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A friend has just told me he has an Action Man stuck up his hole and cant get it out

  • 10-06-2006 10:07AM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    The Extreme Climber model i believe
    There's a picture of that particular model attached.

    Anyone know how he could remove the greatest hero of them all?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    how in the name of christ would someone get an action man stup up his hole

    pervert


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Must have been one hell of an extreme climb up there


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    He's already tried tying a rope around Action Man's hand and tying the other end to his front door and slamming it..no joy.. arm is the only thing seeing daylight..like a triumphant raised fist


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    how in the name of christ would someone get an action man stup up his hole

    pervert

    It's an Action Man!.

    I'd say he's climbed through many a dark cave.


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Ryker Unimportant Spoon


    In a book I saw once it said some person had had several jeweller's knives (small ones I suppose) removed...all at once... :|
    And lightbulbs
    Aie


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    How did he get it stuck up there in the first place?:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Brother To God


    Could he not cut off the arm and leave the rest ,just live with it?
    Maybe he should go to the hospital to have that done though!!
    Did he "fall" on action man? or did action man "fall" on him?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    and its still only saturday morning!

    Mike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I guess he could send GI Joe in after him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    If you put a lightbulb in your mouth don't your jaws lock?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Let's find out! We've the whole day ahead of us!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Poor action man...I feel so sorry for him:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    hehe... Just tell him to have a poo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Best idea so far;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Action man's all... knobbly.

    Surely there was something more anally friendly he could have used.

    Anyway, doctor ftw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    We have all thought about shoving an action man up our ar**s at one stage or another. For those of us who gave in some were lucky others got stuck in the mud.....excuse the pun!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    He has sent his mother out to buy laxatives and prune juice.

    I don't think he has told her the real reason why he wants them.

    I probably should go over there but I am in Sallynoggin and he is in Dun Laoghaire so there is the distance factor.

    He mentioned trying to give himself an enema with a garden hose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Would a barbie not have been, less aggressive on the ass?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Action man's all... knobbly.

    Surely there was something more anally friendly he could have used.

    Anyway, doctor ftw.
    You got any suggestions for what he should use next time? From experience?

    </set trap>

    hehehehehehe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Anyone know how he could remove the greatest hero of them all?

    It's obvious. Take a Laxon, Man!

    http://www.herbsofmexico.com/price_list1.asp


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Raiser


    He got lucky that it was only the Extreme Climber Model - could have been the below model :eek:

    jeepfront.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,190 ✭✭✭✭KevIRL


    LOL funniest thread title ive seen in a long time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭OctavarIan


    Raiser wrote:
    He got lucky that it was only the Extreme Climber Model - could have been the below model :eek:

    Or this one. This one means business. Knife, breathing apparatus and all, he's in it for the long run.

    action%20man%2000875.jpg


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    He has taken the laxatives and prune juice.
    His mother has gone shopping so he is alone in the house.

    He's keen to try the enema if he has no success with the laxatives. He'll need help with though. I suggested that goes outside and asks a passer-by to assist with the hose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,137 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Only in After Hours. All is right with the world.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    So Brian, is your head still stuck in a fence or did you escape?


  • Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I guess he could send GI Joe in after him.

    Heh heh...

    OP, is he lying down or what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,065 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    hmm. which tv show to go with...


    a great adventure is waiting for youi ahead, hurry onwards action man, or you will soon be dead

    "doctor, you're not going to believe how this happened"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Raiser


    OctavarIan wrote:
    Or this one. This one means business. Knife, breathing apparatus and all, he's in it for the long run.

    action%20man%2000875.jpg

    :eek: With that knife and those flippers he would have no problem making it past the Small Intestine and the whole way up to the Duodenum :eek: Is Action Man on any known mission or is he AWOL ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭macroman


    He has taken the laxatives and prune juice.
    His mother has gone shopping so he is alone in the house.

    He's keen to try the enema if he has no success with the laxatives. He'll need help with though. I suggested that goes outside and asks a passer-by to assist with the hose.

    how would he get that up there with the action man taking up residence :cool:


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