One animal-One weapon

Degsy · 24-05-2006 11:00am #1

If you had to face an a wild animal in a gladitorial contest and you were given your choice of weapon(NOT a firearm),which weapon would you choose to do battle with which animal.The more impractical the better.I'd like to fight an elephant with a sledgehammer,i figure one telling blow and he'd be bunched!

fuzzywiggle · 24-05-2006 11:01am

I'd like to fight a mouse with a stick

Crucifix · 24-05-2006 11:02am

Mouse and a frying pan.
EDIT: Damn, too slow

loz · 24-05-2006 11:02am

Degsy wrote:

If you had to face an a wild animal in a gladitorial contest and you were given your choice of weapon(NOT a firearm),which weapon would you choose to do battle with which animal.The more impractical the better.I'd like to fight an elephant with a sledgehammer,i figure one telling blow and he'd be bunched!

Cat & Chainsaw

Kermitt · 24-05-2006 11:05am

I'd fancy taking on a badger with a lang handled garden rake

Degsy · 24-05-2006 11:06am

Kermitt wrote:

I'd fancy taking on a badger with a lang handled garden rake

Thats a good un!!

ChityWest · 24-05-2006 11:08am

are flamethrowers allowed ? I'd take on a koala bear with one if they are.

tosh_thedude · 24-05-2006 11:09am

Didnt know a Mouse is a wild Animal.

I'd have to say, Fight a Hippo with a shovel.

Degsy · 24-05-2006 11:09am

ChityWest wrote:

are flamethrowers allowed ? I'd take on a koala bear with one if they are.

Not one,a eucalyptus tree full of the bastards and yes,a flamethrower is allowed.

fabcat · 24-05-2006 11:10am

A tiger and a large supply of Frosties:D

Kermitt · 24-05-2006 11:12am

HE HE very good!

tman · 24-05-2006 11:12am

yore ma and me lad, wha!

CuLT · 24-05-2006 11:12am

An ostrich with a can of mace.

I like a challenge.

Femelade · 24-05-2006 11:13am

a rabbit with a pair of playboy bunny ears...(no, i dont own any...pfft.)

connundrum · 24-05-2006 11:13am

I'd like to bash a whale up with a Green Peace boat. That is all.

Dave! · 24-05-2006 11:15am

I'd fight a liger with a fountain pen. Just 'cause.

Blisterman · 24-05-2006 11:22am

I'd take on a bloody great big bengal tiger with a can of mace.

Femelade · 24-05-2006 11:24am

love the sig blisterman....

Degsy · 24-05-2006 11:25am

A crocodile with a plank with a nail in the end.

Hagar · 24-05-2006 11:29am

A frog in a minefield.

EWheelChair · 24-05-2006 11:40am

Coolsmileygirl, bullwhip.

I'd make sure she never spoke of sex again.

Demetrius · 24-05-2006 11:41am

fabcat wrote:

A tiger and a large supply of Frosties:D

Food is always good.

A feathered duster and a panther

Kermitt · 24-05-2006 11:41am

Hagar wrote:

A frog in a minefield.

Come get me!!!! * *

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He HE:))

Cianos · 24-05-2006 11:45am

A hippo and hungry hungry hippos.

Whoever gets best out of 3 is the winner.

I dont agree with violence:p

xzanti · 24-05-2006 11:46am

A mere cat and a snooker que

pclancy · 24-05-2006 11:50am

From watching kittens kick the ****e out of each other for a few weeks id actually love to have nails and teeth and fight my fellow felines.

They also get to sleep a lot. Sorted.

carbonkid · 24-05-2006 11:51am

Id take on those dirty stray cats in my back gardan with that big clampy machine thing that Sigourney Weaver uses in ALIENS to kill the queen alien...squishy squishy ^_^

ambro25 · 24-05-2006 11:51am

I'd gladly take on a Smurf with a hover mower or, failing the availability of Smurfs, a donkey with an espresso machine...

Dun laoire · 24-05-2006 12:04pm

A Crocodile with a bag full of farmers toe nails

spoofilyj · 24-05-2006 12:30pm

Roadrunner with a stanley hammer. (Better then Acne hammers)

Then roadrunner will pay oh yes.

With the proceeds of the fight I'd set up a support clinic for dejected Coyote's.

joejoem · 24-05-2006 12:41pm

The woman from the recycleing adds with a pick axe

joejoem · 24-05-2006 12:42pm

Eva Longoria with chocolate syrup and handcuffs

Degsy · 24-05-2006 12:48pm

Wonder Woman with a pork dagger...ahem.

Manolo Blahnik · 24-05-2006 12:57pm

loz wrote:

Cat & Chainsaw

Yes.

dream brother · 24-05-2006 1:00pm

an elephant with a robot mouse!

Oriel · 24-05-2006 1:01pm

loz wrote:

Cat & Chainsaw

YES!

Hagar · 24-05-2006 1:04pm

spoofilyj wrote:

Roadrunner with a stanley hammer. (Better then Acne hammers)

That would certainly knock spots of him...:D

DaBreno · 24-05-2006 1:07pm

A Great White Shark and a spud peeler. Coz Im Hard.

pclancy · 24-05-2006 1:08pm

ambro25 wrote:

I'd gladly take on a Smurf with a hover mower or, failing the availability of Smurfs, a donkey with an espresso machine...

ROFL! Ive always wanted to slay those little blue feckers. Hovering over them and listening to them wail before they get whipped into a blue cocktail sounds very pleasing.