A pox on Chuck Norris

amp

The Leader in his ultimate wisdom has informed me that the arch nemisis of this forum is the Chuck Norris forum. They are our natural enemies. As the moderator of this forum I hereby declare war on Chuck Norris. He is a washed up hasbeen b -grade hollywood dickhead. His presence on Boards is disgusting.

I ask all members of this forum to defend boards against this very insult, this fad , this degradation of all we hold dear.

Go there, do what ever you can to disrupt the forum, do what you can to make that poisioned waste of bandwith more like our own dear forum. I will reward imaginitive attacks with titles and the best one will gain it's poster immunity from banning for a year.

NOTE TO ADMINS: I take full responsibilty for the actions of TCN users who attack the Chuck Norris forum. Why? Because you didn't.

Banphrionsa

Why don't you C H U C K Norris !

Tar.Aldarion

Hurrah! Pilaging and rape of the senses for all!

kittenkiller

Chuck Norris raped my Dad!

Think that'll be my new sig

Laplandman

Much like Hong Kong was to the British, Chuck Norris' soul is only on loan from Bruce Lee. Bruce is not renowned for his patience.

mike65

Chuck Norris, Shmuck Dorris I say.

Mike.

Sparky

24 hates Chuckfcuk Norris also.

BlueSpiral

chuck norris wears lady underwear. And his round-house kicks are done by some washed up has been with a string attached to his disslocated leg!

pisslips

Sparky-s wrote:

24 hates Chuckfcuk Norris also.

i have also seen this in Myspace, the queen is dead, long live Jack.

Shabadu

This action is acutely illegal. Chuck Norris and Ronnie Drew are the last two surviving members of the tribe know as 'square beards'; as such they are endangered species. They're protected under many miles of legislation.

MagnumForce

Shabadu wrote:

This action is acutely illegal. Chuck Norris and Ronnie Drew are the last two surviving members of the tribe know as 'square beards'; as such they are endangered species. They're protected under many miles of legislation.

Ronnie Drew!!! now that's a man worth praising, I suggest we campaign for a Ronnie Drew forum and discuss his many incredible attributes and adventures such as the time he save Dublin City from the dinosaurs as documented in poem form here: http://homepage.eircom.net/~irishpoetryexplosion/oneill2.html

**Timbuk2**

fuck chuck

Sparky

&#1072 wrote: »

Jack Bauer is a bummer.

Amp how could you.


btw. it was a troll

jsr

Are you mad!?! Leave that forum alone.
The average Chuck fan or "Chucky" as they are known has a very short attention span. They are also not very creative, being form the cut and paste school of posting. The forum will die a painfully death as it is infested by mindless fad addicted keyboard monkeys. They lack the skill/basic mental power to produce anything on their own. But these monkeys are not surrender monkeys. They will respond to all attacks(having nothing better to do) with the same standard issue post. eg "CN could kick your ass/CN is God. I wish I could grow a beard"
This will prolong the life span of this forum which would otherwise starve to death. Do not fuel the fire.....
FOR THE LOVE OF BOB, PULL BACK FROM THE BRINK OF MADNESS.

amp

amp wrote:

The Leader in his ultimate wisdom has informed me that the arch nemisis of this forum is the Chuck Norris forum. They are our natural enemies. As the moderator of this forum I hereby declare war on Chuck Norris. He is a washed up hasbeen b -grade hollywood dickhead. His presence on Boards is disgusting.

I ask all members of this forum to defend boards against this very insult, this fad , this degradation of all we hold dear.

Go there, do what ever you can to disrupt the forum, do what you can to make that poisioned waste of bandwith more like our own dear forum. I will reward imaginitive attacks with titles and the best one will gain it's poster immunity from banning for a year.

NOTE TO ADMINS: I take full responsibilty for the actions of TCN users who attack the Chuck Norris forum. Why? Because you didn't.

You are my hero.

*Engaging Trolling Device*

Talliesin

MagnumForce wrote:

Ronnie Drew!!! now that's a man worth praising

And he could take Norris easy.

MagnumForce

Talliesin wrote:

And he could take Norris easy.

Hell ****ing Yeah he could!! with his voice alone!!

Nevyn

well it could either a a spaming attck or the merging of threads from here into the chuck norris forum or the in my orfice thread moves randomly amoung the threads in that forum.

psicic

They came here, stealing precious bandwidth, cluttering the internet without providing an ounce of value like...like the type of posts I usually make. It's time to strike back. It's time to take action. It's time to purge the fora of Chuck Norris-fans and reduce them to our level. :mad:

If you want an action hero, he ain't it. Mother-luving NRA hawk with a fscking cowboy hat. The closest he ever got to an action hero was when he co-starred with Bruce Lee.

Disrupt...disrupt...disrupt.... if you don't get banned from the 'Carlos Ray-fanclub' forum then you haven't done your duty. Or else, you're doing it so well that you're continually filling the forum with noise. ( wait I had a point there...somewhere??)

There's only room for one 'CN' forum on boards - and 'The Cuckoo's Nest' was here first.

Long live the war, long live discord! God Bless the Cuckoo's Nest and God Bless Ireland!

Lead us to victory, Amp.

Quick question, though...if we go after the 'Chuckies', won't we have to take on the 'Hoff-meisters' next?

EDIT: I've posted in every open thread in 'Chuckie's forum' and started a thread. Join in, posts are relevant, it's fun and...and...um...it's the cool thing to do!!

Sarky

I think THIS says it all, really.

It's affiliated with Google, so it must be true.

Shabadu

Eh, you do know you linked to a google fight featuring Chick Norris there, sarklor?

In any case, here's another triumph.

Sarky

Whoops, a Freudian testicle there.

I mean slip. Freudian SLIP.

>_>

Shabadu

You beard fetishist.

Sarky

My secret shame revealed.

Anyway, it turns out that Chuck Norris loses even more badly to anything than Chick Norris.

Or not. I could be lying. The POINT is that Chuck Norris is rubbish.

Demetrius

Whats the deal with Chuck? Why single him out? Am I missing something?

tSubh Dearg

It was a close run thing but if you look here you can see who is clealy the greatest of them all.

Beruthiel

amp wrote:

Go there, do what ever you can to disrupt the forum, do what you can to make that poisioned waste of bandwith more like our own dear forum..

now amp honey, you know that's a very bold thing to suggest.
are you afraid of loosing your customers? 'fraid of a little competition?
you could all just pretend it's not there you know....

amp

/me steadfastly ignores Beruthials attempt to ease the tension between our great forum and the CN scum.

While I do not have full access to the internet at the moment when I do I will lead TCN to a great victory over the Chuck Norris forum.

From hence forth the Chuck Norris forum is now an annex of the TCN and will contain all of our discussion regarding Barry Scott. CLIT BANG BABY!

Sarky

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Tom Selleck ftw.

Beruthiel

amp wrote:

/me steadfastly ignores Beruthials attempt to ease the tension between our great forum and the CN scum.

ok
I tried being nice about it
but you won't listen to reason
*kicks amp in the nads... twice...*

Sarky

But if he's the reincarnation of Hitler (as my research suggests), doesn't he only need one?

amp

Beruthiel wrote:

ok
I tried being nice about it
but you won't listen to reason
*kicks amp in the nads... twice...*

You'll have to ban all of us then, you chuck norris lover. I can't believe you've jumped on board the side of a stupid internet fad forum.

While I may no longer lead the troops I must now form battle plans from our HQ here in TCN.

Remember, the chuck norris forum is not about him anymore, it's about Barry Scott. Go there, post about the great Barry, do not mention that other guy. Fight on noble warriors, STAMP OUT ALL NON BARRY SCOTT DISCUSSION FOR THE GLORY OF THE TCN!

amp

psicic wrote:

Quick question, though...if we go after the 'Chuckies', won't we have to take on the 'Hoff-meisters' next?

Firstly, I promote you to Corporal Psicic for your contribution thus far. I salute you. The Hoff while also a stupid fad has a couple of things that mean we cannot wage war against him:

1. The Hoff was in Knight Rider. While now extremely dated this was a great show in it's day. Of course the real star of the show was Kitt.
2. The Hoff brought Baywatch to our screens, without which we never would have discovered many hot babes.
3. The Hoff is very popular in Germany. I think it best not to provoke ze Germans.

Chuck Norris has no such redeeming qualities. He was a short lived fad on Something Awful. By the time it got here it was already over. As such the forum is now a waste of space to be filled with discussion of Barry Scott. Why Barry Scott? WHO CARES!

Sarky

Because Cillit Bang gets your whites whiter than white, or something. Although that makes no sense, unless he discovered some kind of extra-sensory whiteness beyond the ken of mortals. This is all the proof I need to think Barry Scott is capable of speaking with the dead.

hullaballoo

Who's Chuck Norris?

Scraggs

Chuck Norris is overrated.
William Shatner ftw

I helped btw see CN forum for details

WhiteWashMan

i kinda liked delta force

psicic

Vote for Atair Jaguar or Barry Scott here in the Barry Scott Forum.

county

chuck norris raped my gerbil:eek:

Beruthiel

amp wrote:

you chuck norris lover.

well now!
that's just below the belt amp, seriously below the belt.

I happen to hate chuck norris, he's a C list actor at best. I have never even gone into the forum. I like to pretend it does not exist, though you lot are not helping me bury this in the dark pit in my mind where only the very brave would go.

I can't believe you've jumped on board the side of a stupid internet fad forum.

do you know how many forums I'd delete off the face of boards if an Admin was silly enough to allow me?!
TCN would be on the list too!

STAMP OUT ALL NON BARRY SCOTT DISCUSSION FOR THE GLORY OF THE TCN!

who the hell is barry scott?

psicic

Beruthiel wrote:

who the hell is barry scott?

BANG!

Live in SHAME.

There is only one Barry Scott and his name is Neill Burgess.

Anyway, this isn't appropriate for here...take it to the Barry Scott Forum.

OLDYELLAR

Fu*k You Chuck Norris! and yer god dang novel ya big butt pirate!

Sparky

Jack Bauer will PWN Chuckfuck.

Chuck must die with all his ranger shite and fitness vids.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054917913

amp

Friends, Cuckoonians, Countryman lend me your grime.

Here is my report on the war, currently ongoing.

Beruthial is now an enemy of TCN. She may or may have not banned me from the Barry Scott forum. Either way her attempts to stop me leading from the front have earned her enemy status.

From henceforth, the chuck norris forum is now to be referred to as the Barry Scott forum.

All threads actually about norris shall be converted into discussion of Barry Scott.

GO GO NEILL B... I MEAN BARRY SCOTT!

Sarky

Sparky-s wrote:

Jack Bauer will BUM Chuckfuck.

Fixed.

Sparky

Sarky wrote:

Fixed.

Thats disgracefull conduct now Sarky

Beruthiel

amp wrote:

Beruthial is now an enemy of TCN.

oh, another one,
well, get in line at the end of the queue there and I'll deal with you when I have the time...

She may or may have not banned me from the Barry Scott forum.

slander!

Either way her attempts to stop me leading from the front have earned her enemy status

cool
shall we meet in an open field at dawn and fight to the death?

amp

Dawn's a bit early/late for me.

Tar.Aldarion

Say noonish?

psicic

Wait - I don't get off work for lunch until about 12.30, and factor in 30 minutes travel/eating time, could ye make it 1 pm then?

Also, do we need to reserve seats first or is the event 'FTA'?

Sarky

Sparky-s wrote:

Thats disgracefull conduct now Sarky

True, true. He didn't even get Chuck's consent. There'll be a lawsuit, you mark my words.