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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4922
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    /me smacks fade_to_grey

    madam!!!!


  • #4923
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    im thinkin this should be one of those communal sigs! So for those of you that want to join me, here ya go!

    http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/7008/emu4cl.th.gif


  • #4924
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    :p


  • #4925
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    I wish I had chosen "EmoEmu" as my monikor... So much more comedy value...


  • #4926
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    your a goat or your 'Goatboy' ??!


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  • #4927
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nobody really understands the inner pain of the emu.

    All the other birds can stretch their wings and fly to escape their depressing surroundings. But the emu is stuck there. It doesn't even have wrists to cut.


  • #4928
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's probably immune to it's own poison.

    Poor bird can't catch a break. :(


  • #4929
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I love these intellectual discussions!


  • #4930
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Such depth. Such intensity. Such vibrant discourse. Such waffle.


  • #4931
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's just like being in an art college.


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  • #4932
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    nah we put too many hours in


  • #4933
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    A friend of mine is doing an art course. He's one of the few sane people who just likes drawing and stuff. The rest are mostly daft hippy feminists.

    He set up a masculinism society just to piss them off.

    It's working very well. One of them is bloody furious. :)


  • #4934
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Plus we have 100% attendance - never happen in any college, let alone art college.


  • #4935
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I have friends who do art in dun laorgheelasbfrlajshr sp?
    Their drawings are class.


  • #4936
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    I have friends who do art in dun laorgheelasbfrlajshr sp?
    Their drawings are class.
    Hence the Art course.

    Emoemu did an art course once. He never got very far what with having to cut all his drawings to shreds and cry about it afterwards.


  • #4937
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    He probably wouldn't be so emo if he had an ostraich as a friend, but when they came over to talk to him he told them to go "f*** a chicken" and went all emo again.


  • #4938
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Emu's are just the ugly ducklings. Give it time. They'll turn into swans. Then they can be angry white boys.


  • #4939
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Eminemus?

    Give that bird a chainsaw and bleach its hair. STAT!


  • #4940
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Feeling emutional? Why not visit a therapemuist.


  • #4941
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Damn my eyes. I read that as, "The rape must", damn these eyes to hell. So tear-filled and emo that I cannot even read!


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  • #4942
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me makes roffle gestures at Rozy. Yea, and Mayo gestures also


  • #4943
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Anal Bum Cover :D


  • #4944
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Um...

    What?


  • #4945
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sarky wrote:
    Um...

    What?

    An Album Cover..

    Rozabeez reminded me of it

    <shrugs>


  • #4946
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ah, and here I thought you were looking for some ass.

    <_<

    >_>

    Are you looking for some ass?


  • #4947
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sarky wrote:
    Ah, and here I thought you were looking for some ass.

    <_<

    >_>

    Are you looking for some ass?

    Do you want me to look for some ass?


  • #4948
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well, I might know a couiple of people who know a couple of people who possess rather pleasant assets in the buttock department.

    /me winks at Tar


  • #4949
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sarky wrote:
    Well, I might know a couiple of people who know a couple of people who possess rather pleasant assets in the buttock department.

    /me winks at Tar

    'nuff said.


  • #4950
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tehheeeheeheehee

    You said ass

    Bah!

    Someone beat me too it!

    You put the anal in analyst


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  • #4951
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sarky wrote:

    /me winks at Tar
    I knew I was just a piece of hot ass to you. :(
    I'm tired of being a piece of meat to you people.


    *sniffle*









    So... the usual time?


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