The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

ApeXaviour · 29-05-2006 12:26AM

europerson wrote:

I'll come back to this thread when everyone has found something better, about which to talk.

How about this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_necrophilia_in_the_mallard_duck

I love wikipedia...

arbeitsscheuer · 29-05-2006 12:29AM

lmao... That is fcuking hilarious!

Crash · 29-05-2006 12:33AM

If you want some interesting reading - that piece won an Ig Noble Prize.

read more of em on:

http://www.improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html

fookchooknooris · 29-05-2006 02:29AM

Yeah I read that article before apex you probably provided the link. Strange. I agree about the SITC ladies. All very skinny but very bland.

Pet · 29-05-2006 08:26AM

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.

(Oh maw gaw yo' a hawwwws!?)

John · 29-05-2006 10:40AM

Pet wrote:

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.

(Oh maw gaw yo' a hawwwws!?)

A broom dressed up as a horse more like

Agent Smith · 29-05-2006 12:06PM

Nietzschean · 29-05-2006 12:13PM

enough about europerson's gf's aunt....

europerson · 29-05-2006 12:16PM

Nietzschean wrote:

enough about europerson's gf's aunt....

Seconded.

So, it's a nice day, isn't it?

fookchooknooris · 29-05-2006 02:35PM

SO skylynx you got any hot aunts?

Nietzschean · 29-05-2006 02:39PM

bye kev.

Agent Smith · 29-05-2006 02:44PM

fookchooknooris wrote:

SO skylynx you got any hot aunts?

skylynx was so last year!

also woohoo! my camara cable came!

Crash · 29-05-2006 02:58PM

Nietzschean wrote:

bye kev.

He really doesnt know when we're actually just being nice and tolerating him, does he?

Nietzschean · 29-05-2006 03:01PM

it would appear not......wierd......... Anyway i've done like nothing since lunch and its been sweet tbh

Edwardius · 29-05-2006 05:04PM

In 48 hours I'm going to be examining the former contents of my stomach with my face. The contents are likely to comprise of the following ingredients:
Buckfast,
Stomach lining,
Liver fragments,
8.6% bavaria,
Maybe a little whisky,
Stomach acid,
Grass (bovine food).
I'll have a little roll around in it for a while and mutter out a few ARRRRRs before verbally abusing some other twit that offends the field of vision. Oh glorious day!

Nietzschean · 29-05-2006 05:21PM

not fair.

Pet · 29-05-2006 05:32PM

Dead Ed wrote:

In 48 hours I'm going to be examining the former contents of my stomach with my face. The contents are likely to comprise of the following ingredients:
Buckfast,
Stomach lining,
Liver fragments,
8.6% bavaria,
Maybe a little whisky,
Stomach acid,
Grass (bovine food).
I'll have a little roll around in it for a while and mutter out a few ARRRRRs before verbally abusing some other twit that offends the field of vision. Oh glorious day!

Make sure you eat it up after yourself again. It's what animals do.

I'm finished on wednesday too (well more or less). I can't wait to have a completely irresponsible drinking binge! The first in many months, and right here in Halls. Hopefully I won't get sick though.

Edwardius · 29-05-2006 10:26PM

What's the point in making space for more drink when you have to eat what you just threw up? Unless you had some funky ruminant ability to eat stuff, throw it up, chew it for a while and ferment it on the go. There's nothing wrong with getting sick. Just get some water and drink some more. Remember, it's all for "the cause".

Pet · 29-05-2006 11:13PM

If you're that serious about alcohol ingestion, why not just have an alcohol enema? Gets straight into your system, no pesky liver to detract from your buzz. Oh, you might die if you take too much, but sure that's all part of the cause too.

John · 30-05-2006 12:55AM

I finish on Wednesday too. I don't know what I'm doing but it'll involve an adventure.

europerson · 30-05-2006 11:10AM

Woo-hoo! I got a job at long last.

Agent Smith · 30-05-2006 12:06PM

where?

Black_Couch · 30-05-2006 12:30PM

Well i got an interview, finally. I've been looking for jobs for so long now its about time.

http://jobs.ie/ApplyForJob.aspx?Id=265334

Agent smith i know you were looking for a job with the Revenue commission, I never got a response either. Try that link, its not where I got the interview but it looks a good job too.

Crash · 30-05-2006 12:40PM

Heh i never got contacted by the revenue commission either :P bastids.

europerson · 30-05-2006 05:17PM

I got a job as a tour guide in Mellifont Abbey. It's not the most relevant job, but it's handy to get to, since it's just a few miles from where I live.

I had applied for the Revenue Commissioners too and with FBD. Revenue just sent me a letter acknowledging my application and I heard nothing from them since. I really disliked their online application system. It wouldn't even let me tell them I was in college.

Crash · 30-05-2006 05:37PM

Aye i know - couldnt point out the fact that all the stuff they wanted i could handle with ease because, well, it seemed fairly piss easy.

Edwardius · 31-05-2006 12:52PM

I'm finished bitches! FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:D RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

arbeitsscheuer · 31-05-2006 04:02PM

Congrats Dead Ed!

Still 2 more left for me, wit the penultimate one tomorrow. Screwed. I know sod-all about Latin American politics and it's all just so confusing. And there's no past papers so very little indication on what might/might not come up in the exam.

But since this is a woo-hoo thread: I just had a toasted ham&cheese sambo.
Mmmm... Fcukin' delish, man.

Pet · 31-05-2006 06:04PM

After all my plans to get up early this morning and finish all my study to get a good mark, I ended up sleeping in until 0850. It was only by chance that I woke up (****ING alarm clock). So, there goes any hope I had of a II.1. But to be honest I don't ****ing care because

I'M FINISHED!

except for maths, but that's piss anyways

Agent Smith · 31-05-2006 09:36PM

Pet wrote:

except for maths, but that's piss anyways

Thats Piss....

The Official "woo-hoo/anti-moan" Thread

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