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  • #32
    pisslips
    Closed Accounts Posts: 833 ✭✭✭pisslips


    " I Made Marion before she crowned Robin in the hood"
    -the exclusive Little John story, a critical review of "He stole from the rich, then he stole my Maid"


  • #33
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Deleted User wrote:
    Paul Gildeo woke up from his dream.
    Worst headline ever!

    Although at least they sensationalised my sirname.


  • #34
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    LOST ACTUALLY BASED ON TRUE STORY! EXCLUSIVE

    Also:
    TOP TOFF TIPS TAFF TOPS
    - Mayor of London declares that he really loves the new streamlined jersey of the Wales international football team.


  • #35
    pbsuxok1znja4r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭pbsuxok1znja4r


    Liam Gallagher fatally bottles Pete Doherty, self, in face.


  • #36
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Avril lavigne sex tape found starring relative unknown, paul gildea.


    The lucky bastard!
    god man is there anything you will not do


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  • #37
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    county wrote:
    god man is there anything you will not do
    What do you mean?
    There are several meanings I can see for that!


  • #38
    pbsuxok1znja4r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭pbsuxok1znja4r


    ^Not least of which is: God-man, is there anything you cannot do?

    Sunday Independent: All of Indepent's culture supplement's writers in fatal hand-gliding accident.


  • #39
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Evening Herald:
    Headlin "We've finally corrected our spelling errorrs!"
    Sub-headline "Damn"


  • #40
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Sovereign rings and celtic tops banned from city centre


  • #41
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,690 ✭✭✭Archeron


    "Ahern and Harney in glass coffee table/poo fetish Dáil scandal"


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  • #42
    jobonar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    "Ronan Keating promises never to 'try' sing again"


  • #43
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Simpsons finally put out of its misery


  • #44
    Mr Magnolia
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,449 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Bush anally raped by elephant.


  • #45
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Real Meat Found in MacDonalds Burger.

    Spokesperson said it was an oversight on their behalf.


  • #46
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    scouser.tommy wrote:
    Liam Gallagher fatally bottles Pete Doherty, self, in face.
    Liam Gallagher: "I AM Pete Doherty!"


  • #47
    teddy_303
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭teddy_303


    Sensational SHOCKER:
    Gov, RTE, Employers & Unions in Ka-Hoots!


  • #48
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Staker Sells Cork for 47c to CDfm


  • #49
    moonpurple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 852 ✭✭✭moonpurple


    good post


  • #50
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow wrote: »
    Staker Sells Cork for 47c to CDfm

    CDfm announces Corks first Gay Lord Mayor -Staker

    Exclusive interview with Lady Mayoress Colrow Inside


  • #51
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    ireland wins the global super loto.....


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  • #52
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Mary Harney Joins Weight Watchers


  • #53
    FunnyStuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭FunnyStuff


    Bertie loses on gee-gee's..... eats own face


  • #54
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    edie murphy stars in funny film....


  • #55
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Beauty is only Skin Deep

    Ugly goes thru to the bone.


  • #56
    Rackstar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Rackstar


    "Man Utd in administration"


  • #57
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Beckam Joins Cork City


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