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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Hey, there's no in-joke. There are no cool kids here. Now stop being so emo. <3


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh...

    I get jokes! Jokes are funny.

    Hehe, oral...mmmm...

    /me drools a little


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    oh jebus.....

    *smites you*
    I can smite!
    *smitesmitesmite*


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    BlueSpiral wrote:
    oh jebus.....

    *smits you*
    I can smit!
    *smitsmitsmit*
    Is "to smit" some sort of minor version of smite? Or am I on the wrong track completly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Damn it, I can't spell!:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    Is it smitten, or smote!? humdeedum...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I smote the world. The world was then smitten.

    Jesus, do you people know nothing?

    Anyway, Thaed mentioned that the pic suggests I was orally pleasuring a vulcan woman during her time of the month. Or possibly 7 years. It's hard to tell with vulcans. Possibly for them, menstruation is what MAKES them so logical. Crazy aliens, with their back-to-front ways. I bet some of them wear hats on their feet!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    And hamburgers eat people, justice!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Race ya to 5,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Bam!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Its no fun if you don't play...

    /me sulks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    I ate 5 million

    beat that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /me beats that with a big filthy stick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    surely


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    i


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    will


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    be


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Triumphant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    So, any news?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I got the whole series of Dead Like Me in the post, does that count?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sarky wrote:
    I got the whole series of Dead Like Me in the post, does that count?
    But...but...why?
    *Shudder*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well if it makes you feel any better, I didn't pay for it.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Booty is booty.
    Y'arr!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    I knew it, you're a pirate! :mad:

    A dirty stinking no good rapist pirate!

    /walks off fuming


    I don't know what came over me. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    hes also undead


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Well I knew that, with all the brain eating he does.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And a pimp.

    Yarr, bitch!

    /me slaps BlueSpiral


    <_<

    >_>

    /me puts his arm back on before anyone notices


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    :eek:

    F^$&"(^(%$"&%$£^@(*^$*$£;£!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Sarky wrote:
    And a pimp.

    Yarr, bitch!

    /me slaps BlueSpiral


    <_<

    >_>

    /me puts his arm back on before anyone notices
    Were you refering to my arm or your arm? or tar's arm?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What? You're lying. I never said anything of the sort. You're putting words in my quote tags!


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