which county do the easiest girls hail from?

metrovelvet · 19-04-2006 09:52PM

I dont get it. Why?

Archytas · 19-04-2006 09:54PM

I find this thread very offensive on the premise that girls are never ever easy. :rolleyes: It will always come back to hit you in the face. Always. God I hate that.

Amazotheamazing · 19-04-2006 09:56PM

sjones wrote:

The man has a point. Everyone in Tipperary is inbred. It's very easy to get a shag there, they find it hard to leave the room, what with running into walls and all.

Oi, I'm dating a Tipp girl, how dare you insult her honour like that? God, this meaningless thread on the internet has now oppressed her, if only I'd been evolved enough to realise the damage it could do.

scojones · 19-04-2006 09:57PM

Ah lads, we all know the easiest women are the ones who are sitting alone in a nightclub at 2.15am pretending to be texting someone on their mobile. It doesn't matter where they hail from, say hello and it's the easiest shag you'll ever have.

county · 19-04-2006 10:00PM

sjones wrote:

Ah lads, we all know the easiest women are the ones who are sitting alone in a nightclub at 2.15am pretending to be texting someone on their mobile. It doesn't matter where they hail from, say hello and it's the easiest shag you'll ever have.

i like your thinking:)

the cat · 19-04-2006 10:00PM

Kildare.

trajan · 20-04-2006 11:35AM

Vegeta wrote:

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Girls who were ok lookin in secondary school, were easy and who then turn out to be gorgeous in the years to come, they are the ones ya want to get after.

They have developed a nice personality from being overlooked by fellas in secondary school but have now grown to be babes.

This is just what I'm talking about. I know dozens of girls like this. The fact is as an adolescent i think lads standards are ridiculously high. In later years they drop, probably they continue to drop all the way to the grave.

Thus young average girls grow hotter with time. It's all simple mathematics!!

trajan · 20-04-2006 11:37AM

metrovelvet you are a legend. I've been reading your posts!

Tar.Aldarion · 20-04-2006 11:46AM

trajan wrote:

metrovelvet you are a legend. I've been reading your posts!

By simple logic then you are not a legend, as she is not.

As for your, mens standards drop with age, if anything, it is the opposite.

Sleepy · 20-04-2006 12:04PM

I'm with Tar.Aldarion here. My standards have gone up hugely since I was a teenager. Lets face it, a teenage boy is fascinated with boobies almost regardless of what they're attached to (both in terms of the rest of the girl's appearance and personality). Men grow out of this and start to look for the complete package, getting fussier and fussier as they go.

This probably drops as a man gets older. Young girls looks more attractive due to the suppleness of youth etc. However average women of his own age are still simply average.

Liver Lips · 20-04-2006 12:10PM

Sleepy wrote:

I'm with Tar.Aldarion here. My standards have gone up hugely since I was a teenager. Lets face it, a teenage boy is fascinated with boobies almost regardless of what they're attached to (both in terms of the rest of the girl's appearance and personality). Men grow out of this and start to look for the complete package, getting fussier and fussier as they go.

This probably drops as a man gets older. Young girls looks more attractive due to the suppleness of youth etc. However average women of his own age are still simply average.

would agree but then it starts to reverse again...your mind gets dirty as you get closer to thirty

super_furry · 20-04-2006 12:11PM

Liver Lips wrote:

your mind gets dirty as you get closer to thirty

Ooooh end of a century! You are Damon Albarn and I claim my five euro.

Liver Lips · 20-04-2006 12:14PM

super_furry wrote:

Ooooh end of a century! You are Damon Albarn and I claim my five euro.

Spot On

heres another one of the greatest ever..

Gonna buy an airforce base

Gonna wipe out your race

?????????

trajan · 20-04-2006 03:00PM

Happy Mondays - Loose fit

You all know I googled it so I'm not even gonna pretend. That's how much of a non-legend I am!

mountainyman · 20-04-2006 03:38PM

I think metrovelvet is fairly legendary.

I get stoned in a different place.
Boy you know that I've got bad taste.

No googling, I don't use google since I found out they handed over information on Chinese dissidents to the secret police.

The answer is Meath

MW

Dudess · 20-04-2006 10:42PM

From what I've seen, the more of a bogger, the more innocent and naive, the more devoutly Catholic (contradictory, I know), the more likely she'll give you a ride. Therefore, the answer would be... not sure. Wherever has the most clueless, culchie, conservative girls. I'm thinking Cork. Reardens on Washington Street is the microcosm of this phenomenon - it's the Cork Coppers:(

redmagic · 22-04-2006 12:45AM

sleepy wrote:

boobies

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

this kind of talk is why women HATE men. we like to think your better than all this and then you go and disappoint us. not surprising really, but still disappointing.

Lump · 22-04-2006 12:51AM

Do women hate men? I think maybe women only hate you, and you're looking for a scape goat.

John

Dizzyblabla · 22-04-2006 01:47AM

sjones wrote:

Cork tbh. They're hotties too.

an insult and a compliment all in one?!

joseywhales · 22-04-2006 01:49AM

Ahem...Cork tbh

Dizzyblabla · 22-04-2006 02:05AM

Dudess wrote:

I'm thinking Cork. Reardens on Washington Street is the microcosm of this phenomenon - it's the Cork Coppers:(

heh heh.. it is bad in there, but we're not all like that!

but then again, if it's the Cork Coppers, then I'm guessing that we must really only come in a close second to Copper Face Jacks, or Slapper Face Jacks I I recall it being lovingly called....

Fast_Mover · 22-04-2006 02:08AM

Dizzyblabla wrote:

heh heh.. it is bad in there, but we're not all like that!

agrees!!:D

..and whats with all the Cork votes?!:(

Dizzyblabla · 22-04-2006 02:24AM

^^^ I was wondering the same thing myself, but it's kinda funny that the same people will moan about not getting any most of the time, and yet seem to be experts at knowing where the 'easy' girls are?!

Fast_Mover · 22-04-2006 02:30AM

^^^..my sentiments too!

mickd · 22-04-2006 02:52AM

redmagic wrote:

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

this kind of talk is why women HATE men. we like to think your better than all this and then you go and disappoint us. not surprising really, but still disappointing.

Yet you are reading this thread, contradiction anyone. Maybe you like this smutty talk after all.

billy the squid · 22-04-2006 05:40AM

It doesnt really matter what county, I have found that rural girls are easier than urban girls.

Preset No.3 · 22-04-2006 08:36AM

BoozyBabe wrote:

Jeez, if they all look like Nadine Coyle, that can't be a bad thing!!!;)

Actually they all pretty much do all look like Nadine. They all look the same up there! Other thing is Derry has the highest rate of single mothers in the north! Go to the Strand Bar, Sugar, Earth, da Vincis, the carraig or the metro for a guaranteed good time girl!

Zebra3 · 22-04-2006 09:55AM

Preset No.3 wrote:

Actually they all pretty much do all look like Nadine. They all look the same up there! Other thing is Derry has the highest rate of single mothers in the north! Go to the Strand Bar, Sugar, Earth, da Vincis, the carraig or the metro for a guaranteed good time girl!

Yeah, Derry is easily the easiest.

Sometimes a bit too easy cos you like to think you've actually won them over...

If you go to Derry stay in the Strand Hotel. All the birds wanna tell their mates they've been shagged there.

panda100 · 22-04-2006 11:00AM

Dizzyblabla wrote:

heh heh.. it is bad in there, but we're not all like that!
but then again, if it's the Cork Coppers, then I'm guessing that we must really only come in a close second to Copper Face Jacks, or Slapper Face Jacks I I recall it being lovingly called....

You see I think this depends on your definition of being 'easy' or 'slutty'. In coppers you wont get a kiss unless you've spent the whole nite talking gaa/farming/whatever with the guy in question.However,if you go to Bondi,tramco,any other night club in Dublin all the guy has to do is dance up behind a girl and he's in there. I hate when guys do that,creep up on you from behind when your dancing...that is the sleaziest move eva!

dundalk cailin · 22-04-2006 03:47PM

i dont think its necessarily classified by county. in dundalk,there are plenty of easy girls, plenty of not-so-easy girls. maybe the ratio of easy:not easy is higher or lower than another town/city, i dont know. the lads of dundalk arent too innocent themselves i gotta say! ive gone out in monaghan, dublin, and places other than dundalk, i wouldnt say louth girls are necessarily easier than other counties

which county do the easiest girls hail from?

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