A pox on Chuck Norris

amp · 08-04-2006 04:07AM #1

The Leader in his ultimate wisdom has informed me that the arch nemisis of this forum is the Chuck Norris forum. They are our natural enemies. As the moderator of this forum I hereby declare war on Chuck Norris. He is a washed up hasbeen b -grade hollywood dickhead. His presence on Boards is disgusting.

I ask all members of this forum to defend boards against this very insult, this fad , this degradation of all we hold dear.

Go there, do what ever you can to disrupt the forum, do what you can to make that poisioned waste of bandwith more like our own dear forum. I will reward imaginitive attacks with titles and the best one will gain it's poster immunity from banning for a year.

NOTE TO ADMINS: I take full responsibilty for the actions of TCN users who attack the Chuck Norris forum. Why? Because you didn't.

Banphrionsa · 08-04-2006 04:11AM

Why don't you C H U C K Norris !

Tar.Aldarion · 08-04-2006 04:43AM

Hurrah! Pilaging and rape of the senses for all!

kittenkiller · 08-04-2006 01:01PM

Chuck Norris raped my Dad!

Think that'll be my new sig

Laplandman · 08-04-2006 01:12PM

Much like Hong Kong was to the British, Chuck Norris' soul is only on loan from Bruce Lee. Bruce is not renowned for his patience.

mike65 · 08-04-2006 01:21PM

Chuck Norris, Shmuck Dorris I say.

Mike.

Sparky · 08-04-2006 02:42PM

24 hates Chuckfcuk Norris also.

BlueSpiral · 08-04-2006 03:02PM

chuck norris wears lady underwear. And his round-house kicks are done by some washed up has been with a string attached to his disslocated leg!

pisslips · 08-04-2006 06:36PM

Sparky-s wrote:

24 hates Chuckfcuk Norris also.

i have also seen this in Myspace, the queen is dead, long live Jack.

Shabadu · 08-04-2006 10:41PM

This action is acutely illegal. Chuck Norris and Ronnie Drew are the last two surviving members of the tribe know as 'square beards'; as such they are endangered species. They're protected under many miles of legislation.

MagnumForce · 09-04-2006 01:34AM

Shabadu wrote:

This action is acutely illegal. Chuck Norris and Ronnie Drew are the last two surviving members of the tribe know as 'square beards'; as such they are endangered species. They're protected under many miles of legislation.

Ronnie Drew!!! now that's a man worth praising, I suggest we campaign for a Ronnie Drew forum and discuss his many incredible attributes and adventures such as the time he save Dublin City from the dinosaurs as documented in poem form here: http://homepage.eircom.net/~irishpoetryexplosion/oneill2.html

**Timbuk2** · 09-04-2006 06:38PM

fuck chuck

Sparky · 10-04-2006 09:09AM

&#1072 wrote: »

Jack Bauer is a bummer.

Amp how could you.

btw. it was a troll

jsr · 10-04-2006 09:55AM

Are you mad!?! Leave that forum alone.
The average Chuck fan or "Chucky" as they are known has a very short attention span. They are also not very creative, being form the cut and paste school of posting. The forum will die a painfully death as it is infested by mindless fad addicted keyboard monkeys. They lack the skill/basic mental power to produce anything on their own. But these monkeys are not surrender monkeys. They will respond to all attacks(having nothing better to do) with the same standard issue post. eg "CN could kick your ass/CN is God. I wish I could grow a beard"
This will prolong the life span of this forum which would otherwise starve to death. Do not fuel the fire.....
FOR THE LOVE OF BOB, PULL BACK FROM THE BRINK OF MADNESS.

10-04-2006 10:53AM

amp wrote:

The Leader in his ultimate wisdom has informed me that the arch nemisis of this forum is the Chuck Norris forum. They are our natural enemies. As the moderator of this forum I hereby declare war on Chuck Norris. He is a washed up hasbeen b -grade hollywood dickhead. His presence on Boards is disgusting.

I ask all members of this forum to defend boards against this very insult, this fad , this degradation of all we hold dear.

Go there, do what ever you can to disrupt the forum, do what you can to make that poisioned waste of bandwith more like our own dear forum. I will reward imaginitive attacks with titles and the best one will gain it's poster immunity from banning for a year.

NOTE TO ADMINS: I take full responsibilty for the actions of TCN users who attack the Chuck Norris forum. Why? Because you didn't.

You are my hero.

*Engaging Trolling Device*

Talliesin · 10-04-2006 10:03PM

MagnumForce wrote:

Ronnie Drew!!! now that's a man worth praising

And he could take Norris easy.

MagnumForce · 10-04-2006 11:36PM

Talliesin wrote:

And he could take Norris easy.

Hell ****ing Yeah he could!! with his voice alone!!

Nevyn · 10-04-2006 11:47PM

well it could either a a spaming attck or the merging of threads from here into the chuck norris forum or the in my orfice thread moves randomly amoung the threads in that forum.

psicic · 11-04-2006 12:00AM

They came here, stealing precious bandwidth, cluttering the internet without providing an ounce of value like...like the type of posts I usually make. It's time to strike back. It's time to take action. It's time to purge the fora of Chuck Norris-fans and reduce them to our level. :mad:

If you want an action hero, he ain't it. Mother-luving NRA hawk with a fscking cowboy hat. The closest he ever got to an action hero was when he co-starred with Bruce Lee.

Disrupt...disrupt...disrupt.... if you don't get banned from the 'Carlos Ray-fanclub' forum then you haven't done your duty. Or else, you're doing it so well that you're continually filling the forum with noise. (

wait I had a point there...somewhere??)

There's only room for one 'CN' forum on boards - and 'The Cuckoo's Nest' was here first.

Long live the war, long live discord! God Bless the Cuckoo's Nest and God Bless Ireland!

Lead us to victory, Amp.

Quick question, though...if we go after the 'Chuckies', won't we have to take on the 'Hoff-meisters' next?

EDIT: I've posted in every open thread in 'Chuckie's forum' and started a thread. Join in, posts are relevant, it's fun and...and...um...it's the cool thing to do!!

Sarky · 11-04-2006 12:16PM

I think THIS says it all, really.

It's affiliated with Google, so it must be true.

Shabadu · 11-04-2006 01:09PM

Eh, you do know you linked to a google fight featuring Chick Norris there, sarklor?

In any case, here's another triumph.

Sarky · 11-04-2006 01:10PM

Whoops, a Freudian testicle there.

I mean slip. Freudian SLIP.

>_>

Shabadu · 11-04-2006 01:15PM

You beard fetishist.

Sarky · 11-04-2006 01:40PM

My secret shame revealed.

Anyway, it turns out that Chuck Norris loses even more badly to anything than Chick Norris.

Or not. I could be lying. The POINT is that Chuck Norris is rubbish.

Demetrius · 11-04-2006 02:13PM

Whats the deal with Chuck? Why single him out? Am I missing something?

tSubh Dearg · 11-04-2006 02:27PM

It was a close run thing but if you look here you can see who is clealy the greatest of them all.

Beruthiel · 12-04-2006 09:05AM

amp wrote:

Go there, do what ever you can to disrupt the forum, do what you can to make that poisioned waste of bandwith more like our own dear forum..

now amp honey, you know that's a very bold thing to suggest.
are you afraid of loosing your customers? 'fraid of a little competition?

you could all just pretend it's not there you know....

amp · 12-04-2006 11:10PM

/me steadfastly ignores Beruthials attempt to ease the tension between our great forum and the CN scum.

While I do not have full access to the internet at the moment when I do I will lead TCN to a great victory over the Chuck Norris forum.

From hence forth the Chuck Norris forum is now an annex of the TCN and will contain all of our discussion regarding Barry Scott. CLIT BANG BABY!

Sarky · 13-04-2006 12:02AM

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Tom Selleck ftw.

Beruthiel · 13-04-2006 07:45AM

amp wrote:

/me steadfastly ignores Beruthials attempt to ease the tension between our great forum and the CN scum.

ok
I tried being nice about it
but you won't listen to reason
*kicks amp in the nads... twice...*

Sarky · 13-04-2006 12:39PM

But if he's the reincarnation of Hitler (as my research suggests), doesn't he only need one?

A pox on Chuck Norris

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