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One animal-One weapon

  • 24-05-2006 12:00PM
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭


    If you had to face an a wild animal in a gladitorial contest and you were given your choice of weapon(NOT a firearm),which weapon would you choose to do battle with which animal.The more impractical the better.I'd like to fight an elephant with a sledgehammer,i figure one telling blow and he'd be bunched!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭fuzzywiggle


    I'd like to fight a mouse with a stick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Mouse and a frying pan.
    EDIT: Damn, too slow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 667 ✭✭✭loz


    Degsy wrote:
    If you had to face an a wild animal in a gladitorial contest and you were given your choice of weapon(NOT a firearm),which weapon would you choose to do battle with which animal.The more impractical the better.I'd like to fight an elephant with a sledgehammer,i figure one telling blow and he'd be bunched!

    Cat & Chainsaw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭Kermitt


    I'd fancy taking on a badger with a lang handled garden rake


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Kermitt wrote:
    I'd fancy taking on a badger with a lang handled garden rake


    Thats a good un!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭ChityWest


    are flamethrowers allowed ? I'd take on a koala bear with one if they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 485 ✭✭tosh_thedude


    Didnt know a Mouse is a wild Animal. :D

    I'd have to say, Fight a Hippo with a shovel. :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    ChityWest wrote:
    are flamethrowers allowed ? I'd take on a koala bear with one if they are.


    Not one,a eucalyptus tree full of the bastards and yes,a flamethrower is allowed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭fabcat


    A tiger and a large supply of Frosties:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭Kermitt


    HE HE very good! :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    yore ma and me lad, wha!


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    An ostrich with a can of mace.

    I like a challenge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    a rabbit with a pair of playboy bunny ears...(no, i dont own any...pfft.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,562 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I'd like to bash a whale up with a Green Peace boat. That is all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    I'd fight a liger with a fountain pen. Just 'cause.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    I'd take on a bloody great big bengal tiger with a can of mace.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    love the sig blisterman....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    A crocodile with a plank with a nail in the end.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    A frog in a minefield.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭EWheelChair


    Coolsmileygirl, bullwhip.

    I'd make sure she never spoke of sex again.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    fabcat wrote:
    A tiger and a large supply of Frosties:D

    Food is always good.


    A feathered duster and a panther


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭Kermitt


    Hagar wrote:
    A frog in a minefield.
    Come get me!!!! * *

    * * *
    * * *


    He HE:))


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    A hippo and hungry hungry hippos.

    Whoever gets best out of 3 is the winner.

    I dont agree with violence:p


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    A mere cat and a snooker que


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,941 ✭✭✭pclancy


    From watching kittens kick the ****e out of each other for a few weeks id actually love to have nails and teeth and fight my fellow felines.

    They also get to sleep a lot. Sorted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 917 ✭✭✭carbonkid


    Id take on those dirty stray cats in my back gardan with that big clampy machine thing that Sigourney Weaver uses in ALIENS to kill the queen alien...squishy squishy ^_^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,985 ✭✭✭ambro25


    I'd gladly take on a Smurf with a hover mower or, failing the availability of Smurfs, a donkey with an espresso machine...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    A Crocodile with a bag full of farmers toe nails


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 579 ✭✭✭spoofilyj


    Roadrunner with a stanley hammer. (Better then Acne hammers)

    Then roadrunner will pay oh yes.

    With the proceeds of the fight I'd set up a support clinic for dejected Coyote's.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    The woman from the recycleing adds with a pick axe


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