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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me makes mental not to watch La Blue Girl

    EDIT: while eating pizza viciously


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Why watch it when you are living it.

    /Me hones in on Fade_to_grey's orifi for some raping.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Not the left nostril! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    More orifices=more fun.

    To that end, he'll probably create some orifices where there were none before.

    All the fun of a snuff gangbang, but all the intimacy of one-on-one. Tentacle rape has it all!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /me makes mental not to watch La Blue Girl

    you should watch bible black instead.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Legend of the Overthingy.

    Or Glowing Angel Tunafish- Demon's Underwear Sunrise Girl.

    That one is difficult to get hold of, for several reasons...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I have a lot of watching to be doing I know! I watched Eva from start to finish including the movies one night at a friends and told myself to look into the whole genre but never followed through...

    *farts*

    I think I may have followed through..................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Wha- where am I????

    Is this the Anime forum?

    Amp locked the Throne Thread - after swiping it for himself - now this thread seems to be about tentacle-raping fade_to_grey.

    Can anyone, or is a Tar-only thing?

    /me slowly readys tentacle(s) :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Put that away! :eek:

    My orifii are reserved, by invitation only!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Hey...how can you be posting? It's 5 am - shouldn't Tar be raping you around now...


    ....in the ear?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Yore MA!!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    psicic wrote:
    Hey...how can you be posting? It's 5 am - shouldn't Tar be raping you around now...


    ....in the ear?
    I had to go dip it inicy water about then, long night was left in it.
    Anyway, back to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me steals back her turban and superglues it to her head while distracting jo with a naked dancing MoJu.


    Tentacles for all!

    /me makes it rains tentacles

    How many per person, you say? WHY TEN OF COURSE!


    Mooooooohahahhahahahah- while they entertain themselves with tentacles I shall rob them of all their limited edition Garth Brooks merchandise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    I like eating jam while watching tenacle-rape...


    ...it seems....apt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    {0,o} O RLY?
    /)__)
    _"_"_

    {- ,-} YA RLY!
    /)__)
    _"_"_

    {0,0} NO WAI!
    /)__)
    _"_"_


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Does anyone know if you can tenacle-rape an owl?

    /me searches through anime collection...


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yes. Tar knows. Oh how Tar knows.


    *Cluthes life size Garth Brooks sex doll*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Not owly!

    :eek: All he did was eat your left eye as such.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,227 ✭✭✭awhir


    ok wired thread LOL :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    ok wired thread LOL :D
    Wired to the MAX!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    But do we cut the red wire or the blue wire ftw?!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    CUT TEH blue WIRRRE! omgz we r going to all diezzz!:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    wire.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I have returned from the wee county, cross border, cheap alcohol. Not that I drink or anything, just thought I'd get some sort of eh...nevermind I'm too tired.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Rozabeez wrote:
    I have returned from the wee county, cross border, cheap alcohol. Not that I drink or anything, just thought I'd get some sort of eh...nevermind I'm too tired.
    Thank for that extremely edifying piece of information.
    You done?
    Good.

    Now, back to Tar raping owls in their EARS...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    I like cereal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Hey Seb- leave Rozabeez alone.





    she has a robot >_>


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Shabadu wrote:
    /me steals back her turban and superglues it to her head while distracting jo with a naked dancing MoJu.


    Tentacles for all!

    /me makes it rains tentacles

    How many per person, you say? WHY TEN OF COURSE!


    Mooooooohahahhahahahah- while they entertain themselves with tentacles I shall rob them of all their limited edition Garth Brooks merchandise.
    Damn you Shabadu! My one weakness, the movement of those naked thighs is so hypnotising!

    /me makes striking hat out of her share of the tentacles
    This is sure to win me Best Dressed at Ladies Day at Ascot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭psicic


    Where has all the love - or at least, the tentacle rape - gone?

    What an FWU!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me sprouts tentacles and rapes psicic

    Happy now?

    Why the hell am I still awake?

    Has it got anything to do with the game Condemned?

    How did 18 empty cans of Coke appear on the coffee table in the space of one day?

    Why did I watch Bad Santa today, as opposed to at Christmas?

    Will I ever stop asking daft questions?

    Does my bum look big in this?

    How come Funky hasn't participated in the orifice shenanigans recently? It's HIS orifice, ffs.

    How many questions are in this post?


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