A friend has just told me he has an Action Man stuck up his hole and cant get it out

Brian Capture

The Extreme Climber model i believe
There's a picture of that particular model attached.

Anyone know how he could remove the greatest hero of them all?

Mossy Monk

how in the name of christ would someone get an action man stup up his hole

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TerrorFirmer

Must have been one hell of an extreme climb up there

Brian Capture

He's already tried tying a rope around Action Man's hand and tying the other end to his front door and slamming it..no joy.. arm is the only thing seeing daylight..like a triumphant raised fist

Brian Capture

Mossy Monk wrote:

how in the name of christ would someone get an action man stup up his hole

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It's an Action Man!.

I'd say he's climbed through many a dark cave.

In a book I saw once it said some person had had several jeweller's knives (small ones I suppose) removed...all at once...
And lightbulbs
Aie

Plug

How did he get it stuck up there in the first place?:rolleyes:

Brother To God

Could he not cut off the arm and leave the rest ,just live with it?
Maybe he should go to the hospital to have that done though!!
Did he "fall" on action man? or did action man "fall" on him?

mike65

and its still only saturday morning!

Mike.

Pompey Magnus

I guess he could send GI Joe in after him.

scojones

If you put a lightbulb in your mouth don't your jaws lock?

qz

Let's find out! We've the whole day ahead of us!

Plug

Poor action man...I feel so sorry for him:(

Dave!

hehe... Just tell him to have a poo.

Plug

Best idea so far;)

funky penguin

Action man's all... knobbly.

Surely there was something more anally friendly he could have used.

Anyway, doctor ftw.

wheres me jumpa

We have all thought about shoving an action man up our ar**s at one stage or another. For those of us who gave in some were lucky others got stuck in the mud.....excuse the pun!

Brian Capture

He has sent his mother out to buy laxatives and prune juice.

I don't think he has told her the real reason why he wants them.

I probably should go over there but I am in Sallynoggin and he is in Dun Laoghaire so there is the distance factor.

He mentioned trying to give himself an enema with a garden hose.

qz

Would a barbie not have been, less aggressive on the ass?

Dave!

funky penguin wrote:

Action man's all... knobbly.

Surely there was something more anally friendly he could have used.

Anyway, doctor ftw.

You got any suggestions for what he should use next time? From experience?

</set trap>

hehehehehehe

Pigman II

Brian Capture wrote:

Anyone know how he could remove the greatest hero of them all?

It's obvious. Take a Laxon, Man!

http://www.herbsofmexico.com/price_list1.asp

Raiser

He got lucky that it was only the Extreme Climber Model - could have been the below model :eek:

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KevIRL

LOL funniest thread title ive seen in a long time

OctavarIan

Raiser wrote:

He got lucky that it was only the Extreme Climber Model - could have been the below model :eek:

Or this one. This one means business. Knife, breathing apparatus and all, he's in it for the long run.

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Brian Capture

He has taken the laxatives and prune juice.
His mother has gone shopping so he is alone in the house.

He's keen to try the enema if he has no success with the laxatives. He'll need help with though. I suggested that goes outside and asks a passer-by to assist with the hose.

homah_7ft

Only in After Hours. All is right with the world.

Pepe LeFrits

So Brian, is your head still stuck in a fence or did you escape?

Depeche_Mode

Depeche_Mode wrote:

I guess he could send GI Joe in after him.

Heh heh...

OP, is he lying down or what?

Terry

hmm. which tv show to go with...


a great adventure is waiting for youi ahead, hurry onwards action man, or you will soon be dead

"doctor, you're not going to believe how this happened"

Raiser

OctavarIan wrote:

Or this one. This one means business. Knife, breathing apparatus and all, he's in it for the long run.

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:eek: With that knife and those flippers he would have no problem making it past the Small Intestine and the whole way up to the Duodenum :eek: Is Action Man on any known mission or is he AWOL ?

macroman

Brian Capture wrote:

He has taken the laxatives and prune juice.
His mother has gone shopping so he is alone in the house.

He's keen to try the enema if he has no success with the laxatives. He'll need help with though. I suggested that goes outside and asks a passer-by to assist with the hose.

how would he get that up there with the action man taking up residence :cool:

Endurance Man

Boards will be a better place without the op.

Ciaran500

Yeah good idea, lets ban anyone that tries to be funny ¬_¬

YeatsCounty

Best. Thread. Title. Ever.

As for a solution to this problem, tell your friend to eat a lot of food for the next few hours. That combined with the laxatives should see him make quite a significant "deposit" and hopefully Action Man will find it too much for him.

Or he could just stick a Dr. X figurine up there and let them battle it out until Action Man completes his mission (whatever that is!).

Supercell

Three Dulco-Lax then wait for them to work their magic in a few hours, Action Man will become Flash Gordon.

He will spend all of tonight/tomorrow on the jacks though, less embarissing than a trip to the A&E I suppose.

Bodhidharma

If i had an action figure up my hole, the last thing i would do is eat a lot or take a laxative.

The thing isn't going to come out because a turd is pushing it. You could do more damage that way. You could blow up like an overinflated watwer baloon.

I'd get some lubrication and somebody i trust with small hands.

BMH

Yeah, I can't imagine poo pushing it out. Unless the shpincter is closed around it, and you want to yank it out while it opens for a dump. I wouldn't really imagine exploding as opposed to the poo getting "filtered" by Action Man.

Dave!

I think it'd be a good idea to get some handy person to stick a screwdriver up there and try to disassemble action man whilst he (action man) is IN the colon. Then you can take him out limb by limb, thereby not tearing the ass to bits

Plug

He could try and take a few poppers:D

raheny red

qz wrote:

Would a barbie not have been, less aggressive on the ass?

Nah, too hairy

Rhyme

When i saw the thread title and the little symbol that says 'attachments' i really didnt want to click...

I'm weak.

Go to the doctor... or take him out piece by piece.

Riamfada

What he needs is a good build up behind there . Find away of creating some sort of pressure inside the colon before getting him to bend over and shoot the poor plastic sucker into the summer sky

YeAh!

Rhyme wrote:

When i saw the thread title and the little symbol that says 'attachments' i really didnt want to click...

I'm weak.

Go to the doctor... or take him out piece by piece.

Sounds like doctor is only option!, jees imagine the embarressment!

Degsy

Brian Capture wrote:

The Extreme Climber model i believe
There's a picture of that particular model attached.

Anyone know how he could remove the greatest hero of them all?

Go away out of that ya big spoofer ya!!;)

Nevyn

Not really drs are used to this type of things.

Really when will people learn that if they are going to indulge in anal play to use something that was desgined with that in mind or at least something that don't dissapear and get lodges up there.

I would say a hot bath and some lube and if that doesn't work then it is a trip to the hospital cos other wise he will wreck his rectum or tear the passage way so much so he could need stiches.

Well at least it was an action man and not an transformer, robots in disguisel; what a cunny disguise no it is not a anal dildo tis Analnus Prime.

Riamfada

You could say that Action Man is going to tear him a new A-hole !

Degsy

Grimes wrote:

You could say that Action Man is going to tear him a new A-hole !

Jesus wept....

BMH

Or...you could give it a good shove into the large intestine and let digestion work its wierd and wonderful ways.


Send an email to whoever runs that goatse site...I'd say they know.
(If you don't know what it is, don't look for it.
Seriously.)

Setun

Brian Capture wrote:

A friend has just told me he has an Action Man stuck up his hole and cant get it out

Yeah... A friend...

Only in the Noggin, eh?

MrJoeSoap

Funniest thread title ever.

BMH

Daddio wrote:

Yeah... A friend...

Only in the Noggin, eh?

Good point, if I had sent a toy on an adventure like that, I wouldn't ring up my friends with the details...