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Dermington

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???



PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

BMH

Drink + internet forums...
A bad, bad, combination.

county

bad night on the ladies front tonight mate:)

18AD

I hear yah.

In my merry excitement a while back I decided to wish everyone in the streets (mainly O'Connell street) the best of luck with life and all that. Needless to say the vast minority of people actually responded in a positive light. I've been informed that one person threatened to stab me in the face But my truely good natured self got away unscathed.

In retrospect I'm surprised I'm still alive.

scojones

It wasn't cause you're drunk, it was your "I shot JR" t-shirt.

funky penguin

.yspit ylthils m'I

*cih*

.hem fo egatnavda sekat ydobon epoh I

Dermington

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

Yes.

Stop drinking.

YeAh!

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???



PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

Bet you were staggering around the place!!

el rabitos

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???



PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

the important question here is, why the hell would u want to pay (at least) 15 quid or so, on 3 women...who u dont know...and your on ur way out the door?

unless these women had alcohol flavoured nipples, i dont see why anyone would offer what u did. you should be shot...preferably in brain...alot

davelerave

BMH wrote:

Drink + internet forums...
A bad, bad, combination.

cannabis + internet forums = good

Dave!

jayzis, the poor girls probably thought you were a psycho! They were probably expecting you to ask can you grab their bewbs in exchange for the drinks -- people don't normally just buy drinks for someone and walk off: there's always a catch

SpAcEd OuT

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???



PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

lol

tell us more

Terry

posting while drunk (fdunking) is never a good idea.
hit the sack.

Tusky

I would never offer to buy a girl a drink out of the blue...thats just weird. Specially if I was leaving.

Dave!

Tusky wrote:

I would never offer to buy a girl a drink out of the blue...thats just weird. Specially if I was leaving.

I think the OP has too much money...

Dermington, you can come out with me some night We'll have a blast!

Rollo Tamasi

davelerave wrote:

cannabis + internet forums = good

oh yeah all the time. It's great hitting all the wrong keys and then reading back over what you typed and saying "ahh ****it, they'll know...they'll know...." SUBMIT

OP, have you tried these tactics in a gay bar? I bet your sucsess rate would soar.

Wertz

Of course none of the three lovely ladies at any time suspected that perhaps you were planning on spiking those same free drinks and that by "leaving" you actually meant "waiting outside in your van with the blacked out windows"

Ruu_Old

I am amazed you made it your computer to login and post this, take a bow buddy *claps* and lay off the aul drink

Rb

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???



PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

Since they didn't take you up on the offer, may I? I don't want any drinks right now though, but just transfer the money into my paypal account and I'll get a few the next night I'm out and I'll pm you and tell you how they went.

Sound good?

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

rb_ie wrote:

Since they didn't take you up on the offer, may I? I don't want any drinks right now though, but just transfer the money into my paypal account and I'll get a few the next night I'm out and I'll pm you and tell you how they went.

Sound good?

lol

Dermington

oh god :cool:

WhiteWashMan

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???



PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

believe it or not, people can refuse you for just no reason at all.

has nothing to do with you. you feel disappointed? are you sure youre not mixing that feeling up with being annoyed?

Pigman II

Why would they accept?

You were probably just making a generous (albeit falling around the place drunk) gesture alright despite what you assured them they probably suspected there was no such thing as a free lunch (or pint). Either that or they suspected you'd spiked them or worse still stuck your mickey in them beforehand.

Dave!

Pigman II wrote:

or worse still stuck your mickey in them beforehand.

It happens, I've been a victim myself

tSubh Dearg

funky penguin wrote:

.yspit ylthils m'I

*cih*

.hem fo egatnavda sekat ydobon epoh I

mmmm Advantageous penguin.

Rhyme

tSubh Dearg wrote:

mmmm Advantageous penguin.

He needs to lie down.

Wertz

WhiteWashMan wrote:

believe it or not, people can refuse you for just no reason at all.

has nothing to do with you. you feel disappointed? are you sure youre not mixing that feeling up with being annoyed?

Or perhaps frustrated?

Red Alert

Why would you bother when you could have just started a different sort of conversation

Rollo Tamasi

with the money you saved from buying the girls a drink you could have bought yourself a fake moustache and a cowboy hat...headed down to the George and scored freely there for the night.

Works 76% of the time 100% of the time.

Dermington

Well what I did instead to console myself was I walked into the health food shop in town and asked out the fine looking girl behind the counter and she said yes.

So all in all f*ck you stuck up bitches from last night!!!111oneoneone

me ftw... :cool:

scojones

Yay! Lets hope she isn't a complete nutjob.

Dermington

sjones wrote:

Yay! Lets hope she isn't a complete nutjob.

:eek:

Selik

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

None of the 3 made eye contact.

Is this what it is like when drunk people approach you?

I can still spell correctly when drunk but I feel disappointed seeing as I was only trying to be nice but my generosity was refused...

Any opinions???





PS: please dont ban me I'm just drunk.

STOP buying/offering to buy random chicks a drink! Is this the only way you can score? The only time I would buy a random chick a drink is after I've been chatting/snogging/whatever for a while and I know they're not just a scrounger.

Dermington

behold the knights of the hammer!!!!!111oneoneone :cool:

cournioni

Be like me... Don't get them a drink.

Stark

Dermington wrote:

Well what I did instead to console myself was I walked into the health food shop in town and asked out the fine looking girl behind the counter and she said yes.

Excellent.

Random purchases of green tea are cheaper than random purchases of alcohol.

Dermington

Stark wrote:

Excellent.

Random purchases of green tea are cheaper than random purchases of alcohol.

Soya milk actually :cool:

mwaa haa haa

Tha Gopher

BMH wrote:

Drink + internet forums...
A bad, bad, combination.

Ive always found copious amounts of alcohol mixed with a mobile that has the phone numbers of one or more attractive women to be a far worse combo tbh.

Ended up buying a load of offy drink for some 17 year old birds on a hazy drunken trip to the seaside Saturday. Damn bizatches disappeared soon after (we bought it for them with their money mind, we`re not fcukin stupid)

Still, great day, 1:30pm til 4am


Re buying drink for birds in the pub, few weeks ago was in Temple Bar, we arrived at 1:30 and the pub was closing by 2:30, so some serious intake was required in a short time. Anyway, when the bar was closing we found ourselves talking to some Swedish birds, one of whom was desperate for a drink. I still had a full bottle of WKD left and ran off to get it

"Here ya go, told ya Id get ya one"
*looks at it* "Did you put something in this?"

I dont know if she thought d thrown a quarter litre of raw vodka or 3 rohypnol in, either way its a feckin shockin question to ask

Dragan

Dermington wrote:

i offered 3 ladies drinks unconditionally tonight.,..they had fresh drinks in front of them so they refused...I told them they were unconditional and that I was leaving but I wanted to be generous and they refused...

You just need to understand that most girls will be cautious of anyone offering them free booze...espcially booze that they have not seen served themselves.

Besides, if you were drunk i imagine you just reminded them of every other drunken guy in the place.

Tha Gopher

Dragan wrote:

You just need to understand that most girls will be cautious of anyone offering them free booze...espcially booze that they have not seen served themselves.

Besides, if you were drunk i imagine you just reminded them of every other drunken guy in the place.

See the post above

Damn rapists with their pills, they give good, decent people like me who simply want to get the girl rubbered drunk a bad name......

Dermington

Still though great night.

I'm a bit stuck on how to proceed with this girl though.

Do I text her now or wait until the weekend?

Dragan

Dermington wrote:

Still though great night.

I'm a bit stuck on how to proceed with this girl though.

Do I text her now or wait until the weekend?

If you want to meet her this weekend i would text her now, else she might make plans with other people and be unable to meet or something.

I dont' buy the whole, don't show that you keen thing. You asked her out in a shop, that kinda implies your keen!!!!

Zascar

Becase so many men think that if they buy a girl a drink its a big step top having sex with her, many women will automatically refuse unless they can really see the possibility of getting together with them.
Best to talk to them and build up some trust first

Dermington

Ah trust....

My arch enemy

Ok I will text her now then.