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Who would win Terminator. Vs Robocop

mysterious · 2006-05-30 16:20:08

Terminator Vs Robocop. I say Terminator would kick ass, but Robocop would be smarter and would have better defence mechanisms. Anymore robot films we could compare. I mean we compared all the Aien films and movies came out with them in it. so it could be tricky. I would love to the terminator movie "future version" if it…

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#62 31-05-2006 01:14PM

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ED209 ftw tbh.

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#63 31-05-2006 01:31PM

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Rovi wrote:

That is so brilliant!

i must agree
Judas lol

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#64 31-05-2006 01:43PM

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WhiteWashMan wrote:

ED209 ftw tbh.

Fight him on the staircase TBH

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#65 31-05-2006 01:49PM

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Sparks400 wrote:

Fight him on the staircase TBH

right so they're just gonna hide in the staircase all day then?

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#66 31-05-2006 01:56PM

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mang87 wrote:

right so they're just gonna hide in the staircase all day then?

?

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#67 31-05-2006 02:01PM

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#68 31-05-2006 03:18PM

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its T-800 i thought not T-100...(thats the big tank like ones in the future)

Terminator would in theory win, but if hollywood gives robocop a bigger budget then i'm sure robocop could win, he might even make it so when terminator hides on the staircase to get away from ED209, ED will have the SFX to just blow the stairs away with his gatling guns.

also he will have his drug addicted brother robocop 2 released from jail to help him tag team against the terminator. and with a bigger budget robocop 2 wont be stop motion but full on cgi so he can use missiles and stuff and be able to snort cocaine ala his videoscreen nose using a straw and the latest in fake micheal jackson noses.

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#69 31-05-2006 03:40PM

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In fairness, google fight is never wrong:
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=ireland&word2=england
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=munster&word2=leinster

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#70 31-05-2006 04:04PM

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are you sure about that?

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=porn&word2=jesus
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=beer&word2=water

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#71 31-05-2006 04:08PM

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BlitzKrieg wrote:

are you sure about that?

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=porn&word2=jesus
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=beer&word2=water

well theoretically Jesus could kick anyones ass. that includes porn

and there's a bitch load more water on the planet, so it'd pretty much school beer all over the gaf. power in numbers

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#72 31-05-2006 04:18PM

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In the Comic AND the script that was binned Robocop wins. Although it was against T-100's and is makes sense when you think about it cause Robocop can take more damage, is smarter and has access to better weapons (OPC) at least thats how is came down in the comic.

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#73 31-05-2006 04:27PM

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the terminator would win

1. he is form the future
2.he was built by machines
3.he is a better built machine and is much stronger
4.robocop is not a robot he is a cyborb which is half robot half man
5.the terminator has a cool red eye.
6.robocop has a gun that comes out of his leg (why didnt they just give him an arm with a built in gun)

the terminator would win no problem he is better

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#74 31-05-2006 04:29PM

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=jakeens&word2=culchies

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#75 31-05-2006 04:31PM

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BlitzKrieg wrote:

are you sure about that?

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=porn&word2=jesus
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=beer&word2=water

But Robocop is Jesus... The whole film was an alegory for the ressurection of Christ... Surely I wasn't the only one who spotted this?

I'd say Robocop would win... he was able to defeat the dad out of That 70's Show... and he's really tough.

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#76 31-05-2006 04:47PM

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monkeyfudge wrote:

But Robocop is Jesus... The whole film was an alegory for the ressurection of Christ... Surely I wasn't the only one who spotted this?

I'd say Robocop would win... he was able to defeat the dad out of That 70's Show... and he's really tough.

he also defeated this yoke

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/cain5.JPG

and everyone says that terminator is better built. Me hole he is. Robocop was getting knocked through concrete bleedin walls! He also fell off of a 50 storey building, THROUGH the pavement below. and then just got back up and shook it off. It's not like he's made of tinfoil, that's incredibly strong, steel armor he has right there. He's picked up cars and the lot in films, he's no weed. Mind you his gun is quite crap. but I'd say in a 1on1 fisty cuffs match he'd win

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#77 31-05-2006 04:52PM

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He doesn't do too well against Jack Bauer either-
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=629

...also-
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=robocop&word2=jack+bauer

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#78 31-05-2006 05:13PM

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The terminator could travel back in time to before robocop was created and kill all the people involved in his inception.

Besides, the terminator has all the dry, cool witty lines that go along with being a winner: "I now know why you cry"; "I'm a learning computer"; "Uzi 9mm" etc.

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#79 31-05-2006 05:14PM

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mang87 wrote:

he also defeated this yoke

http://www.robocoparchive.com/old/cain5.JPG

and everyone says that terminator is better built. Me hole he is. Robocop was getting knocked through concrete bleedin walls! He also fell off of a 50 storey building, THROUGH the pavement below. and then just got back up and shook it off. It's not like he's made of tinfoil, that's incredibly strong, steel armor he has right there. He's picked up cars and the lot in films, he's no weed. Mind you his gun is quite crap. but I'd say in a 1on1 fisty cuffs match he'd win

No way hows say "clicks finger side to side":D

Terminator in the first movie was able to stop a truck from underneath, now that's impressive.

In T 3 he was also knocked through a street full of buildings by a crane with a huge magnet! lot's of them

However Robocop would fail oblivianly(mu wuh ah ha ah) in either of these

Take action

Robocop in the First movie acting terminator gets under the truck manages to stop it, gets into the truck a
nd the driver laughs at him. robocop has feelings you know, he would focked there PAL.
And anyways the heat of braking the truck would fry his human head.
The bomb in would then explode, The trucks ignites and bam Robocop is no robocop eny MORE....

Boiled robobrains and the end of the T1 credits.

However I think Robocop would be just as strong.

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#80 31-05-2006 05:17PM

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Murphy had soom good lines too!

"Come quietly or there will be... trouble. "

"They'll fix you. They fix everything. "

(And of course Pure Adam West .....)
"Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening."

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#81 31-05-2006 05:23PM

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Replicants ftw.

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#82 31-05-2006 05:28PM

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And just to clear up T-model naard spats: The Wikimator

dundun-dun-dununun...dunun-dun-dununun ...... dooodle-ooooo-doo-doo-dooo.....dooodle-doooooo-do-doo-dooo-doooooo

Murphy was a fag. That is all.

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#83 31-05-2006 05:36PM

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mysterious wrote:

No way hows say "clicks finger side to side":D

Terminator in the first movie was able to stop a truck from underneath, now that's impressive.

In T 3 he was also knocked through a street full of buildings by a crane with a huge magnet! lot's of them

However Robocop would fail oblivianly(mu wuh ah ha ah) in either of these

Take action

Robocop in the First movie acting terminator gets under the truck manages to stop it, gets into the truck a
nd the driver laughs at him. robocop has feelings you know, he would focked there PAL.
And anyways the heat of braking the truck would fry his human head.
The bomb in would then explode, The trucks ignites and bam Robocop is no robocop eny MORE....

Boiled robobrains and the end of the T1 credits.

However I think Robocop would be just as strong.

may I just point out at this stage that robocop would not be stupid enough to follow linda hamilton into a hydraulic press

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#84 31-05-2006 07:16PM

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I reckon Robocop and Terminator would be Fvcked if this thing came there way!!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/83750/robodog/:D

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#85 31-05-2006 08:18PM

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yeah the noise of it alone would probably bug them to death

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#86 31-05-2006 08:31PM

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SyxPak wrote:

And just to clear up T-model naard spats: The Wikimator.

i knew it was t-800

i say we ring stallone and get demolition man into the game he's already pissed that arnie gets a museum named after him.

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#87 31-05-2006 09:22PM

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The terminator hands down 'cause he well erm.........terminates;)

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#88 01-06-2006 01:25AM

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If he loses the California election, Governor Arnie has announced plans to make yet another Terminator film. Like he could go up against Robocop and all the citizens who voted against him.

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#89 01-06-2006 02:04PM

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Who would win in a fight between, on one side, the Borg, and on the other side, the combined armies of the Third Reich, the Roman Empire, the Hun, the current U.S., the IRA (circa 1986), Al Qaeda, the Ottomans, the French Resistance, the real Seven Samurai, the Vikings, Pol Pot, and..eh...the FCA, if, for some reason, the Borg cubes have a problem (faulty clutches or whatever) and they have to fight on earth?

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#90 01-06-2006 02:07PM

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takethebiscuit wrote:

Who would win in a fight between, on one side, the Borg, and on the other side, the combined armies of the Third Reich, the Roman Empire, the Hun, the current U.S., the IRA (circa 1986), Al Qaeda, the Ottomans, the French Resistance, the real Seven Samurai, the Vikings, Pol Pot, and..eh...the FCA, if, for some reason, the Borg cubes have a problem (faulty clutches or whatever) and they have to fight on earth?

Thats the funniest thing ive read in ages.....priceless LOL

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#91 01-06-2006 02:17PM

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What about some sort of Cage fight with: The Terminator, Robocop, The Predator, Alien, The Hulk, Superman, Spiderman, Ed209, Batman.....em feel free to add more.

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