there in the first place?:rolleyes:

Brother To God · 10-06-2006 10:16AM

Could he not cut off the arm and leave the rest ,just live with it?
Maybe he should go to the hospital to have that done though!!
Did he "fall" on action man? or did action man "fall" on him?

mike65 · 10-06-2006 10:17AM

and its still only saturday morning!

Mike.

Pompey Magnus · 10-06-2006 10:17AM

I guess he could send GI Joe in after him.

scojones · 10-06-2006 10:19AM

If you put a lightbulb in your mouth don't your jaws lock?

qz · 10-06-2006 10:21AM

Let's find out! We've the whole day ahead of us!

Plug · 10-06-2006 10:26AM

Poor action man...I feel so sorry for him:(

Dave! · 10-06-2006 10:33AM

hehe... Just tell him to have a poo.

Plug · 10-06-2006 10:34AM

Best idea so far;)

funky penguin · 10-06-2006 10:35AM

Action man's all... knobbly.

Surely there was something more anally friendly he could have used.

Anyway, doctor ftw.

wheres me jumpa · 10-06-2006 10:38AM

We have all thought about shoving an action man up our ar**s at one stage or another. For those of us who gave in some were lucky others got stuck in the mud.....excuse the pun!

Brian Capture · 10-06-2006 10:39AM

He has sent his mother out to buy laxatives and prune juice.

I don't think he has told her the real reason why he wants them.

I probably should go over there but I am in Sallynoggin and he is in Dun Laoghaire so there is the distance factor.

He mentioned trying to give himself an enema with a garden hose.

qz · 10-06-2006 10:39AM

Would a barbie not have been, less aggressive on the ass?

Dave! · 10-06-2006 10:39AM

funky penguin wrote:

Action man's all... knobbly.

Surely there was something more anally friendly he could have used.

Anyway, doctor ftw.

You got any suggestions for what he should use next time? From experience?

</set trap>

hehehehehehe

Pigman II · 10-06-2006 10:40AM

Brian Capture wrote:

Anyone know how he could remove the greatest hero of them all?

It's obvious. Take a Laxon, Man!

http://www.herbsofmexico.com/price_list1.asp

Raiser · 10-06-2006 10:44AM

He got lucky that it was only the Extreme Climber Model - could have been the below model :eek:

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KevIRL · 10-06-2006 10:49AM

LOL funniest thread title ive seen in a long time

OctavarIan · 10-06-2006 10:58AM

Raiser wrote:

He got lucky that it was only the Extreme Climber Model - could have been the below model :eek:

Or this one. This one means business. Knife, breathing apparatus and all, he's in it for the long run.

action%20man%2000875.jpg

Brian Capture · 10-06-2006 10:58AM

He has taken the laxatives and prune juice.
His mother has gone shopping so he is alone in the house.

He's keen to try the enema if he has no success with the laxatives. He'll need help with though. I suggested that goes outside and asks a passer-by to assist with the hose.

homah_7ft · 10-06-2006 11:07AM

Only in After Hours. All is right with the world.

Pepe LeFrits · 10-06-2006 11:13AM

So Brian, is your head still stuck in a fence or did you escape?

10-06-2006 11:14AM

Depeche_Mode wrote:

I guess he could send GI Joe in after him.

Heh heh...

OP, is he lying down or what?

Terry · 10-06-2006 11:16AM

hmm. which tv show to go with...

a great adventure is waiting for youi ahead, hurry onwards action man, or you will soon be dead

"doctor, you're not going to believe how this happened"

Raiser · 10-06-2006 11:21AM

OctavarIan wrote:

Or this one. This one means business. Knife, breathing apparatus and all, he's in it for the long run.

action%20man%2000875.jpg

:eek: With that knife and those flippers he would have no problem making it past the Small Intestine and the whole way up to the Duodenum :eek: Is Action Man on any known mission or is he AWOL ?

macroman · 10-06-2006 11:27AM

Brian Capture wrote:

He has taken the laxatives and prune juice.
His mother has gone shopping so he is alone in the house.

He's keen to try the enema if he has no success with the laxatives. He'll need help with though. I suggested that goes outside and asks a passer-by to assist with the hose.

how would he get that up there with the action man taking up residence :cool:

A friend has just told me he has an Action Man stuck up his hole and cant get it out

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