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What would YOU change?

  • 24-05-2006 04:24PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭*Lolly*


    If there was one thing you could change about yourself no matter how big or small or silly you may think it may be, what would it be?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Super powers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,004 ✭✭✭✭tk123


    Super genie type powers so I could wish for what i wanted!!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    The ability to shapechange of course.


  • Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Crucifix wrote:
    Super powers.

    You want less super-powers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Myth wrote:
    You want less super-powers?
    With great power comes great responsability.


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,702 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    shape-shifting or flying


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭mang87


    the ability to grow my penis at not but a whim

    oh wait


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭*Lolly*


    Lol sure beats "i wish i was young tall slim blond and a 36ff" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,105 ✭✭✭Thirdfox


    Become leader of the world and try to sort out its problems before someone assassinates me :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭*Lolly*


    Thirdfox wrote:
    Become leader of the world and try to sort out its problems before someone assassinates me :(

    awww thats nice :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,105 ✭✭✭Thirdfox


    *Lolly* wrote:
    awww thats nice :D

    Problem is, people think I'm a megalomanic :p (in real life that is) :o

    To quote from 007 - the difference between genius and insanity is measured only by success.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Become a hitman and assassinate Thirdfox.

    either that or make my feet slightly attractive... they're the only part of my body that i would even consider changing. (suppose my cock is fairly ugly too, but i'm happy with it:))


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭*Lolly*


    Thirdfox wrote:
    Problem is, people think I'm a megalomanic :p (in real life that is) :o

    To quote from 007 - the difference between genius and insanity is measured only by success.

    To quote from 007:
    "Come on Miss Moneypenny, Theres work to do" :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Be able to shoot lightening bolts out my eyes and flames out my arse.Or vice versa.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭*Lolly*


    tman wrote:
    Become a hitman and assassinate Thirdfox.

    either that or make my feet slightly attractive... they're the only part of my body that i would even consider changing. (suppose my cock is fairly ugly too, but i'm happy with it:))

    Well why dont you just have feet de-duction surgery? and why not replce your second "pet peeve" with a hen?:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    so you like chickens, eh?

    stroke my cock... it's fowl ¬_¬


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    Immortality without ageing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    To be good with money. Or else invisibility or the power where you can make stuff move. Psycho something or other...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭*Lolly*


    tman wrote:

    stroke my cock... it's fowl ¬_¬

    Like ur mouth id guess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,105 ✭✭✭Thirdfox


    To be good with money. Or else invisibility or the power where you can make stuff move. Psycho something or other...

    Telekenisis?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    To change to Gorge Bush and run out in front of a train.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    To be good with money. Or else invisibility or the power where you can make stuff move. Psycho something or other...

    I think this functionality would also be quite useful. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,458 ✭✭✭CathyMoran


    My stubborness to the extent that I can cut off my nose to spite my face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    To shoot spagetti out of my finger tips.....


    nobody wants to be covered in spagetti!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    I want my strength, lost it when my hair was cut. Oh wait that was Samson. I still want my long locks of hair back though :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,905 ✭✭✭Aard


    I'd cut off my long locks of hair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    I'd be loaded, seriously, I'd exhale money. Contrary to popular belief, money does infact bring happiness, be it in the form of exhaust notes or solid gold hamsters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭Hermione*


    My lack of discipline, especially where academic endeavours are concerned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Either be less lazy, or, like qz, just be absolutely obscenely blessed with reams and reams of cash. Cos then I could continue my slovenly lifestyle. Which would be sweet.

    So, yeah. Moolah. Dough. Wealth. Benjamins. Bread. Yoyos.

    S'all good.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Nothing much, I like me.

    Maybe to be less emotional sometimes.


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