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Dermington · 09-06-2006 11:44PM #1

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???

PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

BMH · 09-06-2006 11:47PM

Drink + internet forums...
A bad, bad, combination.

county · 09-06-2006 11:48PM

bad night on the ladies front tonight mate:)

18AD · 09-06-2006 11:49PM

I hear yah.

In my merry excitement a while back I decided to wish everyone in the streets (mainly O'Connell street) the best of luck with life and all that. Needless to say the vast minority of people actually responded in a positive light. I've been informed that one person threatened to stab me in the face

But my truely good natured self got away unscathed.

In retrospect I'm surprised I'm still alive.

scojones · 09-06-2006 11:50PM

It wasn't cause you're drunk, it was your "I shot JR" t-shirt.

funky penguin · 09-06-2006 11:52PM

.yspit ylthils m'I

*cih*

.hem fo egatnavda sekat ydobon epoh I

09-06-2006 11:52PM

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

Yes.

Stop drinking.

YeAh! · 09-06-2006 11:56PM

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???

PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

Bet you were staggering around the place!!

el rabitos · 10-06-2006 12:07AM

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???

PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

the important question here is, why the hell would u want to pay (at least) 15 quid or so, on 3 women...who u dont know...and your on ur way out the door?

unless these women had alcohol flavoured nipples, i dont see why anyone would offer what u did. you should be shot...preferably in brain...alot

davelerave · 10-06-2006 12:08AM

BMH wrote:

Drink + internet forums...
A bad, bad, combination.

cannabis + internet forums = good

Dave! · 10-06-2006 12:11AM

jayzis, the poor girls probably thought you were a psycho! They were probably expecting you to ask can you grab their bewbs in exchange for the drinks -- people don't normally just buy drinks for someone and walk off: there's always a catch

SpAcEd OuT · 10-06-2006 12:19AM

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???

PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

lol

tell us more

Terry · 10-06-2006 12:21AM

posting while drunk (fdunking) is never a good idea.
hit the sack.

Tusky · 10-06-2006 12:24AM

I would never offer to buy a girl a drink out of the blue...thats just weird. Specially if I was leaving.

Dave! · 10-06-2006 12:27AM

Tusky wrote:

I would never offer to buy a girl a drink out of the blue...thats just weird. Specially if I was leaving.

I think the OP has too much money...

Dermington, you can come out with me some night

We'll have a blast!

Rollo Tamasi · 10-06-2006 12:28AM

davelerave wrote:

cannabis + internet forums = good

oh yeah all the time. It's great hitting all the wrong keys and then reading back over what you typed and saying "ahh ****it, they'll know...they'll know...." SUBMIT

OP, have you tried these tactics in a gay bar? I bet your sucsess rate would soar.

Wertz · 10-06-2006 12:29AM

Of course none of the three lovely ladies at any time suspected that perhaps you were planning on spiking those same free drinks and that by "leaving" you actually meant "waiting outside in your van with the blacked out windows"

Ruu_Old · 10-06-2006 12:35AM

I am amazed you made it your computer to login and post this, take a bow buddy *claps* and lay off the aul drink

Rb · 10-06-2006 12:40AM

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???

PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

Since they didn't take you up on the offer, may I? I don't want any drinks right now though, but just transfer the money into my paypal account and I'll get a few the next night I'm out and I'll pm you and tell you how they went.

Sound good?

Hitchhiker's Guide to... · 10-06-2006 04:46AM

rb_ie wrote:

Since they didn't take you up on the offer, may I? I don't want any drinks right now though, but just transfer the money into my paypal account and I'll get a few the next night I'm out and I'll pm you and tell you how they went.

Sound good?

lol

Dermington · 10-06-2006 08:34AM

oh god :cool:

WhiteWashMan · 10-06-2006 09:57AM

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???

PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

believe it or not, people can refuse you for just no reason at all.

has nothing to do with you. you feel disappointed? are you sure youre not mixing that feeling up with being annoyed?

Pigman II · 10-06-2006 10:49AM

Why would they accept?

You were probably just making a generous (albeit falling around the place drunk) gesture alright despite what you assured them they probably suspected there was no such thing as a free lunch (or pint). Either that or they suspected you'd spiked them or worse still stuck your mickey in them beforehand.

Dave! · 10-06-2006 10:52AM

Pigman II wrote:

or worse still stuck your mickey in them beforehand.

It happens, I've been a victim myself

tSubh Dearg · 10-06-2006 11:01AM

funky penguin wrote:

.yspit ylthils m'I

*cih*

.hem fo egatnavda sekat ydobon epoh I

mmmm Advantageous penguin.

Rhyme · 10-06-2006 11:05AM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

mmmm Advantageous penguin.

He needs to lie down.

Wertz · 10-06-2006 11:51AM

WhiteWashMan wrote:

believe it or not, people can refuse you for just no reason at all.

has nothing to do with you. you feel disappointed? are you sure youre not mixing that feeling up with being annoyed?

Or perhaps frustrated?

Red Alert · 10-06-2006 12:04PM

Why would you bother when you could have just started a different sort of conversation

Rollo Tamasi · 10-06-2006 12:14PM

with the money you saved from buying the girls a drink you could have bought yourself a fake moustache and a cowboy hat...headed down to the George and scored freely there for the night.

Works 76% of the time 100% of the time.

Dermington · 10-06-2006 05:26PM

Well what I did instead to console myself was I walked into the health food shop in town and asked out the fine looking girl behind the counter and she said yes.

So all in all f*ck you stuck up bitches from last night!!!111oneoneone

me ftw... :cool:

scojones · 10-06-2006 05:30PM

Yay! Lets hope she isn't a complete nutjob.

drunk

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