What would YOU change?

*Lolly*

If there was one thing you could change about yourself no matter how big or small or silly you may think it may be, what would it be?

Crucifix

Super powers.

tk123

Super genie type powers so I could wish for what i wanted!!:D

Karl Hungus

The ability to shapechange of course.

Crucifix

Crucifix wrote:

Super powers.

You want less super-powers?

Crucifix

Myth wrote:

You want less super-powers?

With great power comes great responsability.

Kiith

shape-shifting or flying

mang87

the ability to grow my penis at not but a whim

oh wait

*Lolly*

Lol sure beats "i wish i was young tall slim blond and a 36ff"

Thirdfox

Become leader of the world and try to sort out its problems before someone assassinates me

*Lolly*

Thirdfox wrote:

Become leader of the world and try to sort out its problems before someone assassinates me

awww thats nice

Thirdfox

*Lolly* wrote:

awww thats nice

Problem is, people think I'm a megalomanic (in real life that is)

To quote from 007 - the difference between genius and insanity is measured only by success.

tman

Become a hitman and assassinate Thirdfox.

either that or make my feet slightly attractive... they're the only part of my body that i would even consider changing. (suppose my cock is fairly ugly too, but i'm happy with it:))

*Lolly*

Thirdfox wrote:

Problem is, people think I'm a megalomanic (in real life that is)

To quote from 007 - the difference between genius and insanity is measured only by success.

To quote from 007:
"Come on Miss Moneypenny, Theres work to do"

Degsy

Be able to shoot lightening bolts out my eyes and flames out my arse.Or vice versa.

*Lolly*

tman wrote:

Become a hitman and assassinate Thirdfox.

either that or make my feet slightly attractive... they're the only part of my body that i would even consider changing. (suppose my cock is fairly ugly too, but i'm happy with it:))

Well why dont you just have feet de-duction surgery? and why not replce your second "pet peeve" with a hen?:p

tman

so you like chickens, eh?

stroke my cock... it's fowl ¬_¬

pantar_dubh

Immortality without ageing.

missingtime

To be good with money. Or else invisibility or the power where you can make stuff move. Psycho something or other...

*Lolly*

tman wrote:

stroke my cock... it's fowl ¬_¬

Like ur mouth id guess.

Thirdfox

missingtime wrote:

To be good with money. Or else invisibility or the power where you can make stuff move. Psycho something or other...

Telekenisis?

Plug

To change to Gorge Bush and run out in front of a train.

GrumPy

missingtime wrote:

To be good with money. Or else invisibility or the power where you can make stuff move. Psycho something or other...

I think this functionality would also be quite useful.

CathyMoran

My stubborness to the extent that I can cut off my nose to spite my face.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

To shoot spagetti out of my finger tips.....


nobody wants to be covered in spagetti!!!

Ruu_Old

I want my strength, lost it when my hair was cut. Oh wait that was Samson. I still want my long locks of hair back though

Aard

I'd cut off my long locks of hair.

qz

I'd be loaded, seriously, I'd exhale money. Contrary to popular belief, money does infact bring happiness, be it in the form of exhaust notes or solid gold hamsters.

Hermione*

My lack of discipline, especially where academic endeavours are concerned.

arbeitsscheuer

Either be less lazy, or, like qz, just be absolutely obscenely blessed with reams and reams of cash. Cos then I could continue my slovenly lifestyle. Which would be sweet.

So, yeah. Moolah. Dough. Wealth. Benjamins. Bread. Yoyos.

S'all good.

Tar.Aldarion

Nothing much, I like me.

Maybe to be less emotional sometimes.

qz

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Nothing much, I like me.

Maybe to be less emotional sometimes.

Emo scum

Tar.Aldarion

xxxYour shout is is like a searing cut to the black abyss of my heartxxx

takola

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Nothing much, I like me.

Maybe to be less emotional sometimes.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :rolleyes:

I think i would change the need to spend so much time alone. What can i say i like my own company!!! :rolleyes:

qz

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

xxxYour shout is is like a searing cut to the black abyss of my heartxxx

xXxclose off my heart with the plug of your bottomless pain inflicting painxXx

I'd be enlightened?

Or thinner. I'd like to be thinner.
Or even more intelligent.

Sarky

I would try being a bit less gorgeous. As it is I'm out of too many peoples' leagues...

Tar.Aldarion

Even more?


xXxSolitaryman666xXx

arbeitsscheuer

Sarky wrote:

I would try being a bit less gorgeous. As it is I'm out of too many peoples' leagues...

Snippin' off the beard would be a step in the right direction. You'd look hideous.

As it is you're merely irresistable, which must be a terrible burden on you, you poor bitter and twisted man you.

Raphael

I'd give myself a smaller penis. Damn thing just gets in the way when I'm trying to jog.

andrew163

Anti-gravity pads built into my feet.

*Lolly*

Mine would most probably be my self-image

mysterious

Further my advances in my super powers!;)

dapimp

i would like to be a shark wit freakin lazer beems comin out of my eyes...........:eek:

Rhyme

Crucifix wrote:

With great power comes great responsability.

But with moderate to nil super powers comes little or no responsibility at all. I could definitely run with that.

Id go for added wit.

Kinetic^

I'd like mickeys for fingers

electric69

Ive had a think about this one for a good few minutes and it just came to me that i am actually perfect....its not all its cracked up 2 be people....trust me....i know;)

PrettyInPunk

I would give my self a super power that m ent every day i wake up i could deside what shade and cut my hair would be.

The Hill Billy

Procrastinating.


Maybe.


I'm not sure.


I'll think about it & tell you tomorrow.


Or the day after.


Maybe...

1. I'd change my inability to properly manage money,
2. my time management skills so I wouldn’t be constantly rushing around,
3. the fact that I’m allergic to organising my room and my two wardrobes I can never find what I want to wear and I always forget stuff I’ve bought once it disappears into the wardrobes, see no 1 I’m always left with the fear of nothing to wear
4. my amazing capability at picking (sometimes)unsuitable men
5. I'd change the way I treat my family and my mother, I cant just learn to ignore her(even for my fathers sake)when she passes stupid bitchy remarks at me and
6. Also my nightmares, I want them to go away so I can sleep and drive properly!

Diarmsquid

I'd have the powers of Neo, but with more of a sense of humour.
That pretty much covers everything.