Tabloid headings you would like to see!!!

IRA claim ceasefire was just a windup

Gerry Adams:"You've just been punk'd!"

county

fcuking billiant:D


"g.w.bush admits the war was all about oil"

koneko

"Posh spice evaporates into thin air, only sillicon boobs remained"

sexy children blamed for paedophilia!

sexy children blamed for paedophilia!:eek:

soz must have pressed button too many times!

county

"the dazzler gets banned from boards.ie for being a sick twisted fcuk";)

‘‘Castration Hurts Your Chances of Being Abducted By Aliens’’

BoneyArseBogman discovers the N-Spot.

Old woman preys on young boy, young boy receptive

"Gay Byrne caught drink driving, believed to be 5 times over the limit."

Micheal mcDowell to join Sinn Fein, disgruntled at mary for eating all the biscuits.

Demetrius

"Chuck Norris ate my hamster-Richard Gere set up"

KnifeWRENCH

"Coleen McLaughlin named as new finance minister"
"Doherty-Moss named Colombias People Of The Year"
"Drunk,Sexist,Racist Prostitute wins Californian Governor election by a landslide"
"The Obesity crisis:Mary Harney eats her critics"
"MacGyver cures cancer using a toothpick and condensed milk"

Capt'n Midnight

Pope Elopes

"Amp caught in bed with newoxfordedition"

Scraggs

'Nothing Happened Today'

Rhyme

Daniel O'Donnell found to be the centre of an S&M ring...

Nah, he's lovely.

psicic

'Dáil Deputies and Senators wiped out - rat poison in Dáil restaurant suspected. Rentokil commended.'

tagline: 'This time the bastards bit off more then they could chew'

Seriously.

The bastards.

"+hi$ n3\/\/$P@P3r h@z b33N h@x0r3d"

smashey

TV3 loses broadcasting license.

county

gerry adams and martin mcguinness in gay porn scandal

Banphrionsa

Grainne Flees Wedding with Best Man

biko

Sile Seoige finds new love in biko of boards.ie

boneless

"Last Page of Bible Found: Contains Disclaimer to Any References to Persons Alive Or Dead"

bush appreciation society of ireland chairman disappointed."too many lesbians,not enough neo-cons"

hiscan

vrt abolished

KnifeWRENCH

Ian Paisley set for Celebrity Love Island 2....

Bush and hamster caught in "compromising" position

Tony Blair morphs into walrus-like creature:Cherie admits "I was a little surprised"

Tar.Aldarion

Avril lavigne sex tape found starring relative unknown, paul gildea.


The lucky bastard!

Chad ghostal

Jesus found alive and well in seedy las vegas strip club;
the last temptation indeed

Tar.Aldarion

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Avril lavigne sex tape found starring relative unknown, paul gildea.


The lucky bastard!

Paul Gildeo woke up from his dream.

pisslips

" I Made Marion before she crowned Robin in the hood"
-the exclusive Little John story, a critical review of "He stole from the rich, then he stole my Maid"

Tar.Aldarion

Deleted User wrote:

Paul Gildeo woke up from his dream.

Worst headline ever!

Although at least they sensationalised my sirname.

arbeitsscheuer

LOST ACTUALLY BASED ON TRUE STORY! EXCLUSIVE

Also:
TOP TOFF TIPS TAFF TOPS
- Mayor of London declares that he really loves the new streamlined jersey of the Wales international football team.

pbsuxok1znja4r

Liam Gallagher fatally bottles Pete Doherty, self, in face.

county

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Avril lavigne sex tape found starring relative unknown, paul gildea.


The lucky bastard!

god man is there anything you will not do

Tar.Aldarion

county wrote:

god man is there anything you will not do

What do you mean?
There are several meanings I can see for that!

pbsuxok1znja4r

^Not least of which is: God-man, is there anything you cannot do?

Sunday Independent: All of Indepent's culture supplement's writers in fatal hand-gliding accident.

arbeitsscheuer

Evening Herald:
Headlin "We've finally corrected our spelling errorrs!"
Sub-headline "Damn"

meditraitor

Sovereign rings and celtic tops banned from city centre

Archeron

"Ahern and Harney in glass coffee table/poo fetish Dáil scandal"

jobonar

"Ronan Keating promises never to 'try' sing again"

arbeitsscheuer

Simpsons finally put out of its misery

Mr Magnolia

Bush anally raped by elephant.

boneless

Real Meat Found in MacDonalds Burger.

Spokesperson said it was an oversight on their behalf.

aidan_walsh

scouser.tommy wrote:

Liam Gallagher fatally bottles Pete Doherty, self, in face.

Liam Gallagher: "I AM Pete Doherty!"

teddy_303

Sensational SHOCKER:
Gov, RTE, Employers & Unions in Ka-Hoots!

colrow

Staker Sells Cork for 47c to CDfm

moonpurple

good post

CDfm

colrow wrote: »

Staker Sells Cork for 47c to CDfm

CDfm announces Corks first Gay Lord Mayor -Staker

Exclusive interview with Lady Mayoress Colrow Inside

del88

ireland wins the global super loto.....