Boards.ie Award Ceromony

RopeDrink · 2002-07-05 16:16:21

Was going to write up something along the lines of how Big Brother would much more interesting with Boards.ie people in that ****ing house, but I have found myself typing something else... Something about awards... Something about who in the hell is the biggest **** on Boards, the most helpful, the most moany, the most…

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#32 11-07-2002 10:28AM

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Originally posted by RopeDrink
I'll get polls ready for ye all to fight over who you feel slots into the nomination at hand...

Also, I'll need a few "Judges" (Or something along those lines - preferably people who have been around since the dinosaurs roamed, to help me troll through the nominations and select the winner of that award)

Eh, rope, where are you going to post these polls? Surely you aren't going to carpet bomb after hours with them?

That judges idea sounds a bit naff, should be up to the public who wins the awards.

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#33 11-07-2002 03:13PM

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Hmmm,

This could be very interesting, but what happens when we have a hundred-odd nominees for greatest nerd?

I'd like to win ya know....

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#34 11-07-2002 03:14PM

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Kaids - youre forgetting that the public are a pack of dimwitted nose-wipings with all the charm of used toilet paper.

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#35 11-07-2002 03:41PM

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Andy - I'll give you a hand gathering all the stuff up - we'll discuss over several pints this evening!

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#36 11-07-2002 03:57PM

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...And there's no one I'd like more in my corner than the moderator of the "Humour Board"

We'll need all the humour we can get if people are going to become as insulted as some people think...

Dav, I'll probably be langered this evening, so ignore the gibberish I'll be spraying, and refrain from spending mass ammounts of time explaining things to me because I'll probably have forgotten everything you've said after a couple of minutes

Seriously though, thanks - We'll get some sort of ceremonial ball rolling by the start of next week.

Kaids - youre forgetting that the public are a pack of dimwitted nose-wipings with all the charm of used toilet paper.

A

The majority of the people *can* be, and im sure people who nominate others wont always be doing so because the 'nominee' is fitted to that category, hence the judges idea (Which was ONLY an idea - We haven't started the awards yet )

Eh, rope, where are you going to post these polls? Surely you aren't going to carpet bomb after hours with them?

I may be dumb, Kaids, but im not stupid - No way will I be posting them on the AfterHours board... I could, infact, request the creation of a temporary "Awards Board" if this event pulls through, with which all nominations and award giving can take place... Not sure if it'll happen, but I can try...

Any other suggestions!?

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#37 11-07-2002 05:42PM

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Originally posted by Asuka
Kaids - youre forgetting that the public are a pack of dimwitted nose-wipings with all the charm of used toilet paper.

A

Well yes - but once a few nominees have been selected they still have the ability to click a radio button on a poll and press submit.

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#38 13-07-2002 09:28PM

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How about "Most Unusual Name"

I want to win something, ANYTHING. I wanna have something interesting in my sig, hehe, its all fun so i don't care what it is .

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#39 14-07-2002 12:11AM

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I nominate "JustHalf" for biggest spa.

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#40 15-07-2002 01:23AM

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I second that motion

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#41 15-07-2002 06:40AM

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Most long-winded poster...

I'm probably going to be the only nominee for that category, at least since Excelsior left us- go me Angel the secksiest? Perhaps not...but most inhuman consumer of vodka on the planet? Very possibly. I'm sorry, 3 liters in 3 hours is wrong...just wrong.

Occy

PS- I heartily support this product/service. Good idea Ropeh

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#42 15-07-2002 09:52AM

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You still alive then Occy, *sob* thought I'd never...see..you...again.....(uncontrolable tears).

How you doin'? Where the feck are you? Lookin forward to some more drunken FRP,

- P

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#43 15-07-2002 12:42PM

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Unless I've over-looked something posted earlier, there has been no mention of what the prizes are going to be. Am I to presume that alcohol would be a most welcome gift to the winners

And the slowest typer award goes to me

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#44 15-07-2002 02:24PM

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Am I to presume that alcohol would be a most welcome gift to the winners

I think you might be elligible for the most optimistic poster award too

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#45 15-07-2002 10:27PM

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Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus

I'm probably going to be the only nominee for that category, at least since Excelsior left us- go me

Occy

i dunno about that! when swiss wants to blabber on it gets nasty!

Occy, you make sense and has something interesting to add!

category of worst spammer and best spammer goes to....

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#46 15-07-2002 10:37PM

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I could win the award for most quotes used in sigs by other users:) 2 of my ramblings are currently in use by Sand and some bollix-Sand is paying respect to my violent tree hugger hating side,whereas dah bollicks is making himself look stupid by getting into his head that my quote didnt make sense when in fact it did.

So stick that up your hole"dah bolicks"as i know you.

And big up Sand:D :cool:

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#47 16-07-2002 02:10AM

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Most Unusual Name

I think I'll be winning that one...
In fact,I cant recall ever being called "Tizlox" at a lan without laughter following it...

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#48 16-07-2002 02:50PM

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57796

Check it - The beginning has, erm, begun!?
Prizes? There's been a suggestion or two in said thread in regards to that.

Occy, I own your rantish pants, and as for weirdest name, how many people have asked me "What ta f00k is a RopeDrink"...

Im off to oil myself up and prepare for thine upcoming nominations.

Good Day.

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#49 16-07-2002 04:27PM

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mr. blue m8y- I'll toss you an e-mail from my latest hotmail addy asap- I think I still remember the address If I totally fvck it up, you can always PM me on these boards. Drunken FRP is definately on, my character is definately more fleshed out when totally pissed (as I am now on my b-day, *hic*). Anyhoww, I'll drop you a line, take care m8.

As for ranting, Rope and me will agree to disagree. On weirdest name- I've at least had one person guess my name's origin correctly. But NONE have gotten Ropedrink's yet- not even me, and I've known him for bloody ages! Come to think of it, not even Angel knows. Daaaang, gets one thinking...

Too drunk to think or type straigty anyhoww, cya guyz tomorrow or somthin

Occy

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#50 16-07-2002 06:31PM

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Deffo the **** thread in the personal issues section.Among the best lines

This is a real problem as I'm always knackered and my Willy is in a shocking state.

Of course your love trumpet is in bits ? What do you expect if your shining kojacks moneybox 3 times a day ??? If you must beat the meat that often get some lube before you set yourself on fire !!! Or why not have sex more often , 2 times a week is far from satisfying ... try twice a day ! Now stop playing with your purple headed yogurt slinger and go make sweet sweet love to your girlfriend !!!

Apparantly using a sock will help alleviate your inevitable friction burns

THE BEST OF THEM ALL NOW FOLLOWS
My brother has a bit of a problem like this.
It's not so much that he does it often thats the problem. It's that he makes it bloody obvious that he does it.I mean, there is a mountain of solid rock bogroll under his bed and on his bedside table. I think it's about 10 rolls worth. And they're all yellow! EEEeeeewww!!And he watches TV at 2:00 in the morning and as you walk in he quickly changes the channel before you can see what he's watching, and for some reason the volume is always right down.He's 13 for god's sake! And he looks skanky and wears the same clothes for 2 weeks. And I don't think his school uniform has been washed in a whole month! I sure hope he doesn't wear these clothes while he plays his "Whack a mole" game

2 times a week? I'm not surprised, seeing as you choke the chicken four times a day. I'm surprised you can get an erection at all. It's a habit just like anything else. A quiet ride in a garage won't cure you

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#51 16-07-2002 06:49PM

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Originally posted by Tizlox

I think I'll be winning that one...
In fact,I cant recall ever being called "Tizlox" at a lan without laughter following it...

i think i have you beat there, no one can spell let alone pronounce my name

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#52 16-07-2002 10:27PM

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I offer a prize for the most helpful post to a Topic in the PI forum.
1st prize = Tequila slammer followed by pint of posters choice.
2nd and 3rd prize = tequila shot each.

I offer no prize for biggest hangover!

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#53 16-07-2002 10:45PM

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Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus

I'm probably going to be the only nominee for that category, at least since Excelsior left us- go me

Rope could beat you in that category. Seen a fair few awful wafflers around the IOFFL board aswell.

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#54 17-07-2002 04:55PM

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Waffler - I like that...

"Moaner" / "Ranter" etc gets a little boring when you've been called that almost all of your Boards life.

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#55 19-07-2002 02:16PM

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Waffler Extraordinaire
Most Annoying Board
Friendliest Techie (awww)
Quickest Mod? who bans those trolls faster than anymore!
Dirtiest Thread - Dirtiest Poster (dirty is in oooh-errr)
Spammiest person

Errr.... I'll think of some *actual* good ones too

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#56 19-07-2002 02:26PM

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I think we've found an out-and-out weener for

'Spammiest Board'

*no prizes

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#57 19-07-2002 02:44PM

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*certainly does have a lot of energy.

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#58 19-07-2002 02:46PM

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Originally posted by Gordon
*certainly does have a lot of energy.

funny but cruel.

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#59 19-07-2002 04:46PM

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57796

Stuff - Yet again I direct you to this link, seeing quite a great deal more to discuss in this thread.

You buggers better appreciate all this

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#60 20-07-2002 03:39AM

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Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus

I'm probably going to be the only nominee for that category, at least since Excelsior left us- go me Angel the secksiest? Perhaps not...but most inhuman consumer of vodka on the planet? Very possibly. I'm sorry, 3 liters in 3 hours is wrong...just wrong.

Occy

PS- I heartily support this product/service. Good idea Ropeh

It was a little longer than 3 hours, Occy... I'm sure I'd be a bit closer to death if that was true. I'd say it was at least 6 hours.

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#61 20-07-2002 02:13PM

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Oh, well, thats ok then...

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