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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Sarky wrote:
    So, you're saying I should kill my mother?
    that's a fruedian slip

    you meant to say one thing but you said a mother


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I am teh fade_to_grey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    homah_7ft wrote:
    I will do it. For a twirl.


    On his ma? That's cold...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    it's not cold, it's fabulous!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    SebtheBum wrote:
    it's not cold, it's fabulous!

    Speaking from experience, or just rumours? :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Gotta be a past user, no n00b would discover the wonder of the thread so quickly!

    Ahh..But im no ordinary n00b.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Do you have a fake ass, in which to hid your precious lucky charms?

    That's it, isn't it!?

    /me steals baraca's lucky ass-charms


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    cocaine filled condoms?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I was thinking candy, but that's much better.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Can I have some candy?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Do you like fudge?

    >_>

    <_<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    naughty..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    What would be naughty would be to imply that Sarky implied anything other than the confectionary made by boiling sugar in milk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    *tips a bucket of icy water over Homah*

    Did you change gender?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    That's just the effect of the cold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    *tips of bucket of boiling water over Homah*

    Now your neutral!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Where are you getting these buckets from? I am not sure it works that way. No more buckets. Unless it's a bucket of fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    By "fun" do you mean boiling lava and some angry male gummy bears? O.O


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    No I mean sherbit fountains pouring out of a seemingly bottomless bucket and little prancing lambs made out of liqurice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    I havn't been in the Nest for 10 months and what do I see is still going? Ya, that's right this ffeccking thread!!!
    Like what could anyonw talk about for so long? And who knows if Sarky is in or out of the 'orifice'?!
    Explain yourselves!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    only if you hold this rope...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    PH01 wrote:
    I havn't been in the Nest for 10 months and what do I see is still going? Ya, that's right this ffeccking thread!!!
    Like what could anyonw talk about for so long? And who knows if Sarky is in or out of the 'orifice'?!
    Explain yourselves!!!
    Quiet! Your ignorance is showing *points* look, right there, it's peeking through!

    Of course Sarky is in the Orifice, he posted at the top of this page!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    sketch09.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Why the f**k does Jesus have boots on?

    I thought he wore sandals. Now religion doesn't make sense!

    *cries*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,135 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    It's back to religion class for you.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    Why the f**k does Jesus have boots on?

    I thought he wore sandals. Now religion doesn't make sense!

    *cries*
    Clearly since he lived in the desert he wore desert boots. The sandals were just a clever move by the Church who had done an advertising deal with Birkenstock.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    Why the f**k does Jesus have boots on?

    I thought he wore sandals. Now religion doesn't make sense!

    *cries*
    casual friday...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    To kick the devil's ass with.

    Sheesh, you people...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Yeah, Jesus is f**king METAL, didn't you guys know that?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    So I have a whole closet full of authentic jesus sandals for nothing???:( aw shizzle bo dizzle ma nizzle.


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