One animal-One weapon

Degsy · 24-05-2006 11:00AM #1

If you had to face an a wild animal in a gladitorial contest and you were given your choice of weapon(NOT a firearm),which weapon would you choose to do battle with which animal.The more impractical the better.I'd like to fight an elephant with a sledgehammer,i figure one telling blow and he'd be bunched!

fuzzywiggle · 24-05-2006 11:01AM

I'd like to fight a mouse with a stick

Crucifix · 24-05-2006 11:02AM

Mouse and a frying pan.
EDIT: Damn, too slow

loz · 24-05-2006 11:02AM

Degsy wrote:

If you had to face an a wild animal in a gladitorial contest and you were given your choice of weapon(NOT a firearm),which weapon would you choose to do battle with which animal.The more impractical the better.I'd like to fight an elephant with a sledgehammer,i figure one telling blow and he'd be bunched!

Cat & Chainsaw

Kermitt · 24-05-2006 11:05AM

I'd fancy taking on a badger with a lang handled garden rake

Degsy · 24-05-2006 11:06AM

Kermitt wrote:

I'd fancy taking on a badger with a lang handled garden rake

Thats a good un!!

ChityWest · 24-05-2006 11:08AM

are flamethrowers allowed ? I'd take on a koala bear with one if they are.

tosh_thedude · 24-05-2006 11:09AM

Didnt know a Mouse is a wild Animal.

I'd have to say, Fight a Hippo with a shovel.

Degsy · 24-05-2006 11:09AM

ChityWest wrote:

are flamethrowers allowed ? I'd take on a koala bear with one if they are.

Not one,a eucalyptus tree full of the bastards and yes,a flamethrower is allowed.

fabcat · 24-05-2006 11:10AM

A tiger and a large supply of Frosties:D

Kermitt · 24-05-2006 11:12AM

HE HE very good!

tman · 24-05-2006 11:12AM

yore ma and me lad, wha!

CuLT · 24-05-2006 11:12AM

An ostrich with a can of mace.

I like a challenge.

Femelade · 24-05-2006 11:13AM

a rabbit with a pair of playboy bunny ears...(no, i dont own any...pfft.)

connundrum · 24-05-2006 11:13AM

I'd like to bash a whale up with a Green Peace boat. That is all.

Dave! · 24-05-2006 11:15AM

I'd fight a liger with a fountain pen. Just 'cause.

Blisterman · 24-05-2006 11:22AM

I'd take on a bloody great big bengal tiger with a can of mace.

Femelade · 24-05-2006 11:24AM

love the sig blisterman....

Degsy · 24-05-2006 11:25AM

A crocodile with a plank with a nail in the end.

Hagar · 24-05-2006 11:29AM

A frog in a minefield.

EWheelChair · 24-05-2006 11:40AM

Coolsmileygirl, bullwhip.

I'd make sure she never spoke of sex again.

Demetrius · 24-05-2006 11:41AM

fabcat wrote:

A tiger and a large supply of Frosties:D

Food is always good.

A feathered duster and a panther

Kermitt · 24-05-2006 11:41AM

Hagar wrote:

A frog in a minefield.

Come get me!!!! * *

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He HE:))

Cianos · 24-05-2006 11:45AM

A hippo and hungry hungry hippos.

Whoever gets best out of 3 is the winner.

I dont agree with violence:p

xzanti · 24-05-2006 11:46AM

A mere cat and a snooker que

pclancy · 24-05-2006 11:50AM

From watching kittens kick the ****e out of each other for a few weeks id actually love to have nails and teeth and fight my fellow felines.

They also get to sleep a lot. Sorted.

carbonkid · 24-05-2006 11:51AM

Id take on those dirty stray cats in my back gardan with that big clampy machine thing that Sigourney Weaver uses in ALIENS to kill the queen alien...squishy squishy ^_^

ambro25 · 24-05-2006 11:51AM

I'd gladly take on a Smurf with a hover mower or, failing the availability of Smurfs, a donkey with an espresso machine...

Dun laoire · 24-05-2006 12:04PM

A Crocodile with a bag full of farmers toe nails

spoofilyj · 24-05-2006 12:30PM

Roadrunner with a stanley hammer. (Better then Acne hammers)

Then roadrunner will pay oh yes.

With the proceeds of the fight I'd set up a support clinic for dejected Coyote's.

joejoem · 24-05-2006 12:41PM

The woman from the recycleing adds with a pick axe

One animal-One weapon

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