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Eurovision farce

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm quite sure. Both myself an dmy brother remarked how the Irish sense of humour would give the 12 points to "the winners of the Eurovision".


    I'm more inclined to think the masses were just easily influenced by the lyrics.

    My mother voted for Lordi.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭whassupp


    the_dart wrote:
    I just want to say that the benefits of hosting eurovision more than outweigh the costs of staging the competition. Hosting Eurovision allows a country over 3 hours to advertise its nation to an audience all around Europe.

    Eurovision used to be good, prior to lets say 1999, but now its al political/cultural/geographical voting- whatever you want to call it.

    It's no surprise that Ireland and the UK both gave 12 points to Lithuania (which had a terrible song "We are the Winners", had it been the song for Malta or Iceland, it would have came nowhere). We gave Latvia 12 points last year and it's more than likely we'll give 12 points to an Eastern European country next year due to immigrants voting for their home countries. Also, it was no surprise that Russia finished second place after getting a wave of 12points votes from Ukraine, Belarus, Armenia and other Eastern European countries, nor was it a surprise to see Balkan countries voting for eachother. No shcok to see Andorra give 12 points to Spain. No shock to see Germany give 12 points to Turkey (Germany's Turkish immigrants always make sure they send 12 points home every year). No shock to see the Baltic states voting for eachother. Of course, it was no shock to see Cyprus give Greece 12 points, seen as the Cypriots are Greek.

    It was terribly funny to see the vote presenters doing their annual lines "And 12 points to our good neighbours", " And 12 points to our good friends", "12 points to my favourite song - you deserve it".

    So, prior to 1999, the Eurovision was interesting because contestants more or less had a fair chance of wining. Now, it's a farce. Ireland will never benefit from hosting Eurovision EVER again, because we're an island nation and we only have one "good neighbour". In fact, you can almost conclude that Ireland, Malta and the UK will never win it again.

    So, the big questions is: What do we do about this?

    The answer is simple - from now on, give the Eastern Europeans a taste of their own medicine. Forget about voting for the best song anymore, the best song will never win and if Ireland have a good song in the competition, nobody is going to vote for it anyway. Therefore, from now on, vote for our "good neighbours" the United Kingdom, just to keep up the spirit of the Eurovision Vote For Your Neighbours Contest.


    I agree with everythin you said but i think if they changed it back to jury voting then the best song would win. although they wouldnt make as much money


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Sarky wrote:
    My mother voted for Lordi.

    So did mine, she absolutely loved Lordi. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    My lovely horse will do the biz for Ireland next year, then everyones happy :)


    *goes off humming Lithuanian entry*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Ruu wrote:
    My lovely horse will do the biz for Ireland next year, then everyones happy :)

    I'd love if someone actually entered that in the Eurovision. Would get my vote!

    I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and take you to the horse dentist... my lovely lovely my lovely horse...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭el rabitos


    you can only listen to bull**** songs about how to mend a broken heart so many times before any normal person gets fed up. brian kennedy is a creepy looking greasy bastard, at least lordi's faces were supposed to look "scary".

    lordi rule


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    whassupp wrote:
    I think we should send Podge and Rodge next year and we'd be guaranteed to win
    naaah we'll send Richie Kavanagh and get his song to be Podge & Rodge, uncensored.

    I, for the first time in 6 years, watch the Eurovision this year because I thought it was hi-larious that a band like Lordi were a nations choice. If I wasn't working I would have voted for them because it is a change from all the sh1te that you normally get, and I could hear every word the singer sang, you are just adopting the steriotypical 'mosh band' idea of them simply screaming non-words into the mike


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,109 ✭✭✭ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV


    nobody in ireland even voted for any country i'd say haha. they probably threw names into a hat ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Did anyone else think that during the first part of the half time show, when the dancers formed a cross and went around in circles, that it came deliciously close to forming a swastika?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Sarky wrote:
    Did anyone else think that during the first part of the half time show, when the dancers formed a cross and went around in circles, that it came deliciously close to forming a swastika?

    I think you're reading far, far too much into it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Meh, any excuse to sing "Springtime For Hitler". :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    ha ha eurovision lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 944 ✭✭✭Captain Trips


    Best bit apart from Lordi's performance was the crazy Dutch judge/presenter who was obviously off his head a little.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,450 ✭✭✭dimerocks


    whassupp wrote:
    You cant even hear the words. so how is it a good song???
    yeah he is really growling down that mic. For **** sake its quite clear what he is saying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    very much enjoyed it, 2 fingers right up at the Eurovision from Lordi.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    abakan wrote:

    AS for Ireland giving 12 points to Harry Hill and the gang - goes to show just how serious Ireland take this contest

    No it just shows how many idiots with a mobile, swallow what TodayFM spoonfeeds them.

    As for Lordi winning? I didn't watch the show at all but I went and looked at the videos for it on youtube and I have to say it's not bad, and those costumes are f*cking class.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    the worst thing is how the political voting goes, should have 2 Eurovisions. East and West then top 5 v top 5


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    Did anyone hear Terry Wogan slagging off Emer Quinns Irish Accent when she was giving our result? he is Irish isn't he? Tw@t!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    From Limerick, gave a recognition to Munsters Rugby win too, I like him


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 920 ✭✭✭elvis2002


    Who honestly cares at this stage what Terry Wogan thinks. He proved himself to be a traitor years ago, He might as well start singing english anthem.

    I thought Lordi were fun but to be honest who cares? I'd rather look at the hot babes again than that. Ireland giving 'we are the winners' 12 points shows how many Lithuanian's are living in Ireland.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    elvis2002 wrote:
    Ireland giving 'we are the winners' 12 points shows how many Lithuanian's are living in Ireland.

    Thank fcuk that song didnt win.... and at least Lordi are a bit of a larf thats what i says :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭eirebhoy


    TheGooner wrote:
    Did anyone hear Terry Wogan slagging off Emer Quinns Irish Accent when she was giving our result? he is Irish isn't he? Tw@t!
    Not really, he's pretty much adopted English now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 986 ✭✭✭ateam


    Terry Wogan was far funnier than Marty Whelan.

    I don't think countries voted on a political basis, I think it was more to do with cultural links. Ireland will never win so, we don't belong to a large ethnic block!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,784 ✭✭✭Puck


    TheGooner wrote:
    Did anyone hear Terry Wogan slagging off Emer Quinns Irish Accent when she was giving our result? he is Irish isn't he? Tw@t!

    Wow! An Irish person making fun of a different regional Irish accent! Never happened before! It's obviously because Terry's a traitor. How dare he work and live in another country, he must be the only Irish person in the world doing that!

    Wogan's a legend, his commentary was pretty much the only reason to watch Eurovision. Well.... that and Lordi and the Dutch guy "I like your blouse!".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,769 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    An enjoyable song, though I wouldn't be surprised if all the band members were caught having 9-5 jobs & just decided it would be a laugh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭sportswear


    yeah lordi were deadly and it was actually the best song. its very catchy. i listened to some of their other stuff and its also very catchy.

    i thought brian was good but not as good.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I don't think it was a farce. The Lordi entry was decent and popular. In fact I reckon if you stuck a poll on this thread as to which we (mostly) Irish people wanted to win last night (Lordi or Brian Kennedy) Lordi would probably win out.

    As a bonus I don't think anyones been talking this much about the Eurovision song contest in years. As a personal barometer of how irrelevant the ESC is I know I probably couldn't tell you the names of anyone who's won it since about 1993 (and that period even includes a couple of Irish winners iirc?).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,946 ✭✭✭SouperComputer


    €vison makes baby Jesus cry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭Shanannigan


    i missed the eurovision, not that i was planning to watch it, but in response to the original post, i was reminded of the importance of voting by a south park episode, its always between a douchebag and a turd sandwich


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,635 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Sarky wrote:
    My mother voted for Lordi.

    My Dad's exact words were: "That was some ****ing weird ****. But at least you had them backed. But they were ****ing weird."

    My Mom's were: "When I saw them, I knew you'd like them."


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